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Yo Coline! What's up?

"ME SO HAPPY 8]"

Oh yeah, I forgot! You and Jay-Jay got together at the end of last chapter!

"ME GOTS BOYFRIEND! WILL HUG HIM AND PET HIM AND NAME HIM GEORGE 8]]"

Yep, even though I managed to pause just too late for a clear view, here's the last phase of the FIRST EVER victory dance I've seen Coline perform. She was over the moon and kept doing it sporadically for the next couple of days.

"ME NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY IN LIFE 8]]]"

Yes, Coline... from all the frowning and freaking out and crying you normally do, we can guess. =D







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"Hey, forget about that little whore! What about US?!"

"Yeah! Don't you remember the devilish plan we made at the end of last chapter?"

I hadn't forgotten.







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"GIRL'S NIGHT OUT!"

"Woooo!"

...I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Oh dear god.






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"Wow, I haven't been on a girls' night out in forever! Do you think we'll meet any nice guys?"





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"My dear, sweet little morsel... there's only one way to find out."

...

And what is that way, Cressa?

"Lurk behind a potted plant with a shovel and knock out any guys who walk by, of course! One of them's BOUND to be up for it!"

"...Uhh... somehow I had something different in mind."

Me too, Rika. How about I just send you both into that bar over there and see what you can come up with? Flirty sims have a 50/50 chance of leaving with someone, you know.

"That sounds great!"

"Meh... I guess that could work, too..."








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While we wait to see what the ladies can come up with, let's see what's happening back at home!

The man himself! Hey there, Jay-jay! Sink troubles again?

"I've had it with these things! I'm making every sink in the house Unbreakable so I won't have to deal with them anymore!"

Is Coline helping you?







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"Did you really need to ask?"

"*SNOOOOOOOORE*"






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WHO WEARS SHORT SKIRTS?

COLINE WEARS SHORT SKIRTS

"ME FEEL SO PRETTY 8]"

I'm pretty sure, from what we've seen, the real Coline wouldn't have the sense to wear shoes to match her outfit and would just wear the same pair regardless. I, however, couldn't stand to play her looking so goddamn ugly.

"... wh... what? 8["

Oh, uh, nothing!






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I believe I've commented on this to a few people over MSN... but here's the proof. Standing Jessie and Coline next to each other and just watching what happens is absolutely hilarious.

"AUUUUGHHHHHHAAA!"

"What's the matter NOW, love?"

"I'm afraid of heights!!!"

"...Okay...? *petpet*"

She freaks out and cries and flails, over and over again, while he just stands there like a normal, sane person. It's AWESOME.

Oh yeah, and this is the chapter where I finally added Coline's final two Traits - Handy and Workaholic. I was curious to see if having an extended personality would tone her down a little.

...Apparently not.

As a note, it was interesting when Nii chose Handy for her, because, as I've said before, Coline had already weirdly showed an aptitude for that skill, maxing it in a trice. Spooky... the coincidences grow...






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So it looks like the girls have finished their... uh...

Something the matter, ladies?

"This... this... BRAZEN HUSSY is the matter!"

"How was I supposed to know that the guys around here are such little girls?!"

"I'm pretty sure ANY guy would freak out and call security if you made an implication about a screwdriver, a llama and his BALLS!"






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So... no luck?

"If this uptight windbag had just cooled it and let me work my mojo-"

"How can you be uptight AND a windbag?! That statement is an oxymoron!"

"It's more like a paradox!"

"A paradox is basically the same thing as an oxymoron!"

"No it isn't!"

"YES it IS!"

"YOU'RE an oxymoron!"

"Your MAMA is an oxymoron!"

"...Yes, and?"

"..."







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"...Hey, Cressa. That girl was in the bar too, wasn't she?"

"Hey, yeah! ...And LOOK! SHE PULLED THE BARMAN! OMGWTF?!"

"She must be one of those... cat-people things. Look at her ears and tail-!"

"Hmph, then THAT guy must be a furry. No wonder we couldn't-"

"[Ignoring her] I've never met one of her kind before! We should go over and say hi!"

"WHAT?! No way! That b***h pulled, we didn't! It's the unwritten code of bar honour - NEVER fraterenise with the enemy!"

"The ENEMY? This isn't a jousting tournament! I'm going to say hi!"







