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 Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 3:32 am
*jumps back and draws sword* real?!?! what's that? your first mistake was that i had a soul to begin with! second is that mine couldn't escape a vodka bottle! *charges forward* 
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 9:02 am
*sparks light up as she blocks with her mace*
No, I'm sure Jin's soul is still in this bottle. There's
still a few drops of Vodka left in it. Sunako told
me so.
*points to an empty box of cookies*
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 7:40 pm
*looks at box, then bottle*  trapping people's souls in containers? even the idea of it makes me think you've gone COMPLETELY INSANE! HAHAHAhahaHAHAHA!!! *presses the attack*
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 12:55 pm
*fails to block some slashes and gets minor cuts*
Insane? Insane!?! I'm not insane! You can't prove it!
What do you think Vincent?
*looks at an empty pouch of blood for a moment.
...Frowns at it and smashes the pouch with her mace*
Stop chuckling to yourself!
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 7:41 pm
-sigh-
one little virus and everybody loses their minds.
fine.
i'll be the mature one.
*sheaths sword*
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 1:52 pm
*stops in her tracks. Her mace drops to the floor with a loud crash and smashes shatters the tiles on the floor*
The one that looks like Jin...willfully stopped fighting?
I-I can't believe it...
I...I really have gone insane.
Momo:...insane in the brain.
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 8:50 pm
is's all fun and games until somebody realises they're crazy.
*takes out recorder*
jin's audio log: day unknown.
found val. alive.
anyway, it appears the virus has had other effects on the citizens of this place.
hehe i'm the sanest one here!
so be it, i'll save everyone. and i don't care how many hundreds of thousands have to die or how many millions in property damage occur, jin will save the day!
end transmission.
*puts away recorder*
so. have you calmed down yet?
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Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2012 10:15 am
heh...heheheh....HAHAHAHA
*she swings at Jin as if she still has her mace in
her hand even though her mace is still on the ground*
....of course not
*she coughs up a little blood and falls to the ground*
I...still need...to put your soul in this bottle.
*passes out*
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Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2012 7:33 pm
*catches val as she falls*
of course you do.
but sleep is important for soul collecting.
*picks up vodka bottle*
hey, there's still some in there!
*drinks vodka and throws val over his shoulder*
and so our adventure begins.
*starts walking*
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Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2012 12:10 am
*barely audible but familiar voice comes
from the blood pack as Jin walks away*
Kukuku you're stealing my fun...
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another_average_asian Crew
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Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2012 12:09 pm
*starts slowly opening up her eyes some time later*
What...what's going on?
*spits out the taste of blood from her mouth.
She slowly notices the missing familiar weight
as she flexes her hand*
....and where's my mace?
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Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2012 10:07 pm
*holds up mace*
you went crazy. not sure why, don't really care.
then you passed out. and this thing is heavy.
*stops walking and sets val down*
feeling better now?
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 2:45 pm
I'll feel better once I get my mace. My mace heals all
wounds, gives the wielder tremendous stat boosts and buffs.
It's all here in this spreadsheet...
*takes out a piece of paper from her cleavage*
+200 strength
+100 dexterity
+100 endurance
+100 constitution
+100 perception
+100 intelligence
+100 magic
+100 luck
+spell costs 1 mana
+fast health regeneration
+mana regeneration
+ammo regeneration
+angel wings
+unaided flight
+armor penetration
+magic penetration
+special skill "reality bender"
+special skill "revive"
+special skill "heal"
+special skill "smash"
+special skill "conjure"
*gets too small to read*
....anyway hand it over.
I'm just a normal person without it.
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Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2012 3:07 am
reeeaally?
*holds up mace*
make vodka
*nothing happens*
ok... please make vodka.
.........
simon says: make vodka.
.........
abraka-vodka!
..........
must not like me.
*hands mace to val*
just take it back, i prefer bladed weapons anyway.
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Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2012 11:34 pm
No you idiot. You're doing it wrong!
It's like this...
Pipiru piru piru pipiru pi!
*a small bottle of vodka appears out of nowhere*
Trust me I'm an angel.
Momo:...
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