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 Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 2:46 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: GET THE ******** OUT!!!
You: uh...u just lost the game
You: ....
Stranger: But so did u
You: -sighs- well, there goes my evening...
You: -_-
Stranger: Hmm where to go from here?
Stranger: Lol
You: Hell maybe?
Stranger: That sounds nice and toasty
You: i hear its nice this time of year
You: nice little vacation spot
Stranger: Yeah none of this damn snow
Stranger: Only down side is having a pineapple shoved up your a** everyday
You: well, thats on;y for sodomizers...
You: ...and hitler
Stranger: Damn I knew I shouldn't have killed all those Jews
You: welp...ur officially screwed buddy...
Stranger: I know I probably should have thought about it first oh well
You: i'm done for today...finna go make some harpy cook my dinner
You: -lays down the pimp hand-
Stranger: Have fun smile
You: oh i will> smile
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 1:34 pm
you: HALLO
You: I HEAR VOICES!!!
your conversational partner has disconnected.
0_o I scare people....
I'M JUST THAT TELENTED!!
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 1:36 pm
Serenla the cat you: HALLO You: I HEAR VOICES!!! your conversational partner has disconnected. 0_o I scare people.... I'M JUST THAT TELENTED!!
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 1:47 pm
your now chatting with a random stranger. Say Hi!
you: I saw what you did
Stranger: Oh s**t
you: your a bad person!
stranger: don't tell my boyfriend
you: maybe.
you: I want 1,000,000 million dollars
stranger: okay
you: givme or i shoot
you: wait... can you shoot someone over the internet?
you conversational partner has disconnected.
I love people who go along.
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 1:54 pm
Talk to strangers!
5964 users online
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: *breathes heavily*
You: your mom is hot...
Stranger: well thanks you
You: uh...
Stranger: i'm female
You: is she single?
Stranger: it means i got good genes right?
Stranger: she is divorced
You: hehe...SCORE!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
my new favorite pastime... 3nodding
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 2:51 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Moo
Stranger: lookin for a girl
You: Im one
Stranger: are you fatt
Stranger: you said moo
You: No fatties rite?
You: I just killed a fattie
You: That was her mooing
You: In distress
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 2:53 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: moo
Stranger: Excuse me?
You: *chews cud*
You: I'm just kidding.
You: I'm not a cow.
You: I'm a sorcerer.
Stranger: nice.
You: Yes.
Stranger: Asl?
You: 387625823
You: Female
You: Moon
Stranger: lol
Stranger: Truth
You: 16
You: Female
You: Moon
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 2:56 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Help!
You: Help me!
You: Please!
Stranger: u want to ******** me
You: I'm... I'm being attacked!
You: Now is not the time for playing games!
You: D:
You: Oh god!
You: He's got a knife!
You: He's... He's...
You: Oh god!
Stranger: see ya btich
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 2:58 pm
Stranger: Hello
Stranger: Wats ur name?
You: Ironically it's the same as your mother's.
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 3:08 pm
HOORAY FOR CONFUSING THE CRUD OUTA PEOPLE!!!!
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 3:30 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi, 22 m, u?
You: 43, lemur.
Your conversational partner has disconnected
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 3:34 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: pics?
You: bananas?
Stranger: f**k?
You: monkeys?
Stranger: all day?
You: Potatoes?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 3:39 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: u no kung fu?
Stranger: no:/
Stranger: i wish i could!
You: come closer, young grasshopper
Stranger: biggrin biggrin biggrin
You: watch as I kick this puppy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 3:39 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: asl?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: m22 london
Stranger: you
You: f
You: 16
You: moon
You: We moon people age faster than you earthlings.
Stranger: so i have heard
You: Really?
You: We are very secritive, we moon people.
Stranger: lol
You: And we have six fingers.
Stranger: thats come in handy id say
You: No, you were supposed to say "INCONCIEVABLE!" or something along those lines.
You: Princess Bride.
You: Six fingered man
You: My name is inigo montoya, you killed my father, etc.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 3:44 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: YOU CAN'T JUST GO AROUND KILLING PEOPLE!
Stranger: I'll keep that in mind.
You: GOOD.
Stranger: Is caps lock your friend, then?
You: YES.
You: WE'RE MARRIED.
You: SEVEN YEARS.
You: HE'S A d**k.
Stranger: Congratulations.
You: HE NEVER WASHES THE DISHES.
Stranger: Lame!
You: I KNOW.
You: HE EVEN CHEATED ON ME WITH SHIFT!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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