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 Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 9:53 pm
"Ohhh, I'm sure you aren't that bad! Have you heard about the choir?" Might as well poke around for prospects, right? "Nona thinks I'm boring. She much prefers the company of Candace, or Clerise or Robert." Sasha shrugged, panning her gaze around the room. When she caught sight of Jerry, a huge smile spread across her face as she tried to catch his attention with a wave.
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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 9:59 pm
Jerry perked up at the sudden sign of movement and familiar friendly face. Sasha was here! Well.. well that was good! And he had even changed his clothes for fear of a certain therapist's wraith. He swallowed, plastered a smile on his face, and timidly waved back before meekly making his way over. "Ah... hi, Miss Sasha! Who's your friend? What happened here, do either of you now? I swear ah... ahaha... this one wasn't my fault." He gave a polite glance to Syd.
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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 10:01 pm
Cass nearly reached out to grab Ofelia as she left their little pow wow, before she sighed and massaged her temple instead. Now everybody was fighting. She was the child, and the adults were fighting. Sometimes she felt like she should have been five years older. Passing a glance to Harrison, she nodded. "I hadn't heard that part, but I haven't been trying to get off the list either so I didn't look into it." she mused. "But good to know~" she grinned.
"Either way, the chances of someone rolling you as their princess is low with how many people are in the system. I mean, I've had Princess Leon and Princess Bix and Princess Aria...." Conveniently all people she knew, actually.... "So yeah. If I ever get you for a Golem, I promise I won't be sending you pictures. That'd be a picture that shouldn't even be on the internet." Which was saying something. She'd seen a lot of things on the internet.
"If you can find someone who actually takes you complaints and changes stuff based on them though? Let me know."
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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 10:16 pm
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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 10:19 pm
Rep could only blink in bafflement as Ofie stalked off, looking at first confused by her change of heart and then somewhat relieved. At least for the moment he wouldn't have anyone standing up for his better nature or anything as disturbing as that. He simply nodded weakly "Okay then." He wasn't about to stop her, his little world revolved entirely around him. Well. Almost entirely.
He still looked decidedly distraught at the idea of the princess golems, giving Harrison a very stricken look. "Everyone in action is on the list? ********. Then I'm definitely on it." He shot the man a suspicious look, not getting the unsubtle hint in his words. "Why wouldn't I want to be on the opt out list man? I'm not some ******** weirdo that wants to see himself in a dress."
He sighed defeatedly , shuddering. "Yeah, I swear to god, if I ever see pictures of me on the intranet of a golem princess me, I'm going to go on a ******** rampage. I mean holy s**t there's some /sick/ /sick/ minds here."
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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 10:27 pm
Okay so maybe she was just five and was sulking, but either way Ofelia eventually came back over and decided to give Rin a piece of her mind. She opened her mouth to say something, her cheeks as red as her face, when someone knew piped in with a few words and she forgot what she was angry about.
Rue chimed in that Ofelia was beyond tired and needed to sleep before she ran her mouth and got herself killed, but at the very least she had hoped Ofelia to die doing somerthing interesting. Not getting punched or as a result of lack of sleep.
"Never mind, Ah forgive ya. That is what Ah have decided since we all gotta work tagether an' do whatever we're told ta do. No point in gettin' snappy."
Yup, sleep-needing-induced moodswing, right there. Poor Ofelia, she needed to smack her head against something hard again.
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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 10:57 pm
"Reine," the trainee answered, slightly distracted, before actually processing what the voice had said---- oh.
"Uh. Food?" She turned around to see someone she didn't recognise, a rather adorable girl with poofy hair. Now she wished she had something to offer, even if just a candy bar. Well, maybe she did just happen to have a bar of chocolate in her pocket, and she could share half or something.
Reine fished the chocolate out, and inspected it. Apparently sometime between her journey from the vending machine to the kitchen, the chocolate had melted, and.. it felt kind of squishy. Which was decidedly unappetising, which was also a pity, because it was one of her favourite types of chocolate- 70% cacao, with macadamia nuts.
