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He says that to Itsuki when he was trapped inside that Dimensional Monster in Chapter Black when Yusuke was having his battle in the cave against Sensui.

"What is that ridiculous looking apendage growing out of your head?"--Hiei to Yusuke when Yusuke had Puu sitting on his head.
"Why's the dead guy walking around?"--Yusuke after believing that Kuwabara was really dead. That whole scene was hilarious. mrgreen

where's the last one from? ninja and what do you mean, tiger?

Raiko: You are no match for my evil eye little one
Hiei: "Little One"?! stressed

hehe I love that one! whee

Yes, very good. ninja

Hiei Quotes
Quotes directed/related to Kuwabara
"He has no strategy in battle."
"So tell me, how does it feel to be in a constant haze of stupidity?"
"He has no strategy. He's just swinging his sword with the grace of a flyswatter. That's no way to survive."
"Don't worry fool, we've entered into an alliance and I'm not the type to break it. Of course, after we win the tournament I can't guarantee anything."
"This idiot makes Kuwabara look smart."
"It seems that every infected person in the area are looking for her and I don't think they want to talk."
"Do you think it is possible for you to shut up"
"Why don't you think a little."
"Do you think he knows it's a circle?"
"What's worse, losing to an old man or a clown?"
"I'm sure your minty fresh breath was well worth the delay."
"He's trying to talk in his sleep when he's awake."

Kuwabara: What if he loses and we get booted from the tournament?
Hiei: If that happens all we have to do is kill everyone else on the boat before we reach the island. We'll say we're the right team and no one will complain.
Kuwabara: You didn't have too many friends growing up, did you?

Yusuke: Look what I'm saying is I can use your help on this one. Kuwabara could use your help on this one.
Hiei: But I hate Kuwabara. You do them one favor and then they think you're their best friend. This is why I could care less if their whole speices was swallowed up.

Quotes directed/related to Kurama
"Kurama! Don't make me pull out your precious voicebox!"
"Kurama, there is no one who does not carry scars on the heart. If there were someone in the world like that, it would be a shallow soul."
"So even someone as calm as you occasionally gets angry. Hn, that's good to know."
"Let me hear your name. I'll try to remember it."
"Only 300 seconds too late to matter."
"Their mistakes were simple ones. Gouki's was overconfidence and Kurama... sympathy for his human prey."

Quotes directed/related to Yusuke
"Knock him dead, Yusuke Urameshi. But if you fail, know I've got your back."
"I had no idea you were one of us, Yusuke. How's it feel to be so superior?"
"But don't forget... If we've learned one thing fighting with Yusuke... It's that he adapts quickly to new circumstances to squeeze out a win."
"So the great detective was ensnared, I wish I had been there to see it."
"The joy of a worthy foe. It's what I felt when I fought with Yusuke."
"Only Yusuke would still want to fight a man after he's dead."
"You're a team player, a save the day super hero...... I hate people like you."
"Just what is that ridiculous appendage growing out of your head?"
"Hey ,Yusuke. I think we've finally stumbled across a very good reason for me to help. If we don't defeate Sensui we'll be over run over with these verman deceraces to the demon race. And I would not enjoy that."
"As much as I can't stand the humans, I think I loathe turourists even more."
"Set your eyes on the second floor window. That is your door."

Yusuke: I told everyone you'd come back for us when we needed you the most you big softie. Or should I say little softie?
Hiei: (thinking) I should have slit your throat when I had the chance.

Quotes directed/related to Koenma
"Koenma, if these fools are done, I have my own question: in what class do you rank me?"
"Underestimate me even now?"

Quotes directed/related to Botan
"Touch me and I break your wrist."
"Go ahead, tell them I'm Yukina's brother, I won't mind at all torturing you to death."
"Tell the kidnappers I've declined. I'm done babysitting."
"I don't go where people tell me to, lady, you can treat yourself!"
"Not my responsibility. You should have learned by now this is a kill or be killed world. If you're too weak to help yourself, you deserve to fall."

