Welcome to Gaia! ::

You contemplate your options.

>See a pegasus and try to take a ride on it, Attempt to ride Daedalus much to your teacher's amusement



You can't figure out pegasi. Icarus is very amused.

>Say "I came to learn to be a mercenary". Then draw your blade and cut something in the process.



OH NO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

>Ask the Recruiter why he's all up on me.



Strahl: Excuse me, but why are you standing so very close to me?
Recruiter: Whatever do you mean?
Strahl: Are those fa
Recruiter: No these are not fangs
Strahl: Oh.
Recruiter: :)

>Dye my hair a different color.



But your hair is perfect and matches your personality! Vibrant and annoying!

>slap icarus



You proceed to start to smack Icarus.
Yeah, bruise his soft pale skin.
That'll show him!

> Pants Icarus for being Mr. Grumpybear.



Is he actually..wearing pants?
Are you wearing pants?
PANTS...

>Express your desire to fight for your friends.



I FIGHT....FOR MY FRIENDS!!!

>Soil yourself in abject terror of that mole



You're going to keep your eyes on that mole.
That...evil mole...
JOSHUA

> Run away screaming bloody murder, Run away screaming like a little girl.



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I'm outie!!!

>This is FE. Obviously you have the hots for your teacher.

Admire him from afar.



Ah.... doki ♥

>Go read your favorite book: The Manual of Knightly Prowess by Wallace of Caelin



Time to read? Yes. There is always time to read The Manual of Knightly Prowess.
It is, after all, the book that made you want to become a hero.
Good book, best book.

> Throw a javelin at the recruiter while yelling something unintelligible



DAHSJHKRENTJKEAOIR

>Knock out the recruiter and steal his sweet armor.



bap bap
Oh no! He's too strong!
Or maybe your arms are too twiggy. Who knows?



Well, now you've thought of murder, the homosex, pants, and a mole named Joshua.
You think that this is a wise way to spend your time.

>Be Icarus

This kid has just stood here and looked you up and down.
It's unsettling.

But you suppose that you should start to teach him...something.

>What are you going to teach him first?