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Hamato Raphael

PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 8:04 pm


Selene Gallio
Hamato Raphael
Selene Gallio
Hamato Raphael

Cheap shot. There aren't any females of my kind.


It's called natural selection.

Natural selection doesn't actually apply in a case of forced mutation, does it?


However, it does apply to the fact that you have more trouble sexually reproducing, or as Jack bluntly puts it -- "getting laid."

Why are you taking HIS side?
PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 8:05 pm


JackHorner
Selene Gallio
JackHorner
Selene Gallio
Jack, if you want more sex appeal, I suggest turning to the dark side. Then I might actually want your sperm. wink

Because you know, all girls like their bad boys.


How much does it pay? Are the girls hotter there?


What do you mean are the girls hotter? I mean, just look at me. wink


Yeah, but do you suck the hotness out of all the others? So it's you and a bunch of nasty crones. I mean, all the rest of you could look like...Frau Totenkinder.


I try to suck the "hotness" out of them all, but alas, I haven't succeeded yet.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 8:08 pm


Hamato Raphael
Selene Gallio
Hamato Raphael
Selene Gallio
Hamato Raphael

Cheap shot. There aren't any females of my kind.


It's called natural selection.

Natural selection doesn't actually apply in a case of forced mutation, does it?


However, it does apply to the fact that you have more trouble sexually reproducing, or as Jack bluntly puts it -- "getting laid."

Why are you taking HIS side?


I suppose I seem to be taking his side because we're both naturally obnoxious, vain, and inconsiderate. I can't help it, dear.
PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 8:09 pm


Selene Gallio
JackHorner
Selene Gallio
JackHorner
Selene Gallio
Jack, if you want more sex appeal, I suggest turning to the dark side. Then I might actually want your sperm. wink

Because you know, all girls like their bad boys.


How much does it pay? Are the girls hotter there?


What do you mean are the girls hotter? I mean, just look at me. wink


Yeah, but do you suck the hotness out of all the others? So it's you and a bunch of nasty crones. I mean, all the rest of you could look like...Frau Totenkinder.


I try to suck the "hotness" out of them all, but alas, I haven't succeeded yet.


Thank God. I have a hard time porking ugly chicks unless they have money.

JackHorner


JackHorner

PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 8:11 pm


Selene Gallio
Hamato Raphael
Selene Gallio
Hamato Raphael
Selene Gallio
Hamato Raphael

Cheap shot. There aren't any females of my kind.


It's called natural selection.

Natural selection doesn't actually apply in a case of forced mutation, does it?


However, it does apply to the fact that you have more trouble sexually reproducing, or as Jack bluntly puts it -- "getting laid."

Why are you taking HIS side?


I suppose I seem to be taking his side because we're both naturally obnoxious, vain, and inconsiderate. I can't help it, dear.


I am not obnoxious.
PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 8:12 pm


JackHorner
Selene Gallio
Hamato Raphael
Selene Gallio
Hamato Raphael

Natural selection doesn't actually apply in a case of forced mutation, does it?


However, it does apply to the fact that you have more trouble sexually reproducing, or as Jack bluntly puts it -- "getting laid."

Why are you taking HIS side?


I suppose I seem to be taking his side because we're both naturally obnoxious, vain, and inconsiderate. I can't help it, dear.


I am not obnoxious.

You're the textbook definition!

Hamato Raphael


JackHorner

PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 8:18 pm


Hamato Raphael
JackHorner
Selene Gallio
Hamato Raphael
Selene Gallio
Hamato Raphael

Natural selection doesn't actually apply in a case of forced mutation, does it?


However, it does apply to the fact that you have more trouble sexually reproducing, or as Jack bluntly puts it -- "getting laid."

Why are you taking HIS side?


I suppose I seem to be taking his side because we're both naturally obnoxious, vain, and inconsiderate. I can't help it, dear.


I am not obnoxious.

You're the textbook definition!


Like you can read.
PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 8:18 pm


JackHorner


I am not obnoxious.


Take it as a compliment.

Maddie Pryor

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JackHorner

PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 8:21 pm


Selene Gallio
JackHorner


I am not obnoxious.


Take it as a compliment.

How?
PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 8:22 pm


JackHorner
Selene Gallio
JackHorner


I am not obnoxious.


Take it as a compliment.

How?


It means you're more like me, and who wouldn't want to be me.

Maddie Pryor

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Hamato Raphael

PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 8:27 pm


*Raises his hand.* I wouldn't wanna be a vampire An annoying vampire with an attitude? No thanks. It's hard enough being a turtle with an attitude..
PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 8:31 pm


Hamato Raphael
*Raises his hand.* I wouldn't wanna be a vampire An annoying vampire with an attitude? No thanks. It's hard enough being a turtle with an attitude..


The way you say it, you make it seem so blasé. I say don't knock it 'til you've tried it.

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JackHorner

PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 8:32 pm


Selene Gallio
JackHorner
Selene Gallio
JackHorner


I am not obnoxious.


Take it as a compliment.

How?


It means you're more like me, and who wouldn't want to be me.


I think you want to be more like me actually.
PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 8:35 pm


JackHorner


I think you want to be more like me actually.


I want your soul, if that's what you mean.

Maddie Pryor

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JackHorner

PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 8:37 pm


Selene Gallio
JackHorner


I think you want to be more like me actually.


I want your soul, if that's what you mean.


You and every other devil, get in line sister.
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