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 Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 7:48 pm
Ganon: Ya know, you're standing over the lava pit. *Flips switch*
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Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 7:52 pm
"You're going down, Ganon! For I have it; the blade of evil's bane: The Master Sword!" Link holds his sword high.
"...That's not the Master Sword."
"W-Wha?"
"Yeah, that's just the standard hero's sword. It can't do any damage to me... You're pretty screwed."
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Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 9:13 pm
Sora VioGreen "You're going down, Ganon! For I have it; the blade of evil's bane: The Master Sword!" Link holds his sword high. "...That's not the Master Sword." "W-Wha?" "Yeah, that's just the standard hero's sword. It can't do any damage to me... You're pretty screwed." : )
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Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 9:19 pm
Haha you're out of fairies!
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Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 9:20 pm
ContrabassClarinetist Ganon: Ya know, you're standing over the lava pit. *Flips switch* Nice XD
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 6:59 pm
Kid Link (at castle door when Ganon came out on his black horse in LoZOoT): Ganondorf I FOUND YOU AT LAST **draws kakori sword**
Ganon: *laughs evilly* kid who do you think you is, with that tooth pick.
Kid link: **runs and ninja jumps trying to stab Ganon in the chest with the kakori sword and it snaps in half* ......s**t........
Ganon: *laughs again* thanks for the back scratcher. *takes shattered kakori sword and scratches his back*
(sorta weird but hell it made me laugh alil)
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Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 12:50 am
"His dark powers won't let me target him Link, I'm sorry!"
"Can't target this!" Breaks out into dance like MC Hammer would.
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Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 8:07 pm
*in Twilight princess world*
Ganon: Oh Link...I got someone who wants to see you! *holds out Navi*
Link: O.O I have a BAAAD feeling about that fairy...
second one
*in four sword world*
Link: I have killed Vaati! Thank the Goddesses, I just ran our of fairies too! And I have only one heart left!
Ganondorf: *teleports in, ready to fight* Why hello Link...
Link:....oh crap.
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 5:25 pm
Zelda: hey Ganondorf why do you always kidnap me?
Ganondorf: because I can't get enough of Link's yelling
Zelda: in pain?
Ganondorf: no I just like to hear him yell and I also think it's sweet how he always comes and saves you. I also like how my subordinate Dark Link is now used more for the pleasure of fangirls with Link.
Zelda:...so you don't want ultimate power burning_eyes
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Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 12:26 pm
(Ocarina of Time)
(While waiting for Link, Ganondorf is in his castle playing his theme music, and Zelda is trapped in the pink crystal floating in the air)
Zelda: C'mon Ganondorf! It's been 40 days and Link hasn't showed up yet! Can you let me out now?
Ganondorf: No, so shut up!
Zelda: Well, could you at least play something else? That song is so annoying!
Ganondorf: No! It has to be dramatic!
Zelda: Please? I'll listen to anything!
Ganondorf: .....Anything?
Zelda: Yes, anything. Just not that dramatic music!
Ganondorf: Even.........Caramelldansen?
Zelda: Yes! Even Caramelldansen! Please!!!!!
Ganondorf: Okay if you insist........
(Ganondorf plays Caramelldansen for 40 days and 40 nights. On the 41st day, Link finally reaches the room and sees Ganondorf dancing to Caramelldansen)
Link: (upon watching Ganondorf) burning_eyes
Zelda: stare (to Ganondorf)............I hate you......
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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 11:24 pm
10: what is taking him so long? i guess if i crack one off no one would notice... *fwee* ahh that's a relief.
9: last night i made nabooru sing the grudian anthem
8: when no one is looking i like to lick my triforce tattoo
7: hello my name is ganondorf and i am addicted to deku leaves
6: hello my name is ganondorf and i am addicted to poe drinking
5: oh hey link you made it! i made a fresh batch of ginger cookies. here ya go buddy, careful they're hot! *in pink apron*
4: travel commercial: come to gerudo desert for the women, the horseback riding, the women, all that sand, did i mention the women?
3: come now princess... i will not kidnap you unless you sign this document to make it legal. otherwise you'll have to call bowser and he is not so forgiving as me
2: ok i'll tell you the truth... tingle, i am your father
1: ha the joke is on you link! i have aids!
whoops i just noticed that the thread didn't say top ten things... curse you david letterman!
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 3:46 pm
Link:Haha! I have the Master Sword to defeat you with Ganon! You're screwed! **holds Master Swrod in a victorous pose** 4laugh 4laugh xp xp
Ganon:If that's the Master Sword then I'm straight. biggrin twisted
Link:..........WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! eek eek eek burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 2:59 pm
pizza_hut_person link's too nice to stab peeps What the h are u talking about link staps things all the f'in time and yuor telling us he dosen't stap things! (but if yuor talking abuot inncenot i hear yah.)
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 3:12 pm
I am pretty sure nobody wants to hear Ganon say, "Link, I am your father." Especially when he's in pig form. xD
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 12:27 am
If he was in pig form, all he would say was OINKAUAGHFLABLARGHLE!!
(Link, I am your father!!)
Hopefully link can read subtitles.
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