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Here's what would really happen to any of us guys even before we get the chance to begin a conversation:

1. You wait for her at the agreed time and place; you see her coming and wave hi. Satori reads your mind.
2. You greet each other. Satori reads your mind.
3. Your instincts make you look at her "goods" and imagine how would they feel like. Satori reads your mind.
4. Game over.

Well that's the part in which I'd be hopelessly screwed. Random thoughts pop up into my mind all the time, even when I try to think nothing.

True.

I'd probably be having "thoughts" about the other girls though.
Of course, then she'd probably get miffed at how she wasn't on my mind. xD

Of course, then that thought would cross my mind. xD
Of course, I'd probably be wondering more about other things than how her "goods" would feel.
Such as.......Well crap, I can't think of anything right now.

Yeah.
Especially with Aya and such dashing around pulling all sorts of crazy stunts.

Which brings me to something else that's somewhat related.
I figured that since you're the closest thing to having Satori and Koishi around, maybe you could help me out with something?


Why is it that I'm drawn to the odd ones like Flandre, Nue, Koishi, and such?
I mean, it's a given that I'm not exactly the sanest person around, but I'm just wondering why I'm drawn to them?

Especially when you figure that two out of the three would be likely to tear me apart on a whim, and Koishi would be more likely to just mess with my head and send me to Satori as a practical joke*.


(*as referenced in Mindreading Can be Hazardous to one's Health.)

If I recall correctly, you once said Gensokyo was a great place to go to as a way of "escape of this world's absurdity"; and in several different opportunities, you showed how you consider Gensokyo a very, very absurd world. Your detailed narrations of what you'd do should you were in Gensokyo -such as how you'd hit on every single girl you find, or how would you steal powers from everybody- are a clear example of this.

Note that in the first case I mentioned you used the word absurd on its meaning of "everything that's just not right, or not working properly"; in the second, you used it like a term for "irrational and hectic".

Perhaps you are drawn to the oddest characters because they represent best the Gensokyoan inherent irrationality that you like so much? At least, that's my guess. In fact, that might even be one of the reasons why you claim to be insane and love every second of it...

Anyways, either that, or what Anatole said. He has a good point.


Aren't we all regular males? /irony

Depends on how much sake she's had...

Unless it's Suika or Yuugi, then it's a foregone conclusion. xD

Heh.......I can just imagine a night out with Yuugi and Suika..... xD

I can tell ya one thing, it'd be one hell of a party!
Lots of drinking, lots of brawling, lots of drunken brawling, a real Viking Paradise if ever there was one.....Aside from Valhalla itself of course.