Quotes directed/related to Bui, Sensui, Keiko, others
"Your senses probably aren't sophisticated enough to know this... but Sensui's energy... is currently that of an S-Class apparition."-Sensui
"Faith's for the fools. But we've been made fools here... we assumed we'd triumph... that... we'd be able to kill another arrogant enemy. We were arrogant this time. Sensui will kill us all."-Sensui
"I hate being underestimated, but underestimating is worse. His power's rare even in Demon World."-Sensui
"If we're going to die, let us die in war... Against Sensui."-Sensui
"You needn't worry, Kayko. He likes you well enough!" -Keiko
"I maybe be a short target but this is sad." -Bui
"Understood. I won't make you cry; he's too worthless for that." -Yukina
"I have the power to pull you into oblivion; I assume just my right arm will do. Jao Ensatsu Koku Ryu ha!"-Zeru
"I have the power of the black dragon...because now I am the dragon!" -Bui

Quotes about/directed to Hiei himself
"Bite my ankles shorty! I'll make you cry to your mommy! If you have a mom!" -Kuwabara
"Hiei. You little punk. You said a lot of mean stuff to me. But underneath all that junk, you're a decent guy."-Kuwabara
"Hiei why don't you join us? We're practically a family here."-Kurama
"He's fast."-Koenma
"EW! EWW!!! WHAT IN THE HECK HAPPENED TO YOUR ARM!?"-Kuwabara
"Cut shorty down to size."-Demon in the crowd
"Give a load of this one. He dosen't even have a single beauty wart on his face."-Demon Tourist
"I knew you'd come back when we need you."-Yusuke
"You must be confused... I've always thought Hiei was a swell person!"-Botan
"Oh! It doesn't help that I'm a blabbermouth and he's a telepath!"-Botan
"Hiei, as an honorable person, would never do something so deceitful; it's too beneath him."-Botan
"Too bad Hiei's not here, we could use his Jagan eye to find himself."-Botan
"It's hard to predict what he'll do. Humanity's destruction is Hiei's former dream. These new developments leave him much to consider."-Kurama

Yusuke: Back to skipping detentions.
Kuwabara: And video games!
Kurama: My human mother.
Hiei: Various crimes.


"I know as much of games as I do of hugs and puppies, and care even less. Wake me for the end of the world."
"They're just afraid of justice!"
"It's the watch tower. I'm sure that's where it's hiding."
"I've had dealings with Cultivated Humans before. They do not feel pain or fear."
"What repulsive creature makes my eardrums bleed?"
"No. If you want to die, kill yourself."
"If those nothings were too much for you, we're going to have some trouble."
"Let's avoid fighting. You're not worth it."
"You talk, you die."
"Friends are just a crutch for the weak!"
"Maybe you don't understand the concept of a force field."
"No three letter word could rule my fate... HOT!"
"If you have any noble plans to stop me I suggest you write your will. I'm not leaving without war."
"I'm sorry, a 30-ft killing machine wanted a word with us."
"What? Now I'm not even allowed to kill the bad humans? It's a few inches from his heart, if that's what you're worried about."
"I was worried about the trees."
"This wind coming in feels like home. It's comforting and it soothes me. It tastes like freshly spilled blood and the rotting flesh of decaying corpses."
"No. You pull your own weight from now on."
"The psychics were expendable. He planned to be sole survivor from the start."
"I never thought I'd see it like this... and to see it manifested in the hands of a crude human being no less!"
"Lover-boy. Release us now and you can keep your ability to breed."
"Kill us if you're going to... just spare us the sound of your voice."
"You do realize he'll be... kicking back?"
"There won't be a next."
"Yes, hardly a marksman-like performance."
"I was wondering if you'd just dumped me here."
"Damn it, my sword must have slipped." -After destroying Chapter black
"Have you learned anything?"
"Do what you like; I'm not stopping."
"The attack will almost surely kill one of them."
"This is pure offense; they gave up fighting with their brains a long time ago."
"Just who the heck are you?"
"Never! You'll have to rip my limbs off to keep me down."
"I hate to use this attack; I find it totally devoid of any taste or artistry."
"Maybe you don't understand the concept of force field."
"Jan ken? What in the world is that?"
"I pursue strength! I do not have time for your trivial..."
"Hn...pitifully simple."
"How touching."
"No, you incompetant, but I will give you one last chance to."
"Poor fool..."
"Underestimate me even now?"
"You already have your fox, your clown, and your hag; I'm a moot point."
"This is your world to look after, not mine. I don't intend to hinder your cause, but I'm not going to help it either."
"Save that idealism for your fairy tales."
"Caught you off guard? Now don't feel too special, you weren't the only one who received a midnight visitor."
"My advice is to give me some gratitude. Your niceness will, someday, cost you your life."

ninja

"Stop laughing, hamster-legs!!" -Kuwabara