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 Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 2:37 pm
Doink slowly pushed the same button 8 or 9 times, causing balloons to fall from the ceiling by mistake.
"Oh, is it your birthday? Must be, because you're in luck!"
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Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 2:39 pm
"My birthday was three months ago. By the way, the strippers, the clowns on a motorcycle, and all that other stuff never showed up. All that money I gave you is coming out of your paycheck. Times two."
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Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 2:41 pm
"Um... as I was saying. You're in luck! Because you've won our GRAND PRIZE GIVE-AWAY!!!!!"
A neon sign came crashing down from the roof. It was supposed to say "Grand Prize".
"YOU IDIOTS! You need a cable to hang the sign!"
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Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 2:43 pm
*Examines where the Grand Prize sign fell.*
"You left a dent on the ring mat. That's also coming out of your paycheck."
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Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 2:46 pm
"What paycheck? Do you know how much cash I'VE paid to work here for the last few months? You'll find out soon what I mean. 3nodding Our accounting department is Necro and Zombie-Christian so you can only imagine what that's like."
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Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 2:48 pm
"Fine. I'm suing you for the damages you caused. Now ask me more questions, Ronald."
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Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 2:50 pm
"DON'T COMPARE ME TO THAT... THAT... THAT THING!"
"Erm... so, Mr. Hoochiemama, do you know what you've won?!"
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Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 2:51 pm
"A Three Year Vacation to Hawaii?"
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Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 2:54 pm
"Close!"
"Let's bring out what he's won!"
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Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 2:55 pm
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Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 2:59 pm
A drumroll sound clip was played and then Lita simply walked down the ramp and got into the ring.
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Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 2:59 pm
"You won 650 STD's as provided by Lita!"
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Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 3:00 pm
"You gave me a woman? Doinky, that type of stuff isn't allowed anymore. Ya know. Abraham Lincoln put a stop to it like...200 years ago."
*Stops when he hears STDs.*
"Get that beast away from me!" gonk
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Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 3:01 pm
"Well, she's barely a woman. And honestly, its not her you get to keep, its the disease."
Doink then handcuffed Nova to Lita with one of those Chinese Finger-traps.
"Enjoy."
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Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 3:02 pm
Lita started to lead Nova to the back.
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