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Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 6:25 pm
because she really didn't love me * sniffles * I caught her calling some guy named Rob ...........
She really was in love with him & not me sad
((Kayatsu Keauta; don't you know it.
Our age difference was too vast, bordering on improper, and there was work considerations to be taken into account...
* Throws myself down on the loveseat In a fit of despair ............. *
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Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 8:59 pm
She was simply too delicate for my rather...intensive...attention.
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Posted: Wed Jun 05, 2013 1:07 am
Because she caught the attention of Robert Downey Jr. I couldn't compete! gonk
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Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 3:55 pm
Because Sherlock Holmes is irresistible when it comes to a battle of wits.
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Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2013 2:34 pm
because I discovered the Sherlock Holmes 'shrine' including bits of already smoked tobacco, most likely from the various pipes used eek
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Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 5:58 pm
Because she Stole my Bike! emotion_donotwant
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Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 6:05 pm
Because he wouldn't clean up after his bats! Make-up may be made out of that stuff, but it isn't wearable in that form! eek emotion_puke
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Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 6:20 pm
Because she took my BAT's wings and made them her BACK wings! stare
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Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 9:43 pm
RyogaRob Because she took my BAT's wings and made them her BACK wings! stare he smoked too much pot
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Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 10:25 am
you were sushi and i just blacked out
woke up in the street naked tripping on something
there was rice on my lips and i was perspiring
I realized at that point I had eaten my sushi significant other
it turned me on even more
i ran naked to the sushi bar howling in the streets
yum_shrimp emotion_bigheart yum_salmon
at that point i realized it was over.... or had it just begun twisted
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