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 Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 8:07 pm
 But really, did anyone want Chris doing the finances? The guy could barely (IE: NEVER) keep track of how many -campers- they had, let alone the budget for the show. If Chef wanted -any- money he definitely should continue doing the show's finances.
Chris was grinning, that crazy 'someone is going to suffer HEHEHEHEHEHE' grin of his. Hoooo boy...
"Heck YES I do dude!"
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Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 8:13 pm
Or better yet, if Chef wanted any more money, he should skim a little off the top. Specifically in the 'intern injury fund' area. Top-rate healthcare and awesomely fine fine print were the keys to success and no lawsuits!
Chef snickered and stood up, wandering towards his closet and ignoring the table creaking back into position. "What kinda traps man?"
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Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 8:43 pm
Ffff, Chris wouldn't mind! Hell he'd never even realize it was missing.
"I dunno dude...something...hrm..."
The host moved, acting out his words. Hey, he didn't major in theater for nothing!
"Could lure em out with some cookies dude, then when they sneak out into the open..BAM. BIG CAGE! Falling down right on em dude...and juuuuust out of reach of the cookies, hehehehehe!"
Chris pawed at the air, mimicking an intern trying desperately to grab a cookie.
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Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 8:46 pm
Chef turned when Chris began speaking, catching the host's small performance. After all, if he missed it.. well, Chris wouldn't stop whining at him. And that would be 40 cakes terrible.
"Heh heh heh, the old bait'n'switch. Anything else man? Settin' up jus' one would be boring, man."
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Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 8:50 pm
"Hrmmm....."
Chris tapped at his chin, thinking.
"Lotsa ways we could trap em dude...got a particular one you'd like to see mister audiohunter?"
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Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 9:41 pm
"Well," Chef began, tapping his fingers together. "There's lots of different ways, man. Got the standard pit trap, lure trap, box with stick trap, falling log trap, hang-trap, cage-trap, bear-trap, rusty trap, spear trap, rope trap..." He rambled on, then finally stopped and shrugged.
"The cage trap an' maybe some rope'n'net traps should do rather nicely, heh heh."
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Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 9:47 pm
"Net traps sound entertaining hehehehe..."
Chris grinned, peeking around Chef at his closet (OF DOOM).
"Let's go trap some interns man. Cmoooon, I want to blow something up already!"
Leave it to Chris to think about the explosions.
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Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 9:50 pm
"Hey man, yew can't jus' set up a trap and expect some interns to walk into it," he sighed, hefting up a length of rope and net. What? A man's gotta protect his kitchen somehow, right? "Yew grab the cookies, and... uh, hey man. Do we have another cage that's empty?" Chef looked at the host, slightly worried. "'cause yew know what we've got... Dun wanna let that out jus' to use a cage, y'dig?"
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Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 9:52 pm
Chris' ears fell slightly. Cmooooon, the interns were stupid enough to walk right into the traps, right dude? He hoped so, otherwise this would be preeeeetty boring.
"Of course man, had to have a backup since that one's uh...occupied."
Yeah...by a very -angry- thing they didn't want to let out. At least not yet.
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Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 9:54 pm
Chef nodded and breathed a sigh of relief. "Well man... Guess we can get this stuff set up, go set up the explosives, an' after that see if the traps have anything?" He suggested, then shrugged. "What'll we do if we catch a camper man?"
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Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 9:58 pm
"....can't we just pretend they're an intern dude?"
Chris gave a bit of a nervous grin...much like that of a child trying to get away with something. But hey, his tail was wagging! He was being good!
...................
Okay yeah he was never -good-.
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Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 10:00 pm
"..."
Chef thought about it. It'd be fun, but then again -- "Hey man, 's yer paycheck. If yew want a slash, by all means be mah guest."
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Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 10:01 pm
Buuuuurn, hitting Chris-man right where it hurt!
"Fineeeee..."
The host sighed, tail drooping.
"We just let em go man, can't make them do intern things...I guess."
Though it'd be -hilarious-, but man he wasn't risking his paycheck over it.
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Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 10:03 pm
Chef nodded, then gestured to the cookie tray. "Wanna use that as bait man? Or should ah get out the crackers?" Interns loved crackers! They were like little duckies being lured into an oil spill. Moths to a flame? Nono, like a McLean to a brand new bottle of hair gel.
"Wonder if we could turn this into a new challenge," he mused, heading towards the door.
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Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 10:16 pm
Mmmm hair gel....
"Maybe mix a cookie in with the crackers? That'll really draw em in dude!"
Chris snagged a few of the cookies (some for the trap, one for himself hehehe!) and hurried off after Chef.
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