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"You should. You'd look good in sunglasses." Robert teased, as the stun from Jezebel started to wear off and Robert went in for the attack. The batleth connected, and Robert's grin returned, but a moment later he was being flung backwards, landing right on his a** several feet away. He bounced like a skipping stone, and finally slid on the ground, flattening as he stilled. A groan left him as his bones creaked, and he just lay there for a moment while the stars in his eyes faded away.


HP: 9
Damage: 5
Charge 2: 1/3
Boss HP: 13

With one eye one the failbusters, Clarice reached into her pocket and brought out some bandages. My Little Pony: Friendship is magic. Not quite the level of her Hello Kitty set, but she'd promised she try them out on the field once they were deemed safe enough. Taking off her denim jacket, the assistant placed it over Robert, "Hey guy, good job, but don't make me have to carry your over-sized *beep!* home, kay?" She stuck a Twilight Sparkle bandage on his forehead and shifted Raeg before getting closer to the other two trainees.

The geeks were still being obnoxious, but at least they weren't shooting rocksalt anymore, so she shifted her attention fully to the fight. The creature looked pretty out of it after that light show, but the hits continued to be hard and precise. Clarice stopped a few feet away, cautious of friendly fire, "Bandages, ladies!" She held out two featuring Rarity and Pinkie Pie, "Not quite a strong as usual, but they should take the edge off."

Clerise, Robert, Candace: healed for 4 hp
HP: 60

Clerise didn't know who or what this little character was, but snagged it anyway. "Thanks, miss lady!"

She stuck the band-aid over her nose, and charged the boss one more time, flinging him at the guy like Balthazar was a discus.

It was...you know.

Kind of effective.

Kind of.

hp = 28 - 8 = 20
damage = 12 - 6 = 6
charge 3/3
boss hp = 4

Watching the creature go down, Clarice desummoned Raeg and gave Robert a pat on the arm, murmuring, "Stubborn," but with an approving smile all the same. Turning her attention to the ladies, "Good work, everyone, I think we have enough here to..." a couple walked by with their dog, and began remarking on the damage to the street. The blonde lowered her voice, "...to get the ******** out before someone calls the cops."

She glanced back at the two wannabes, a small frown forming.

Atropos was almost ready. She was so close. It was only polite of Candace to give her what she wanted, so she had been about to get one more strike in when Robert suddenly came out of nowhere and killed the damn thing. She blinked, watching it dissipate into FEAR. "Well then." She actually smiled at Robert, a genuine smile. "Impressive~." Again, she was being sincere. Now it was just a matter of keeping the respect he'd just earned from her. Good luck, Robert.

Oh well, they killed the creature! That was good enough for her! Though that was a lie, really. She'd done terribly against this thing, and now it was going to be forever on video record. Ugh. Could they do a second take or something? Please?!

As a couple suddenly walked by with her dog Candace quickly forced Atropos into her dormant form, rubbing her rings and blushing a little as they commented on the state of the street. "Oops...but Clarice, what should we do about them?" She gestured toward the 'ghost hunters' who were now approaching them as if they had just saved their lives and not the other way around.

And they had the worst pick up lines ever.

Candace burst out laughing again at the talk of motherships and going to space, sidling up beside Clarice and hugging her arm. "Aw! He likes you~!" She grinned up at the blonde before letting her go to turn to whatshisface. Larry, right? She smiled sweetly and stepped closer to him. "Hey, can I see your camera a second? I wanna see what really cool footage you guys got. Pleeeeeeeeeease~?" Candace didn't have any secret reasons. No really. She just wanted to see the guy's camera.

No, really. <3

Clerise grinned, bouncing around and doing a bit of a party rock shuffle. "Way to go, strongman!" That shuffle had taken ungodly amounts of practice in private, to be sure. And she was still only halfway decent.

Looking over at her division's assistant, Clerise nodded. "YYeaahh I've got no desire to be put in handcuffs by some schmucks. But I mean, if you wanted to~" She winked playfully.

Clerise eyeballed Candace who was over with Clarice, playing up the flirty bits-- good idea. Footage would probably be a bad idea. They looked like they had it under control, though, so the redhead just unsummoned Balthazar and waited.

Girls.

Candace and Clarice were playing some serious patty cake with these boys. He almost felt sorry for them.

Almost.

Robert gave Clerise a wink, catching her do her little dance move and making a note to talk to her about that when they were back home. Then he very quietly walked around, taking the long way, until he could stroll up behind the two men while the girls flirted with them shamelessly. She had to hand it to Candace, especially - that girl knew how to flirt. He had it down to a science. It was no wonder she was sleeping around.. maybe she was just that type of girl. He'd known hundreds of that kind of girl in his life, and he certainly liked them then. There was no reason to think of them badly, now. Jerry would just need to find the type of girl that didn't sleep around. It wasn't THAT hard. If Robert could do it, anyone could!

He tried to keep himself from whistling innocently as he circled around and stood looming behind the men. His arm snaked out, as inconspicuously as possible, and one massive hand grasped over the top of the camera, thumb directly over the tape -

The crunching sound ruined his subterfuge, so he stopped trying to be sneaky and just took the camera away. His other hand finished the job, nearly breaking the camera in half completely with a lovely spray of sparks. If there was one thing Robert was good at, it was breaking things.

When the men looked at him, all he would do was smile.