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 Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 12:11 pm
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Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 4:52 am
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Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 5:30 am
Pasahero: Mama, Magkano Po Yung Pasahe?
Driver: 7.50 Yung Minimum
Pasahero: (Dumukot Ito Sa Bulsa Para Kunin Yung Pera Niya, Ngunit sa Di Sinasadyang Dahilan Kulang Yung Pamasahe Niya.) Patay, Kulang Yung Pera Ko. Paano Kaya Ito? (Nag Isip Ito At Lumingon Sa Driver. Napansin Niya Na Duling Ito. Sabi Niya Sa Kanyang Sarili, Tama Duling Yung Driver Sigurado Pag Nagbigay Ako Ng 3.75 di Niya Mapapansin Na Kulang Yung Pera Ko. Kasi Doble Yung Paningin Nito. Inabot Niya Sa Driver Yung Pera.
Ngunit Laking Gulat Niya Nung May Sinabi Yung Driver Sa Kanya.
Driver: Kulang Ito!
Pasahero: Anong Kulang? Di Ba Sabi Mo 7.50 Yung Minimum?
Driver: Oo Nga 7.50 eh Dalawa Kaya Kayo.
Patay! Akala Mo Lusot Kana ha?
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Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 5:33 am
Chinese Names
Born during the night = Andy Lim
Born blind = Kenneth Sy
Born being swindled = Lino Co
Born while cooking = Nilo Toh
Born as 10th child = Sam Po
Born while being courted = Lily Gaw
Born fat = Bob Uy
Born little = Kathy Ting
Born different = Eva Yan
Born with porridge = Lino Gaw
Born looking for someone = Allen Sia
Born while counterfeiting = Faye King
Born during Sunday = Lyn Go
Born with malice = Mali Sia
Born angry with someone = Ally Tan
Born with picture = Lara Huan
Born with sweets = Ken Dy
Born undefined = Sam Ting
Born while taking a bath = Lily Go
Born not to take a bath = Dinah Lily Go
Born while buying = Bill Li
Born secretly = Tina Go
Born to pass flatus = Otto Tin
Born ugly = Kaw Yan
Born Normal = Nath Ting Wong
Born Abnormal = Sam Ting Wong
May reklamo ka? = Nath Ting
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Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 5:35 am
Si Sharon...
Ice cream: SELECTA
Ulam: CENTURY TUNA
Softdrinks: POP COLA
...Snack: MCDONALDS
Kaya tingnan ang katawan... parang SUPER FERRY!
Sakay na?!!!
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Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 5:38 am
My mag syota na d nagkita ng 1 month...
Then 1 day nagkita sila, at ang unang tanong ng girl sa boy...
"MAHAL MO PA BA AKO?"
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Di nakasagot ang boy pero ang ginawa nya ay...
kinuha ang kamay ng girl sabay itinapat sa kanyang dibdib...
at dun napaiyak ang girl kasi....
may boobs na pala ang gaga!!
hahahaha xD
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Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 5:42 am
Barker ng bus: Oh, CUBAO po kayo dyan!! mga CUBAO dito po, Sir, CUBAO, CUBAO, CUBAO, CUBAO, CUBAO, CUBAO, CUBAO"
Pasahero: "Boss, Cubao?"
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Babaerong Tatay
LOI: jinggoy, tawagan mo nga tatay(erap) mo sa celfon. Pauwiin mo dito.
...pagkatapos tawagan.
...
JINGGOY: nay, babae po ang sumagot.
LOI: lintik, sinasabi ko na nga ba, may tinatago yang tatay mo eh! Anong sabi?
JINGGOY: 'you only have zero pesos in your account...' hindi ko na tinapos nay..
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Erap Tumambay sa Starbucks
Erap: Waiter, isang kape nga!...
Waiter: Sir, decaf ho ba?
Erap: Syempre! Lahat ng kape, de cup! Bakit, may nakaplato ba?!
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 9:18 am
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Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 5:52 pm
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Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 1:32 am
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Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2010 10:12 am
ano ang ayaw isuot ni Goldilocks sa kanyang buhok
edi Red Ribbon..
hehehehe..
may mai-post lng rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2010 10:20 am
a fat farmer was in the cr trying to flush his s**t when suddenly the toiletbowl broke and bursted. the s**t flooded into the wheatfields then POOF it bcame koko krunch!
ewww xD
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Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2010 10:24 am
keiXe a fat farmer was in the cr trying to flush his s**t when suddenly the toiletbowl broke and bursted. the s**t flooded into the wheatfields then POOF it bcame koko krunch! ewww xD HAHHAA!!! smile )
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Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2010 10:26 am
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Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2010 10:28 am
Juan:0y,ano yan?Pinya?
Pahingi nman.
Pedro razz ahingi? Nsaan ka
nung ngbu2ngkal ako ng lupa sa ilalim ng init ng araw?Nasaan ka nung ngtatanim ako hbang kumukulog, kumikidlat at
bumubuhos ang ulan?Nsaan ka nung oras na ng-aani ako na ngkalat ang mraming ahas sa daanan ko, nung naghihirap ako sa pgpasan ng pinya? Nasaan ka?
Juan:Nakulong ksi ako noon! Nkaptay ako ng madamot!
Pedro:gnun ba?
Kuha ka na, khit ilan!
May langka pa dun!:]
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