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 Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 5:39 pm
Gale gave Bix a sort of withering stare - well, as withering as a pale-skinned, skinny girl could give. "Sorry, mate, but you're not exactly intimidating me looking like that."
He had to duck down a bit to hear what the other was saying, and when he did, Gale's face flushed. "It'll, er...take a bit of getting used to, yes," he mumbled back, and glanced down at his own distinctly feminine body, letting out a soft sigh. His breath tinkled, cold and frosty in the air in front of him as he turned his head to scowl at tiny girl!Bix. Despite the fact that he still vehemently denied that Gale was a male name, Gail, er...potentially was a female name.
He sighed again. Then stared at the giant white thing that was laughing at them. And looking suspiciously like Bix, only...bigger. And with a girl voice.
"Tikaani?" Gale repeated, peering at the snowman looking thing. He vaguely remembered a dark skinned older girl with a sort of mowhawk looking hairdo.
...and why was Bix clinging to it again? They looked like a fluffy white pair of snowmen...women...things.
"...wowwwwwww," said Gale, and just shook his head, folding his arms across his (admittedly much more ample and mildly disturbing) chest.
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 5:48 pm
Tikaani.. Tikaani.. "Tika.. YOU ARE TIKA?" He was a little too into that realization. Mostly cause his bro Before seemed to be slightly into Tika, at least that was the impression they had gotten from their convos. "Nice to meet you formally.. I'm Bix." He thrust his hand out for a shake but was standing wide legged like a guy.
"Where's Before and Ariane I wonder.." It was a little softer and he looked around but he couldn't hear Before's shrieking yet. But more people seemed to be waking up by the instant.
Back in golem exploration mode again Bix picked up his skirt and pulled it up. Apparently when it wasn't your body and technically not even real he thought you could what you wanted with it. At least until they got near real monsters. His feet were large for his size and in sandals. He also had on flowery underwear that you could barely see under the piles of cloth he was moving around.
"Yo Gale.. Let me get a grab.." And then he goosed Gale's boob. They were bros right? "Tika.. lemme feel your muscles. I want to live vicariously through your awesome monsterness.. WE SHOULD ACT RELATED." He said it like it was the most amazing revelation of the century.
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 5:56 pm
"Tika?" Gale said questioningly, with a sideways glance at Bix. Why was the other so excited over this revelation? Bix was acting weird.
...well, he was always weird, but that was sort of weirder than normal. Sort of. Gale's eyes followed Bix's as they both looked around at the people - monsters - things - milling about, trying to figure out if any of them were their friends. He hadn't heard Before's wailing, or Ariane's cheerful bantering, so Gale wasn't entirely sure where they were.
He was mostly lost in his own inner musings, so he completely missed Bix derping around like a doufuss. At least until he felt a hand on his chest.
There was a small pause. Gale stared at Bix's hand. Then -
"WHAT THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!"
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 6:12 pm
"S-sir?" The mummified cat-girl's ears perked up at the sound of the familiar voice, eyes widening with relieved excitement only to sag at what he found once he managed to track the voice down to it's source, "Er... the um. Head on yours. Seems to be broken. I suppose we could tape it? Um?" He gave Jordan a smile, flashing tiny glittering pointed cat teeth, and almost immediately began running his tongue over them in baffled amazement, "Well... um... well! It's... all just a disguise! We'll have to do our best, right? Right." He shook her head, hands on his hips as he tried to think things through, tail thrashing behind him only to smack into whoever happened to be nearby. "Oh! Er... sorry about that- I guess I'll have to work on my girl voice too! I bet I can be convincing, HOW IS THIS?" Turning to Jordan with a regained, albeit maddened enthusiasm, he turned his voice up as high as he could manage- Monty Python would have been proud. "As for a cover name.... hrmm..."
Mittens, Roar had been absolutely useless, cackling in the back of his head all this time, but at least now he offered something out.
"No, Mittens doesn't sound *Egyptian*."
Fluffy.
"Come now, you're not helping one bit. Er. Um."
Princess Pretty Puss.
Jerry scowled. The expression was dampened by features about as threatening as a kitten's.
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 6:26 pm
OHAE. BIX.
Cass paused, tapping one hand onto Marcus's shoulder before pointing in Bix's direction. "I'll be right back!" she grinned before stalking off, awkwardly, to sneak up behind the yeti pair, listening as the pair spoke. The outburst identified the familiar voice (hard to not recognize the male voice as that of her next-door-neighbor) as indeed being Bix.
The incubus immediately grabbed Bix's a** and gave it a firm squeeze.
"Hey, if we're sharing squeezes, you might as well let me in on it!" she beamed, shamelessly.
