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Baneful rolled 2 8-sided dice:
7, 8
Total: 15 (2-16)
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 Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 10:27 pm
He was really ******** angry about this pizza thing. Everything he loved got taken away by crazy ******** women. A woman who had the /audacity/ to smell like alcohol when he'd been craving it since he ******** got there.
This was no light hearted pizza fight. This was a battle of jealous rage.
He undid his scarf to tie the box to his back with it, freeing up both his hands. And then gave her his best example of a one two punch. "My. ********. PIZZA"
HP 31/40
DMG - 9
Target - Rin
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iStoleYurVamps rolled 2 10-sided dice:
3, 4
Total: 7 (2-20)
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 10:27 pm
OWOWOW. "******** shot him who the ********- A text. Simon? He- He just got c**k blocked. By Simon. Simon was officially not Marcus's favored person. Still, he typed out a text back. "Wasn't me Cass, I don't have a gun, neither does Wilson remember?" A look to the other guy. He had this. "Go on man, save some pizza". Looking back to his drunken girlfriend, he smiled, "I might not have a gun, but I have other weapons at my disposal." He sent a quick text back to Simon. He might get shot but ******** it, girlfriends came before pizza. HP: 39/50 Erotic Damage: 1
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iStoleYurVamps
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Kyrieko rolled 2 8-sided dice:
6, 5
Total: 11 (2-16)
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 10:29 pm
"YES THERE IS A PROBLEM!" Fini said sardonically, trying to keep her hold on the damn pizza box. Being as mature and older than BatGale as she was, she stuck out her tongue.
And then the pizza box was out of her grasp and the little punk (not that he was really 'little' compared to her....) kicked her in the arm.
"Get your a** back here, BatGale!" She shouted, scrambling to her feet and running after him, grabbing the first object she could get her hands on (that might have been a shoe or a slipper of someones) and threw it at his feet. BatGale was going dooooown.
"Gimme that pizza back!"
HP: 28/40
Target: BatGale
Damage: 5
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demon_pachabel rolled 2 10-sided dice:
6, 5
Total: 11 (2-20)
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 10:30 pm
Cass pouted between the two boys for a little while longer as they both feigned innocence at her poor a**-ault that had happened, pouting again before Marcus leaned in and started talking about weapons.
And if Wilson wasn't out of there already, Cass was about to make the conversation even more questionable;
"I'm very much aware of the gun you have, Mr. Hasan." she said, not very 'sexy' given she had some drunken slurring going on, prodding him in the chest before she leaned in to add; "Are you saying you'd rather use that?"Cass's HP: 38/50 Damage: 5 Target: Marcus Syusaki Run, Wilson, Run while you still can.
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its me debz rolled 2 8-sided dice:
4, 1
Total: 5 (2-16)
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 10:30 pm
"WHAT ARE YOU DOI- OW-"
Oh, Bix.
She likes that, you know.
"Listen, pretty thing, you should at least buy me a drink first-- HAND'S OFF, C'MON." She flailed a little, just barely managing to fight off the titty twist torture of titillating teasing--
ENOUGH ALLITERATION, CIRCUS BRAIN. ENOUGH.
hp// 37 - 2 = 35
dmg// 0
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lizbot rolled 2 12-sided dice:
2, 4
Total: 6 (2-24)
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 10:30 pm
Clarice's eyes widened as she saw his movement, she knew what was coming oh god oh god this ******** she was going to accidentally destroy his entire stupid ******** room next time he and ******** Simon were out of town. Her entire body shuddered at the impact. If only she had more booze cake to handle this with. If only she had Julie here to show Allan the true meaning of bromance. Bramance. HP: 45 Damage to Allan: 0
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Saliru rolled 2 8-sided dice:
1, 8
Total: 9 (2-16)
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 10:30 pm
Rin was honestly startled by the pop pops he landed. Staggering backwards a bit to wipe a bit of blood from her nose on her oversized wet large shirt before with a swish of massive sleeve she had her dukes up and attempted to pop him at least once back in his own nose.
