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 Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 4:48 pm
stare I can't believe I'm doing this to myself.... Granted!  ....and you're stuck with me forever and ever-even in death. I wish the guy I love felt the same way about me.
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Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 9:31 am
Granted!
He loves you very much. But he moves to Africe tomorrow to help humanity. You will never see him again.
I wish my mom would stop hovering over me while she eats. D:
(the noise is what bothers me)
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 6:09 am
Granted! Now she just sits on your lap.....
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I wish......for a dodo bird.
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 4:18 pm
Granted! Scientists hear about it and raid your house to steal it from you . . . FOR SCIENCE!
I wish for a better pencil sharpener.
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Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 1:19 pm
Granted!
It's so good that it eats your entire pencil and part of your finger before you even blink.
I wish that I never got sick again.
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Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 1:22 pm
Granted! You're dead.
I wish I had more hours at work.
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Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 3:24 pm
Granted! You'll work every single second of your life and get a 2 second vacation.
I wish I had a Fire breathing, cheesy poof eating unicorn as a pet.
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Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 4:26 pm
GRANTED!!! now you.....oops, it impaled you.
I wish I had a flying monkey. I always wanted a flyin' Mon-key.
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Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 8:42 pm
Granted!
You forgot to put a leash on it. It just flew away.
I wish I didn't have homework.
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Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 10:42 pm
Granted! You have no homework, but you have tests and pop quizes everyday.....
I wish of a cup of coffee.
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Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 2:22 pm
Granted! It's too bitter, burns your tongue and is in a mug that says "I heart Hitler!"
I wish the second episode of Telltale Games' Wallace & Gromit series were out for the Xbox 360 now.
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 3:34 pm
GRANTED! but it made your Xbox explode.
I wish I had mutant powers.
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Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 4:35 pm
Granted!
The government will be here to take you away for testing in 3... 2....
I wish my computer weren't so slow.
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Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 5:11 pm
Granted! Your computer grows legs and runs away.
I wish people wouldn't get so upset over stupid things.
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