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"If you go over there, I swear I'll-"

"Hi! You were in the bar earlier, weren't you? I LOVE your hair!"

Yep, best way to make female friends - compliment their hair. Lorika knows this well.






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"Why yes, I was! You... were with the crazy black lady who threw the mop at the waiter?"

"Uhh... yeah, unfortunately."

"HEY! Look here, new person whose name I don't know but I hate! First of all, I'm not black, I'm EBONY!"

*cough* Not in this game, Cressa...

"Secondly, who do you think you are breezing into this town and stealing all our available men?!"

Uhh, technically Coline did that first...

"SHUT UP! That whore did NOT steal my Jessie! She's just... borrowing him for a while!"

"Cressa, gawh... wake up and smell the beans. No, you know what? Don't bother. I'm going home."

"WHAT?! YOU'RE abandoning me too?! Holy mother, what's WRONG with everyone?!"






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"I am very sorry, Miss. It was not my intention to cause you such upset. My apologies for my insult... and may I say that I LOVE your hair?"






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"A hair compliment, eh? You, my dear, know how to play the game. I'm Cressa; the hot stripper ninja who just walked off is Lorika, and we have two offscreen roommates called Jessie and Ultimately Unimportant Minor Character."

"Your family sounds very interesting! My name is Feline. Just Feline. No one can say my real name, you see."

"Huh. Well, feel like coming back to the house for a lesbian threesome?"

"Hells yes!"






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Fel is one of my favourite if not THE ABSOLUTE FAVOURITE sims I've ever made. She came out so beautifully, always looks very serene and calm, her build is absolutely perfect... she's just a joy to look at and photograph, because everything she does is perfect.







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...Unlike some other people I could mention.

"You'd better be referring to Jessie's little slut, or so help me god I'll rise up out of this pixel hell and Pinhead-skin your behind!"

.......................Actually, that makes me kinda scared, because she probably could >3>;;;; Ausghfdsjhfhj





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Omg, omg, I'm SO sorry to interrupt the story, but you just HAD to see this. When I went back into CAS to modify Fel after initially making her and before moving her in, I was searching for her in the sim selector and saw Lorika. So I was like "ohay, cool." Then I scrolled down a little more... and there was Coline.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL






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Later...

"Cressa?"

"Yes, Lover?~ <3"

"I have a couple of questions, actually."

"Go ahead, mon cheri~ Run a finger down my spine, and I-"

"Yes, yes, we know. Okay, so I'll just give them to you all at once because somehow I have a feeling they may all be related...

First of all, why is there a random neko asleep on the couch? Secondly, why does the room smell like lesbian orgy? Thirdly, why are you walking around in your underwear? Finally, why is Rika up in your room complaining about not being able to feel her legs?"

"Are you sure you want to know?"

"...Yeah, not really. Go wake your friend up - I made sushi, just for her."

"OMG, why the vicious stereotypes?! Just because she's a cat doesn't mean she likes fish!"

"....yaawnnn..... ooooh... do I smell.... SUSHI?! *bounds to kitchen!* YUUMMMMMMMMM"

"...Okay, whatever. Let's just eat."






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"Coline, dinner's ready! ...Coline?"

"Oh, uh, Coline said something about going out for a while. Said she had to pick up some, uh, tampons and s**t. Or pills to quell her raging hormones or something. Iunno. What am I, her keeper?!"

"Yeesh, okay, cool it! [Suspicious] Well, I might wait until she gets back and then have dinner with her, then."

"NO! Uh, I mean..."

"Cressa, what did you do?"

"...nothing... illegal."





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"That mysterious telephone call I received earlier instructed me to take a cab to the west side of town, then go offroad into the dense and spooky forest, come out on the other side and keep walking 'til morning!"

...And... you're doing it?

"She said I'd find my ultimate happiness as the sun rose! Wow! I've only just discovered how nice it feels to be happy, and now I'ma get me some ULTIMATE happiness?! It's too good to be true!"

...Sorry, Coline. It uh, kind of IS.

"...Damn it. I KNEW that voice sounded familiar...!"



Will Coline find her ultimate happiness? Will Lorika regain feeling in her legs? Will Fel ever stop being so awesome? Will Jessie legally change his name to George? Will our family funds drop below $33,330? Will we EVER find out what that cow was doing in the field?

ALL THIS AND MORE, COMING SOON o3o (Maybe.)