Sighing, she relinquished the packet of chocolate, hoping that at leastttt the other trainee would enjoy it. Beggars couldn't be choosers, okay?Scyerline omg I didn't even notice, sorry bby!!
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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 11:48 pm
Cass swooned dramatically - theatrically even. "Ohhh Rep, you're so manly, even in that dress~~" she teased, then elbowed him lightly. "People wouldn't be able to take it, amirite?" After the moment, she shuddered again. "Okay, that's not true. I just..." Shudder. "I'm going to pretend I didn't just tease you with that, because the image is in my head and the more I try to get it out, the worse it gets."
Agony. Agony at having let the image get in there. "Okay, I'm going to imagine Marcus in a dress instead and that'll fix it."
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That didn't fix it.
"Okay. Marcus in a dress....that's..slightly more manageable." Cass said after what looked like a very difficult thought transition. "Let's not talk about the Princess Golems anymore. I think something more pleasant is in order."
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iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 1:40 am
Marcus managed to hear that part and looked over at the two trainees. He was making a what the ******** face.
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 1:46 am
Marcus' what the ******** face was strangely mirrored by the lumbering giant that walked in and stared, open mouthed, at the kitchen. He looked around for a minute, before doubling over in laughter.
"The FUUUUUUCK DID YOU BITCHES DO!" He barely managed to yelp out as he surveyed the damage.
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 2:39 am
The smell of hot, fresh, pizza preceded Clarice's entrance. Well...it was probably Clarice. It was hard to see past the stack of pizza boxes and the heavenly scent of real food. There may have even been a few boxes of molten chocolate cake and those little apple pies as well. "I heard you moonies were gonna fix the kitchen, so the labs decided to pitch in via baked goods. If you guys need any technical expertise I can..." She cleared the table by giving it a firm kick, and dropped her delicious burden down with a cheerful, smile. Which froze when she saw Julie...and a bunch of trainees.
"Right. Okay then."
She backed away from he scene as casually as she could manage, "You guys uh...have fun."
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 3:11 am
There was a loud thwack as the pickaxe suddenly came down right next to one of the pizza boxes, nearly kicking a apple pie container onto the floor.
On one hand Julie hadn't actually stopped smiling, on the other hand she looked almost terrifying as she simply gazed levelly at all the trainees assembled. The smell of warm apple pie or pizza with real cheese, none of that emergency rations frozen microwave pizza stuff, might have made some of the trainees a little hungry. The Moon Hunter didn't seem to care at all as she pulled out her weapon - a simple four pointed shield and placed it precariously on the highest box.
Anyone trying to grab at any of the food articles would find themselves magically repelled, as if by an odd invisible wall. It was by no coincidence that anyone who tried to leave the room would also find themselves repelled by the same invisible barrier, as if they were oddly, somehow, stuck in this room possibly forever. Julie seemed to take no notice to any disappointed faces as she scooted a little out of side, humming a little, before pulling out a set of-
- Well, there was no real way to define what it was a set of. There were pickaxes, there were shovels, there were honest to god cement drills (though no usable plug in sight), pitchforks, what looked like the farming equivalent of a few Hunter weapons, so on so forth. Most of them suggested physical, manual, labour. Most of them were also broken and damaged beyond repair.
Julie gave a small wave, and a smile to some of the newer trainees, waving her hand a little more eagerly, before she started. "Hi everyone! This is a very important mission. Because I've been told everyone else is sick"- how the other Moon Hunters could continuously lie to Julie without feeling bad about themselves was another story entirely -"I guess we will have to make do with you trainees. Don't worry, after the work, there is a big surprise." She stretched her arms out wide, very wide. "A very, very, very big surprise."
One could only hope she was talking about the food.
"But first, we have to start making the kitchen better. It's all very sad now, the kitchen, it must be very sad, and we must take our items and do away with its sadness." It was like she was explaining these instructions to a five-year-old, or possibly herself. "Now everyone pick up an item, come along now, I do have all day, but oh, I'm not so sure, I've only met some of you today, its all so personal!"