Cassandra, your hands are on your body and not those of another person for the purpose of that they are not meant to be touching other people. Nicodemus said, his voice strained. Clearly if she kept up with the proper behavior of an incubus Nicodemus would be blowing a gasket at her for it. But still. Her roaming hands were not to be denied.
"Why did you get to be a girl? Man. You're a girl and you have a nice rack..."
There was no surprise in what Cass grabbed at next. "Man, I should just hit on you guys while I'm in this thing. I mean, you're hot." she pointed at Gale.
Then the realization of the century came to Cass.
"OH MY GOD."
JACK.
"I mean..
OH MY JACK.
GUYS.
GUYS.
IF YOU'RE A GIRL-"
GHOUL. Cassandra. Be careful with your word choice!
"GHOUL.
YOU SHOULD ALL BE MY HAREM."
Cass looked way too excited by this idea. "MARCUS. BE ONE OF MY HAREM GIRLS." she waved him over, obviously elated by the possibility. If she already had a group of girls, she wouldn't need to flirt with anybody!
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 6:29 pm
"What.." Bix made a psssssh noise at Gale, "I'm bloody well touching a boob thats like.. super science mud or whatever." His use of the british slang sounded funny in his american accent and he whispered that final part because it was suddenly sinking in that he was on a mission. He dropped his skirts, smoothed them out and stood a little more straight. So far it was all well and good because there was no weird blood, nothing trying to kill them, and the only monsters he could see he knew were his team mates. "Imagine this whole thing is like the school play... your role is... awesome frosty demon broad. Make a name and personality for her and go with it." As if to demonstrate Bix hooked his arm with Tika's big yeti man and clutched at a small purse he'd found hooked into his wide sash-y belt thing. Damned if he knew what that was called. He blinked his desu eyes at Gale. "My name is Cho.. I'm a yeti chieftain's daughter and this is my first time visiting the big wide world.." Did yeti's have chieftains? Was the first chinese name he thought just a girl from Harry Potter? "This is my brother who is here to guard me. You're a guaaard. GUAAARRRD." Also.. he still hadn't changed his voice. Except when he got his a** grabbed and he seemed to issue a high pitched yelp. He could hear Cass's voice behind him. He'd know his next door neighbor anywhere. He spun around and gaped (of course his sparkly desu eyes also extra sparkled) at Cass in her intimidatingly attractive male body. "I can't be in a harem!" He straightened his dress again, his cheeks tinging pink. "I have a guaaaard." He smirked though and waited for Gale's reaction to having a harem proposed to him. He could imagine the boy's flabbergasted response already.
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 6:50 pm
Gale stared at Bix.
Then he scowled. "You suck at being English," he pointed out, and rolled his eyes. Bix's accent was horrendous, not to mention it sounded totally strange coming from the body of a tiny little yeti creature thing. He smoothed down his own shirtfront - which was actually a sleeveless vest with a furred hood - and attempted to not look flustered over the fact that a.) He was a girl, and b.) Bix had just groped his chest.
Awkward, awkward, very awkward. Except it was kind of morbidly amusing at the same time, especially since Gale was both taller and older looking than Bix at the current moment. The unfamiliar tail whipped back and forth like a snake, curling about his leg as he considered the other's words.
"I am...Gail...a," he said, tacking the "a" somewhat unnecessarily at the end. "Gaila. Kinda like Gala except...never mind...I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING BETTER. Maybe I'll just call myself Frosty the Snowman..."
Gale trailed off, pressing a hand to his forehead and pinching the bridge of his nose between two fingers. Someone else had come up - that girl (ghoul, thought Gale) that had macked on that other dude during the fake mission and then whacked her head onto the table during the next meeting - except she wasn't exactly female anymore. Instead she was a tall, lanky boy (boil) that seemed sort of the same species as Gale. Except not quite.
"Er," he said, as Cass jabbed a finger in his direction. "Thank you. I think."
This was so surreal. Gale was beginning to get a headache. He swiveled a bit, facing Bix and Tika again. "Look, I think we should - I AM NOT JOINING A HAREM."
This was sputtered loudly to Cass, Gale looking at her with a horrified expression.
He had to try very very hard to resist the very strong urge to throttle the nearest person - namely Bix.
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 6:56 pm
Jerry's feline ears twitched again at the announcement, expression looking pained, "I er... don't know if that's um... necessary uh... " His mind scrambled for a polite excuse, not recognizing the Demon with the oddly girlish voice one bit, side stepping to put Jordan between them.
"We should split up more. Cover as much ground as possible! We only have a day, after all!" That sounded like a logical plan of action, right? Right.
