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best quote ever rofl

Mar: Hello Kitty.

Izzie: What self-respecting surgeon wears salmon-colored scrubs?


Meredith: Lets play a game of whose life sucks the most. I'll win. I always win. Cristina: You don't want to play with me.
Meredith: Oh, I do. I'll even go first. Derek is married. [George spits out his beer]
Cristina: George. Beer is dripping from your nostrils.
Meredith: Told you I'd win.
Cristina: No, you don't.
Meredith: I said Derek is married, as in pig-headed adulterous liar married.
Cristina: I'm pregnant. I win. [Joe, the bartender, collapses] Okay, maybe Joe wins.

Alex: We got half the hospital lookin’ for you. Your powers of invisibility are well intact. Get up.
Megan: You’re a hosebag, you know that?
Alex: And you have a potty mouth.
Megan: Nobody’s cutting me open.
Alex: It’s surgery, we do it all the time. In fact, it’s all we do.
Megan: You can’t keep telling my foster parents I’m defective. They can’t afford surgery. It’s too expensive.
Alex: They can handle it.
Megan: They’ll send me back!
Alex: Dude, that’s stupid. They got their own personal superhero. Nobody sends back a superhero.
Megan: I thought you said I didn’t have superpowers?
Alex: Yeah, well, you don’t. But take away Green Lantern’s ring, guy’s still a superhero, right?

Meredith: Okay, before you start, there are rules to this friendship thing or whatever.
Mark: The Dirty Mistresses Club has rules? Gosh, I thought a bunch of dirty mistresses would be a little less uptight about these uh, rules.
Meredith: Number one, no flirting. Second, no talking about Derek and C, no giving me the face.
Mark: The face?
Meredith: The McSteamy face. Doesn't work on me. I'm immune.
Mark: You know, if I'd gone off to the woods, I would've invited you to keep me warm.
Meredith: Breaking rules 1, 2 and 3.

Meredith: Derek's camping. Taking time. Getting space.
Cristina: Prestons do not go into the woods. A guy named Preston is gonna get his a** kicked by a squirrel.
Izzie: It's basically a slumber party, they do it outside, we do it inside. It's really the only difference.

wasnt that the porn guy episode... i could have sworn it was..

Good Ones.....

ALEX: "Why are you helping me after what I did?"
IZZIE: "'Cause it's what Jesus would freaking do!"

ALEX: "Morning, Dr. Model."
IZZIE: "Dr. Evil Spawn."
ALEX: "Ooooh, nice tat. Do they airbrush that out for the catalogs?"
IZZIE: "I don't know. What do they do for the 666 on your skull?"

wow...soo many, but i really like the classic meredith line:
"I love you in that hold a radio over my head, let's you eat the last piece of cheesecake, way that almost makes me sick...love you. So pick me. choose me. LOVE me."

ahh, these quotes are all amazing.

i like the episode towrads the end of season 2 where Meredith and George had slept together, and he wasn't talking to her, but then they rode an elevator together.

"When you get off that elevator, I know you won't look back. But we're friends, true/real [idr] friends, and that means that when you do look back, I'll be here."

I don't think I worded it right, though.


And I love the whole p***s/estrogen thing.
"Penises, Izzie." "Estrogen, George."