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 Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 11:37 pm
I'm divorcing you cause I want to!
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2011 6:58 am
I divorced you, 'cause I was supposed to marry someone else but the papers made a wrong typo and put your name on it.
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Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 5:40 pm
I divorce you because your a red head and it just wouldn't work... blaugh heart
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Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 11:19 pm
I divorced you, because I was likely possessed by some kind of mind control device when we got married.
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Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 1:18 am
I divorced you because I always had to live in fear of that headcrab.
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Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 12:15 pm
I divorced you 'cause you think it was funny to use that electrocuting device to wake me up every morning.
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Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 1:15 am
I divorce you for not knowing the difference between a flamethrower and an electronic Rifle.
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Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 1:54 am
I divorce you cause I wouldn't care about those kinds of things anyway
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 2:11 am
I divorce you for not caring about flamethrowers, one of the greatest things ever invented. Which are legal, by the way.
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 9:41 am
Well, I divorced you for almost killing my entire family during barbeque night by flaming things up with that flamethrower of yours. And your cooking sucks.
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 1:24 pm
I divorced you because you kept waking me up with your flashlight every night.
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 10:16 pm
I divorced you for being annoyed at being awake at night in a guild full of insomniacs.
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Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 1:57 am
I killed you for being one of those insomniacs~ biggrin
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Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 3:58 am
I divorced you for killing insomniacs, you might end up killing me too if I pull an all-nighter again.
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Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 7:59 pm
I divorced you cause I'm secretly already married to Coco biggrin
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