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 Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 12:01 am
His new outfit was as new as the shiney penny I found on the ground the other day, at the bus station when I was about to go to the supermarket to get some laffy taffy.
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Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 4:24 pm
The green and pink of her attire reminded me of a pus-covered rash.
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Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 4:34 pm
The pus covered rash that went to Dark Nyte's head after watching her pink and green outfit was as nasty as a huge gaping wound.
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Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 5:39 pm
The insult about her outfit stung as bad as a poke to the eye, which is pretty bad, but you know not fatal and you actually get over it pretty quick.
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Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:34 pm
The implication that he was insulting her hurt like a thousand needles in his pancreas.
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Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 3:18 am
The insinuation that he had felt a thousand needles in his pancreas made me as doubtful about his trueness as the catholic church of galileo's ideas.
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Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 5:18 am
His analogy was as confusing as trying to learn French in Indian...it just doesn't work.
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Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 11:24 am
Her talk of learning one language through another made about as much sense as a George Bush speech.
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Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 10:51 pm
His ears were as pointy as a spork...without the other 2 pointy bits.
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Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 11:15 pm
Her parasol was a proof of her carelessness about the ozone layer as trash in rivers of pollution.
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Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 11:07 pm
His scar was as heroish as that DDR song "Hero"...which isn't very heroish neutral
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Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 5:05 am
Her hair was as blue as her flowers...
(lame I know)
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Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 6:05 am
His bow was as black as his parasol.
(Well they are supposed to be bad...)
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Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 10:53 pm
She had as many animals as the number of apples that you get when you eat 2 of your four apples.
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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 9:56 pm
His analogy was as pointless as an unsharpened pencil.
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