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My Sweet Alice

PostPosted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 12:17 am


The Future Warden
My Sweet Alice
/scowl
Like I'm gonna let you waltz around here alone.
You can barely make it across the damn street without scraping your knee.
I can't enjoy the beaches when I forgot my bikini back home. B|;

*chuckles nervously*
M-maybe in the past, yes.
But I've certainly grown in that aspect!
I only scrap my knee when I cross highways now!
And don't worry about that, dear Alice.
*blush~*
You don't have to wear anything to the beach. It is, after all, private property of mine.
A-and if you'd prefer to not be alone, I could always a-accompany you... in a similar fashion. ¿E-está bien?
*fidgets in place*


/frownfrown
We'll see..
I gotta have class, Warden.
How am I gonna get a real man if I'm strolling around like some whore?
That last time I let you accompany me somewhere, you got hammered and started crying.
/crosses arms
PostPosted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 12:55 am


My Sweet Alice
The Future Warden
My Sweet Alice
/scowl
Like I'm gonna let you waltz around here alone.
You can barely make it across the damn street without scraping your knee.
I can't enjoy the beaches when I forgot my bikini back home. B|;

*chuckles nervously*
M-maybe in the past, yes.
But I've certainly grown in that aspect!
I only scrap my knee when I cross highways now!
And don't worry about that, dear Alice.
*blush~*
You don't have to wear anything to the beach. It is, after all, private property of mine.
A-and if you'd prefer to not be alone, I could always a-accompany you... in a similar fashion. ¿E-está bien?
*fidgets in place*


/frownfrown
We'll see..
I gotta have class, Warden.
How am I gonna get a real man if I'm strolling around like some whore?
That last time I let you accompany me somewhere, you got hammered and started crying.
/crosses arms

W-whore?
Oh, no!
You could never be a whore just from enjoying the freedom of taking your clothing off for a social outing with a gentleman such as myself!
*seems to not have heard the "real man" part*

And... that's only because... you brought someone else! How else was I supposed to deal with my rejection?
But don't worry, sweet Alice. I have long since forgotten about it, and I always forgive you! It's all in the past.
*bottom lip quivers*

A Sexy Soviet
Vice Captain


Teh Kinkeh Nazi Zombie
Captain

Dangerous Capitalist

PostPosted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 6:21 pm


The Future Warden
My Sweet Alice
The Future Warden
My Sweet Alice
/scowl
Like I'm gonna let you waltz around here alone.
You can barely make it across the damn street without scraping your knee.
I can't enjoy the beaches when I forgot my bikini back home. B|;

*chuckles nervously*
M-maybe in the past, yes.
But I've certainly grown in that aspect!
I only scrap my knee when I cross highways now!
And don't worry about that, dear Alice.
*blush~*
You don't have to wear anything to the beach. It is, after all, private property of mine.
A-and if you'd prefer to not be alone, I could always a-accompany you... in a similar fashion. ¿E-está bien?
*fidgets in place*


/frownfrown
We'll see..
I gotta have class, Warden.
How am I gonna get a real man if I'm strolling around like some whore?
That last time I let you accompany me somewhere, you got hammered and started crying.
/crosses arms

W-whore?
Oh, no!
You could never be a whore just from enjoying the freedom of taking your clothing off for a social outing with a gentleman such as myself!
*seems to not have heard the "real man" part*

And... that's only because... you brought someone else! How else was I supposed to deal with my rejection?
But don't worry, sweet Alice. I have long since forgotten about it, and I always forgive you! It's all in the past.
*bottom lip quivers*

Haha, rejected!
;D~!
PostPosted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 7:06 pm


The Future Warden
W-whore?
Oh, no!
You could never be a whore just from enjoying the freedom of taking your clothing off for a social outing with a gentleman such as myself!
*seems to not have heard the "real man" part*

And... that's only because... you brought someone else! How else was I supposed to deal with my rejection?
But don't worry, sweet Alice. I have long since forgotten about it, and I always forgive you! It's all in the past.
*bottom lip quivers*

Uh-huh..
*Noticed the oblivious ignoring*

That was Jared, and he was telling me that you were having too many drinks.
If I give you one last chance, will you stop complaining?
/Annoyed stare

My Sweet Alice


A Sexy Soviet
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 7:45 pm


iKazekage Gaara
The Future Warden
My Sweet Alice
The Future Warden
My Sweet Alice
/scowl
Like I'm gonna let you waltz around here alone.
You can barely make it across the damn street without scraping your knee.
I can't enjoy the beaches when I forgot my bikini back home. B|;

*chuckles nervously*
M-maybe in the past, yes.
But I've certainly grown in that aspect!
I only scrap my knee when I cross highways now!
And don't worry about that, dear Alice.
*blush~*
You don't have to wear anything to the beach. It is, after all, private property of mine.
A-and if you'd prefer to not be alone, I could always a-accompany you... in a similar fashion. ¿E-está bien?
*fidgets in place*


/frownfrown
We'll see..
I gotta have class, Warden.
How am I gonna get a real man if I'm strolling around like some whore?
That last time I let you accompany me somewhere, you got hammered and started crying.
/crosses arms

W-whore?
Oh, no!
You could never be a whore just from enjoying the freedom of taking your clothing off for a social outing with a gentleman such as myself!
*seems to not have heard the "real man" part*

And... that's only because... you brought someone else! How else was I supposed to deal with my rejection?
But don't worry, sweet Alice. I have long since forgotten about it, and I always forgive you! It's all in the past.
*bottom lip quivers*

Haha, rejected!
;D~!

Go ******** yourself. D8<
What about YOU, huh?!


My Sweet Alice
The Future Warden
W-whore?
Oh, no!
You could never be a whore just from enjoying the freedom of taking your clothing off for a social outing with a gentleman such as myself!
*seems to not have heard the "real man" part*

And... that's only because... you brought someone else! How else was I supposed to deal with my rejection?
But don't worry, sweet Alice. I have long since forgotten about it, and I always forgive you! It's all in the past.
*bottom lip quivers*

Uh-huh..
*Noticed the oblivious ignoring*

That was Jared, and he was telling me that you were having too many drinks.
If I give you one last chance, will you stop complaining?
/Annoyed stare

I... you... well... *stutter fit*
*perks up*
Oh, yes, yes, yes! I promise to you, Alice, that I will cease whatever it is that is bothering you and show you a marvelous time that others can only dream of! Nothing is too good for you, sweet Alice.
*gushes romantically on and on about everything good about Alice*
PostPosted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 7:48 pm


The Future Warden
Go ******** yourself. D8<
What about YOU, huh?!

Don't tempt me. c;

What about me?
I don't know how to love.
I've never had the chance to be rejected. o;

Teh Kinkeh Nazi Zombie
Captain

Dangerous Capitalist


My Sweet Alice

PostPosted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 8:59 pm


The Future Warden
I... you... well... *stutter fit*
*perks up*
Oh, yes, yes, yes! I promise to you, Alice, that I will cease whatever it is that is bothering you and show you a marvelous time that others can only dream of! Nothing is too good for you, sweet Alice.
*gushes romantically on and on about everything good about Alice*

/Aggravated sigh
Yeah,yeah..
Let's hope this doesn't end in you crying on the floor and Jared going apeshit from drinking the vodka.
I had to have Jailbot drag you both back home. B|;
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