HP - 19!/40
DMG - 3
TRG - Rep
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bipolar bee rolled 2 8-sided dice:
8, 7
Total: 15 (2-16)
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 10:31 pm
"Let me tell you something," Sasha hissed with narrowed eyes, " you're the b***h, mister." Ohhh s**t, son. "And on top of that? Your hair looks really stupid." Cold as ice. Target: Harrison HP: 25/40 DMG: 9
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 10:31 pm
Dakota came in following his so called Nakama and smelt the heaven known as Pizza.
But then there was girls in Pajamas.
Drunk girls. At least they seemed drunk.
But the pizza...How often would they get pizza?!?!
BUT THE GIRLS.
FOOD OR GIRLS DAKOTA FOOD OR GIRLS?
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kuropeco rolled 2 10-sided dice:
5, 9
Total: 14 (2-20)
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 10:32 pm
Gale's only response to this was a very stubborn "NO."
And then he ran off.
Except he didn't get very far, since Fini threw herself at him from behind, her arms going around his legs, and both of them staggered and stumbled, crashing to the ground with a very loud thunk. The pizza, which Gale was holding in his arms, was almost smashed.
Almost. But he protected it. Then he said "Nice try, but this is my pizza, thank you" and kneed Fini in the stomach before scrambling away again, clutching his prize.
[ HP: 39/50
Damage: 8 ]
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 10:33 pm
A sigh of relief. Awesome. Marcus totally had this! Wilson nodded. “I’ll do that.” With that, the trainee stalked off toward the large stack of pizzas and smiled when he picked up a box. God, it smelled so good. He cautiously looked around before he tentatively peaked inside. Was that person from before going to shoot him again if he tried to snag a slice before taking it back to Allan’s room? Yeah. They probably were. With a heavy sigh, Wilson closed the box and slowly began his way back toward the portal.
[[ hi nag where are you :U ]]
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naggeela rolled 2 8-sided dice:
7, 4
Total: 11 (2-16)
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 10:33 pm
Tori ran as fast as she could drunk to save those pizzas from the guys. Seeing what was happening when she got there and not liking it one bit. Spotting her target Wilson since he was the closest from her running from the dorms. "Get away from those pizzas," Tori growled as she ran right for Wilson with her arm raised and once she got close enough to him she punished him as hard as she could as dam she wanted that pizza really bad. Hp: 40 Damage: 5 Target: Wilson
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iloveyouDIE rolled 2 10-sided dice:
9, 7
Total: 16 (2-20)
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 10:33 pm
"THIS IS TOTALLY HOT." He got in a quick goose real quick since she seemed not to be TOO mad. She didn't even hit him or anything!
What a perv.
"I'm outta here!" Bix hopped up (adjusted his pants a bit), gave Clerise a swift kick, and started to run again.
HP: 32 / 50
Dmg: 10
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Baneful rolled 2 8-sided dice:
5, 1
Total: 6 (2-16)
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 10:35 pm
He winced as the hit to his nose connected, making him cringe in pain. But no. Pizza. He would do anything in his power to win this thing, even the SMELL of it on his back was goading him on to even greater heights of brutality.
He was powered by rage and Calpis.
Not a good combination though as it turned out, as a sudden bout of queasiness possibly made worse by the dubious cake made him falter.
HP 28/40
DMG - NOPE
Target - Rin
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Syusaki rolled 2 10-sided dice:
3, 5
Total: 8 (2-20)
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 10:36 pm
He had been doing pretty decently. Miraculously, none of the other female trainees had spotted him with a large box of pizza in his arms (with his bottle of tea precariously balanced on top). Wilson stopped so he could take his bottle and drink some more tea—he really liked Oolong tea—but then he heard a semi-familiar voice behind him. He narrowed his eyes. Where had he heard that voice before? It was clearly feminine. Eyes widened. Oh no, did that mean…?
When Wilson turned around it was indeed Tori. “Tori! Wait no uhhh there’re more boxes over there…!” His attempt at persuasion failed as she attacked him. The trainee yelped, hugging the box close and toppling his tea over. His back still turned toward her, he attempted to kick her in the knees.
HP: 34/50
Damage: 2
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