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Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 8:41 pm

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AnsemxRikuxAnti-Kairi?! Seriously? eek That's wrong on so many levels... gonk

Eh, Squall/Riku's actually pretty common, and I did see one fanfic that was Riku/Sora, but it had a Cloud/Sora/Squall lemon in the second chapter...^^;

Yeah, that Ansem x Riku x Heartless Kairi one was pretty sick. Apparently Ansem molests Riku, then possesses him and forces Riku to rape Kairi while she has no heart and can't fight back...or something like that. *shudders* It was creepy...

Oh, my God! You actually saw that?! I thought you made it up! gonk

New bad pairing: Hayner/Kairi.

...WTF, people? ><

Yes, I didn't make it up at all, I actually read it ALL THE WAY THROUGH. I kept think, 'It's not gonna get THAT bad.' Unfortunately, it did. And if I ever have to read how Riku squeezed Kairi's breasts again I think I will just die. Remember children, the scroll button is your friend.

Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 11:51 pm

Oh God....that sounds like a living hell...

XheartlessXrikuX

And if I ever have to read how Riku squeezed Kairi's breasts again I think I will just die.

Holy s**t...that is a very very very bad mental picture...poor, poor you!

Stuff I hate:
KairiSoraNamine

demyxaxelmarluxia (...evil fanfic. Don't read it if you come across it))

ZexionxYuffie (Its not that bad but...I dunno. It gives me the shivers)

SoraxYazoo (This is where you draw the line)(I...read it. I...)

kadajxYuffie (ooh look! another line has been crossed!)(my eyes!)

RoxasxYuffie (so many lines...)(Can you say hormonal Roxas with Yuffie licking candy?)

YuffiexGoofy (Oh god...it was sick, wrong, and perverted. Here is the last lines of the fanfiction: Donald stared after them. He turned to Aerith. His English was garbled, but still understandable. "I hope she doesn't want to sleep with him."

"What!"

"He wouldn't know where to stick it."

"Oh my god!")(See?)

KairixLeon (I'm serious...I'm crying)

What the Hell?: RikuxLenne (Lenne from, um, FF X-2 I think)

SelphiexCloud (I don't wanna talk about it)

...Yuffiexaxel...(not that bad actuallly...)

Yup....Thats about it for me....ya'll have name dthe rest!

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Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 3:58 am

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Oh God....that sounds like a living hell...

XheartlessXrikuX

And if I ever have to read how Riku squeezed Kairi's breasts again I think I will just die.

Holy s**t...that is a very very very bad mental picture...poor, poor you!

Stuff I hate:
KairiSoraNamine

demyxaxelmarluxia (...evil fanfic. Don't read it if you come across it))

ZexionxYuffie (Its not that bad but...I dunno. It gives me the shivers)

SoraxYazoo (This is where you draw the line)(I...read it. I...)

kadajxYuffie (ooh look! another line has been crossed!)(my eyes!)

RoxasxYuffie (so many lines...)(Can you say hormonal Roxas with Yuffie licking candy?)

YuffiexGoofy (Oh god...it was sick, wrong, and perverted. Here is the last lines of the fanfiction: Donald stared after them. He turned to Aerith. His English was garbled, but still understandable. "I hope she doesn't want to sleep with him."

"What!"

"He wouldn't know where to stick it."

"Oh my god!")(See?)

KairixLeon (I'm serious...I'm crying)

What the Hell?: RikuxLenne (Lenne from, um, FF X-2 I think)

SelphiexCloud (I don't wanna talk about it)

...Yuffiexaxel...(not that bad actuallly...)

Yup....Thats about it for me....ya'll have name dthe rest!

About that evil fic I read, hehe I imagined Riku squeezing a donut instead of kairi. rofl And that Goofy x Kairi story is....Oh god its sick. Isn't goofy a dog? BEASTIANITY! gonk

Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 12:21 pm

Lol, donuts! Yes...Goofy is a dog...and it creeps me out..

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Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 12:26 pm

Actually I laughed my head off from that. xd Goofy is awesome, but the only pairing he can have is with that cow girl, I forgot her name. But Goofy and her were together in the 3 musketeers movie. xd

Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 4:09 pm

New bad pairing: Maleficent/Riku/Anti-Sora. gonk

Oh, also...

Yuffie/Axel and Selphie/Roxas. ><

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Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 4:11 pm

Torrina Shirogane

New bad pairing: Maleficent/Riku/Anti-Sora. gonk

OMFG... gonk

Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 4:14 pm

QueenOfMallets

Torrina Shirogane

New bad pairing: Maleficent/Riku/Anti-Sora. gonk

OMFG... gonk

Yeah, and what makes it worse is that I actually saw it on ff.net...T___T

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Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 4:15 pm

Torrina Shirogane

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New bad pairing: Maleficent/Riku/Anti-Sora. gonk

OMFG... gonk

Yeah, and what makes it worse is that I actually saw it on ff.net...T___T

What the bloody hell goes on in these weird fic authors' minds? gonk

Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 4:16 pm

QueenOfMallets

Torrina Shirogane

QueenOfMallets

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New bad pairing: Maleficent/Riku/Anti-Sora. gonk

OMFG... gonk

Yeah, and what makes it worse is that I actually saw it on ff.net...T___T

What the bloody hell goes on in these weird fic authors' minds? gonk

I really have no f'ing clue...><

Lol, I'm not sure I want to find out, either. XD

...I bet they're in league with the Sora/Kairi writers... ninja

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Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 4:17 pm

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...I bet they're in league with the Sora/Kairi writers... ninja

They're out to get us....o_o

Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 4:19 pm

QueenOfMallets

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...I bet they're in league with the Sora/Kairi writers... ninja

They're out to get us....o_o

O_O They are...

*looks nervously over her shoulder* ...Should I be scared? =/

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Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 4:29 pm

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...I bet they're in league with the Sora/Kairi writers... ninja

They're out to get us....o_o

O_O They are...

*looks nervously over her shoulder* ...Should I be scared? =/

*holds her mallet* No, they should be easy to beat with logic and maturity.

Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 4:31 pm

QueenOfMallets

Torrina Shirogane

QueenOfMallets

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...I bet they're in league with the Sora/Kairi writers... ninja

They're out to get us....o_o

O_O They are...

*looks nervously over her shoulder* ...Should I be scared? =/

*holds her mallet* No, they should be easy to beat with logic and maturity.

XD True.

Man, insulting Sora/Kairi fans is putting me in the mood to raid an Anti Riku/Sora forum... rofl

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Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 4:31 pm

I don't know why I'm surprised, but damn, these people are sick! I mean, Goofy? That's just...bleck. I mean, I have nothing against him or anything, but having sex with him is like having sex with a mentally challenged dog. And that's just wrong on so many levels...

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