Yeah, they better get to work fast. OOC: DEMOLITION FIRST you need to select an item. For safety purposes, considering the condition of Julie's...items, it is recommended that a trainee uses their own weapon. - If your trainee has a LONG RANGED weapon, they are now in charge of destroying THE KITCHEN WALLS- If your trainee has a CLOSE RANGED WEAPON, they are now in charge of destroying THE KITCHEN FLOORS THE KITCHEN FLOOR: - The kitchen floor has "60 HP". Attack it as your normally would with your dice mechanics. You can attack it up to three times per person. - Once the kitchen floor's HP has hit 0, congrats, you've cleared the floor! Make sure to QUOTE the kitchen floor's TOTAL DAMAGE up to date, from where the last person picked off from. THE KITCHEN WALLS:- The kitchen walls have "40 HP". Attack it as your normally would with your dice mechanics. You can attack it up to three times per person. - Once the kitchen wall's HP has hit 0, congrats, you've cleared the walls! Make sure to QUOTE the kitchen wall's TOTAL DAMAGE up to date, from where the last person picked off from. - THE KEY HERE is to destroy the place without having the ceiling you know, come crumbling down on you, and possibly destroying the food. DELICACY IS KEY.
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Rown rolled 2 8-sided dice:
3, 5
Total: 8 (2-16)
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 3:13 am
Ofelia suddenly felt her mood lift, like a horrible weight of having to talk to people who were unfriendly was suddenly gone. All she could see now was the food (it smelled so good, so very, very good) and the fact she was told to get a tool and start cleaning up the walls and floor.
So this person was asking for help in fixing the kitchen? It looked like Rep was going to get to show off his 'manliness' after all, but Ofelia was pretty certain she'd have to be manly too. Summoning up Rue she grinned at Julie and took a few steps away from her friends, picking a spot.
"We just gotta hit stuff ta fix it? Ah can deal wit' dat." Rue protested at being used as a simple tool, something to fix a floor with, but Ofelia ignored every bit of it and punched against the ground. The sooner they fixed everything the sooner they could eat, right?
The fact that everything was covered with a barrier didn't even seem to register that stuff could go down badly.
attack 1
damage 2 pts
floor hp 58
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Rown rolled 2 8-sided dice:
8, 2
Total: 10 (2-16)
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 3:21 am
Using Rue didn't seem like it was doing to much damage, really, to the floor and Ofelia considered using one of the obviously dangerous tools that this person known as Julie had provided. Rue promptly reminded her that she was now offended that Ofelia had used her for one attack and then considered a broken down shovel as a better alternative, her voice screeching inside the teen's head.
Told to attack again and use Rue better this time, the sun trainee swung her arm back and hit the spot again doing a bit more damage. Punching the floor seemed really weird in hindsight too but Ofelia was having fun and at the very least was burning calories. It was also good that the floor couldn't fight back, seeing as Ofelia was tired of having her a** handed to her every time she took up her weapon against an opponent.
Rue echoed that sentiment, though she couldn't say much since she was being smashed into the ground. Ofelia liked that.
attack 2
damage 4 pts
floor hp 54
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Rown rolled 2 8-sided dice:
6, 8
Total: 14 (2-16)
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 3:28 am
The area where Ofelia had decided to just take her punchy goodness out on was pretty much cleared by the time she got a third punch in. It just happened to be her strongest too in the little floor clearing venture, and the teen stretched her arms and looked down to survey her work. No doubt others would be joining in soon, the want of food and perhaps the want of a working kitchen too much to pass over, and so she backed up a bit to let others get their so called punches in.
In the meantime she let Rue go back to her bracelet form, the knuckledusters cursing loudly and unhappily about the fact she'd just be used on the same level as a piece of road equipment. It looked like there would be no pleasing her today, or any other day (not really a surprise) and so Ofelia simply patted her wrist as a sort of 'there-there' motion. That only served to piss Rue off more, and Ofelia cackled inwardly.
Good day, good day.
attack 3
damage 8 pts
floor hp 46
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