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 7:00 pm
"I think I'll manage," Jordan replied. "I don't know where we'd get tape, anyway. It's not for too long." He smiled a slightly strained smile. "I'm thinking of it as a costume. Never did do drama myself, but it looks like I'm going to have to improvise." He tried to nod at Jerry's falsetto, remembered that he couldn't, and sighed quietly before saying, "Sounds - ah - passable."
He turned his head towards Cass's too-delighted shout. "No thanks," he said, remembering halfway through to pitch his voice higher again. She seemed to be ... some kind of demon?
Incubus, Ferros said. Snotty lot. Wouldn't be caught dead with a zombie ghoul anyway.
"What?"
Demons don't mingle with their inferiors, Ferros sneered. Undead? Might stink up their nice clothes.
Jordan blinked. You sound bitter.
Ferros growled; the sense of the weapon seemed to withdraw, coiling up into the darkest corner of the mindspace he occupied in Jordan's head.
Ferros. Ferros. I need your help. Please.
Ferros muttered wordlessly, but uncurled a little. We're not talking about demons.
All right, Jordan agreed. They might discuss the subject at some point, but right now, he needed Ferros to be paying attention and advising him, not sulking in the back of his mind. "Sounds like a good idea," he said in response to Jerry's suggestion. Change of subject, also a good idea.
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 7:04 pm
"Twenty-four hours by human standards. I think Caelius implied it isn't the same thing here..." Candace frowned and picked at her hair, brushing her fingers through it. She whined when she felt the ears. Soft and furry ears. Ears that belonged on an animal not...her. Him. Whatever.
What the hell? Was that Jerry? She stared at him..her...he was a cat. A mummy cat. With large breasts. Candace frowned and looked down at her own chest, and then at Jordan's. Why did they get female golems? "Can we trade golems? I'd much rather be a female cat than a male horse thing."
KELPIE! At least pretend to show some pride!
Candace sighed. "Kelpie."
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 7:11 pm
Bix smirked as resounding 'No's' echoed through the golems present. "Looks like no one is up for you plan Cass.. Oh wait.. did you pick your demon-thingy name yet? I have to learn to be a girl.. ghoooul. But my name is Cho." He put on his cutest face. Come on Gale! Could you strangle this? Changing your voice might help. I'm an expert in feminine wiles."Oh my voice.." Bix almost face palmed. His raised his voice higher but he started to screech like some horrid banshee. "How's this?!" He winced at himself. He heard a mummy-cat who's voice reminded him of the art teacher in his grade school. Bix had not yet met Jerry so they were pretty much strangers. "We can't go yet.. he said someone would lead us there and we weren't in a rush. That was what he said right?" All through this statement Bix's voice was flying all over the place in an attempt at sounding female. He ended up settling on a soft, lady like whisper. It was easier and didn't make him sound like a hag. Of course.. it was a whisper. If there was too much noise you'd have to lean in.
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 7:15 pm
Once again, the cat-girl was caught off guard, turning around sharply before spotting the additional familiar voice, "M-miss Candace?" He wrestled with an expression that involved a lot of twitching ears and stifled mouth movements as he nearly laughed out of nervousness, "Er... If we could trade, i would in a heart beat! There must have been some malfunctioning in the er... fancy computer system. Or something. Did... ANYONE get their proper gender?" It was making him feel a lot less ridiculous if nearly everyone was in the same boat as him.
His chest, under their bandages and ragged half-rotted away fur, jiggled accordingly.
"Yes... A costume is a good way to look at it," Jerry nodded, enthusiastically. "Albeit... SILLY costumes in many cases, ahahaha..."
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 7:18 pm
Nobody liked her plan!
Cass frowned.
"But..it's such a good plan..." she seemed to deflate for a moment before she sighed and recovered from the disappointment. "FINE. I still need" WANT "... someone to act like my ghoul while I walk around. So I don't have to hit on the monsters."
She looked back to Marcus with a sort of hopeful look.
He would be a part of her harem, right??
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 7:21 pm
"You gonna make out with your booooyfriend on this mission too?" Bix teased and made kissy faces at her.
He didn't know Marcus was right there. He hadn't spoken with him in his Golem form yet.
What a jeeeerrrrrk.
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 7:31 pm
Big barley manry yeti Tika scratched her head before gently lifting Bix up and placing him on her shoulders as to prevent a, she supposed it could be, a cat fight. Tika didn't know Cass to well to know how'd she react but if some one was teasing Tika about that kind of stuff then you better bet she'd sock you right in the jaw.
Thats not what she wanted right now.
"We probably should focus, yeah? We only have twenty four hours." It felt awkward to hear her voice come out of her new body. So awkward. So very awkward.
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