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Toshihiko Two rolled 2 8-sided dice:
6, 1
Total: 7 (2-16)
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 Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:10 pm
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Just what he'd thought. The hot party had started and it involved...a whole range of inappropriateness. This house needed to be put in jail.
Harrison took a stab at Fireboo, but didn't hit much. Apparently it had another agenda.
Target: Fireboo
Damage: 1
HP: 36
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Blade Kuroda rolled 2 8-sided dice:
7, 7
Total: 14 (2-16)
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:10 pm
"BUUUURN BABY BUUUURN!" the fiery boo shrieked before rushing over to the girl to start trying to bump into her with Faboo. She hurt his buddy after all! "Come on. Dance baby dance! Work that body like you're HOT!"He kept at it until he felt something smack him. "Woah woah hey! Easy there buddy!"Hp: 9 Damage: 8 Target:Candace
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Ravvlet rolled 2 8-sided dice:
8, 2
Total: 10 (2-16)
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:16 pm
Herpy REELED as something shot it in the face. Its band aid was blown away, revealing... wat.  "HERRRRRRP!" It moaned, the first noise it had made since materializing. It rammed its head at its opponent wildly. IT WAS REVEALED.
DAMAGE: 4
ATTACKING JER BEAR
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:19 pm
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Eight rolled 2 8-sided dice:
3, 8
Total: 11 (2-16)
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:20 pm
Candace you IDIOT! USE ME! USEMEUSEMEUSEME! I'M SO HUNGRYYYY! Atropos whined. Candace grunted and shoved at the boo humping her face again, swatting and slapping at the fairy boo. Ugh! Get! Off! Her! Face!
She winced as she was somehow smacked hard with the boo's tail, stumbling back a bit. How did it even..?! "Oh it's on." Candace moved to punch the boo again until a second boo, the fireball one, came and joined in with humping her face. Okay. This was far too embarrassing for public eye. She was not going down like this in front of Jerry and Harrison.
"That's IT!" Candace growled and flung herself forward onto her hands, using that momentum to keep her legs going to swing a bladed foot Faboo's way.
HP: 25
Target: Faboo
Damage done: 5
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Bilious rolled 2 8-sided dice:
3, 1
Total: 4 (2-16)
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:26 pm
Jerry saw stars as the boo suddenly headbutted him. After staggering backward, straightening his glasses as he let his vision clear, he noticed that third eye.
What in the...
He glanced over his shoulder just in time to hear Candace's shout, eyes widening. Oh... oh, bother!
JUST FIRE FIRE FIRE! Roar didn't wait for the command, regardless of where he was aimed, he burst forth with a fresh attack... Unfortunately the eruption rippled through nothing but air with an earsplitting howl.
HP: 29
Attacking: Faboo
Attack: MISS
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Bittiface rolled 2 8-sided dice:
6, 1
Total: 7 (2-16)
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:30 pm
HP: 3 Attacking: Jerry Damage: 1 Oho~ She hit back hard! Faboo gasped in pleasure, subbing his belly with his nub hands. Suddenly, something exploded somewhere. Fireworks? .....OuO "SAY SAY SAAAY YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS, GLASSES BABY?"Faboo humped his way over and gave Jerry a kiss on the lips.
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Toshihiko Two rolled 2 8-sided dice:
6, 3
Total: 9 (2-16)
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:33 pm
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Harrison stormed over to...defend Jerry's honor. Or something.
He plunged both swords downwards into the wriggling, partying Faboo and in one motion, ripped them out.
"Party's over."
Target: Faboo
Damage: 3
HP: 36
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Blade Kuroda rolled 2 8-sided dice:
5, 6
Total: 11 (2-16)
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:42 pm
Turning around, Fireboo stared in horror as the boring-sword guy ended up stabbing his best bud!
"FAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" he cried out before staring at Harrison.
"That is NOT how you party!" he said before charging at the guy before trying to stick his nubby arm into his mouth. Or something like that. He might have just phased through but he didn't care.
HP:9
Damage: 5
Target: Harrison
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:42 pm
((Dying Exit Post))
The party was over?
....The party was over??
"Party is never over.. HOOOOOOooooooo....~"
And then he died.
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Ravvlet rolled 2 8-sided dice:
7, 8
Total: 15 (2-16)
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:47 pm
Herpy was ashamed. It could see the look of disgust in the pink thing's eyes. How could it face the uni-pants like this?
It couldn't.
It threw itself at the pink-thing's stabbity companion, hiccuping out a half-sobbed "HERP!"
With perhaps a LITTLE more force than neccessary.
HP: 5
Damage: 9
ATTACKING HARRISON MCSTABBITY PANTS
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Eight rolled 2 8-sided dice:
4, 8
Total: 12 (2-16)
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:51 pm
Oh.
No.
It.
Did.
Not.
Candace's arms gave out from under her and sent her tumbling to the floor as the gay little Boo thing flew over and planted a kiss square on Jerry's mouth, eyes narrowed and lips curling as she growled. What the <********>?! That wasn't even..that was fighting dirty. And Candace would know a thing or two about fighting dirty. She kissed a Horse Thing. She rolled over to hop back up onto her feet, turning on her heel in time to see the fiery one stick an arm in Harrison's mouth, followed by the three-eyed freak Boo. Who to kill who to kill who to kill...
Three-eyed freak first.
Candace gave Jerry one more look before hurrying over to Harrison's aid. "HEAD'S UP!" She called out to her teammate as she jumped up, using the shirtless man as leverage to get her high enough to swing her foot up at the Herpyboo.
HP: 25
Target: Herpyboo
Damage done: 6
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Bilious rolled 2 8-sided dice:
7, 4
Total: 11 (2-16)
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:54 pm
Jerry was not home.
Jerry had gone to his happy place.
There was a soft humming and a distant look in his eyes as he wobbled a bit, not even flinching as Candace's blades flashed inches from his face.
That had not been his first kiss.
His first kiss... kiss on the lips... had not just been stolen by the most horrific weird little creature he had ever seen.
This was not happening. He was in a field of flowers.
This was not his grizzly expression of rage as his weapon was raised and aimed directly at the closest one of those apparitions.
He was certainly humming a bit too cheerfully and distantly as Roar's attack ripped through the air and directly into the flaming Boo that remained.
Attacking: Fireboo
HP: 28
Damage delt: 5
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:57 pm
And then death came from above, and Herpy knew no more shame.
...You could say it was, ah, booted from the room.
It had no final thoughts. Had it, however, it might have gone a little something like this: Goodbye, under-pantaloons of justice.
Perhaps they would meet again in a different life.
((DYING EXIT POST))
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Toshihiko Two rolled 2 8-sided dice:
2, 1
Total: 3 (2-16)
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 11:18 pm
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In spite of Candace coming to his rescue, he still had a hot boo plastered on his face with a mouthful of it's...it's...he hoped that wasn't what he thought it was.
Target: Nobody
Damage: Nothing
HP: 22
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