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 Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2011 5:24 pm
After all, no one will want to hear: "Willy toiled for many a year to prefect the curious mechanisms that would send a sharpened spike into the arse of the unwary intruder."
-Brother Givinti, Dragon Age Origins
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 10:42 pm
You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in runnin' command here!
-Jayne, Firefly.
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 10:15 pm
I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned!
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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 1:05 am
"My husband got me a new memory, because this memory gig is not too strength."-Brenda, a coworker of mine.
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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 1:42 pm
"That's about as likely as getting a strip tease from the statue of liberty."
-choosen
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Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 8:40 am
If time is money,
Are ATMs time machines?
Your mind has been blown.
--Evan from Trophy Club, Tx
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Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 3:05 pm
How do you have dotted lines? Dot's aren't lines. And lines aren't dots.Because they can.What about the can?-Clutch 45
-Yuri Equals Win
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Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 7:30 am
"I am interested in your generation, not mine. I can learn a lot from you." Charlotte Uzzel (my teacher)
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Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 5:34 pm
"Can you do this?" --- The QWOP guy....
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Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 1:45 am
"I'm the world's greatest Douglas Fir. I'm the perfect shape. I'm the perfect color. And my scent: like making love to a lumberjack.Mayhem guy, Allstate.
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TrivialCipher Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 12:21 am
We're Americans! We don't stop what we're doing just because we're wrong. We just keep on doing the wrong thing until it turns out right!
-Ed Wuncler Sr. (The Boondocks)
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Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 4:42 pm
I'm still trying to get over the fact that he's fighting an albino pinecone-dinosaur.
-Yagami
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TrivialCipher Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 3:20 pm
Life's a b***h so if it's easy you're doing it wrong. -Ao no Exorcist theme song
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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 11:25 am
"I wanna cast... Magic Missile!""On what? There's nothing to attack!"
"I'm attacking the darkness!""Okay, you cast magic missile on the darkness..."-Galstaf, Sorcerer of Light
-DM
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