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 Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 8:19 pm
I told you not to walk over to the police station intoxicated after watching 5 whole hours of anime.
I'm calling from jail because I went to the middle of time square and yelled on the loud speaker "Miley Cyrus needs to die"
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Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 8:23 pm
They're just jealous they didn't think of it first.
I'm calling from jail because there was a lack of communication and understanding between me and an old lady who told me she'd, "like to have me for dinner".
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Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 8:55 pm
You and the old lady think differently, oh well. I'll pick you up later.
I'm calling from jail because I spilled milk all over my kitchen.
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Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 9:45 pm
I told you you're doing it wrong.
I'm calling from jail because I nuked Iraq.
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Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 9:22 pm
How many times do I have to tell you?! SADDAM's DEAD!
I'm calling from jail because my "unlimited" texting plan isn't so unlimited.
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 7:17 pm
I told you that you should have gotten OVER 9000!!!
I'm calling from jail because I ate a goat.
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 7:25 pm
So that's what happened to Billy...
I'm calling from jail because I took the cookie from the cookie jar.
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 7:31 pm
I told you not to take Obama's cookies.
I'm calling from jail because I assassinated Obama.
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 7:35 pm
I told you not to take Obama's life(you see what I did there?).
I'm calling from jail because I stole a kid's tricycle and used it as a get-a-way vehicle.
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 7:36 pm
I told you the President had his guards on him 24/7
Im calling from jail because I took the cookie from the cookie jar.
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Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 2:19 pm
I told you that cookie jar is for private use only.
I'm calling from jail because I sent Obama like twenty emails full of racist jokes.
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Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 2:22 pm
Racist jokes to the president oh my.
Im calling from jail because some people can't take explosions all too well.
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Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 2:39 pm
I hate people with no sense of explosion -.-
I'm calling from jail, because her ID said 1998, not 1988.
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Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 6:45 pm
I told you to get new glasses...
I'm calling from jail cuz...well,i thought she was just another goth girl who had passed out in the graveyard...
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Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 9:23 pm
I told you to stay away from drunk girls.
I'm calling from jail because I went to this concert yesterday and heavily injuried someone in a mosh pit.
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