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 Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:50 pm
Granted, but an unfixable programming error causes them to be priced 1,000,000 Gaia Cash.
I wish that ninjas and pirates would get along. :3
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Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 8:35 am
Granted, but they get killed by robots.
I wish I was INDIANA FREAIN' JONES!!
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Fox Furry Mule Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 11:43 am
Granted, but you are soon crushed by a gigantic boulder when pilfering an ancient temple.
I wish I could go into Burger King and get a Big Mac.
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Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 12:38 pm
Granted, but they don't use the same ingredients so it tastes bad.
I wish Waffle the Fox was real.
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Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 5:16 pm
Waffle Fox Granted, but they don't use the same ingredients so it tastes bad. I wish Waffle the Fox was real. granted but he mistakes you for a waffle i wish all mexican food was out lawed exept for hot sauce
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Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 12:25 pm
Granted, but the wish goes to the extreme and it is outlawed everywhere in the world, so the Mexicans revolt and eat anyone who isn't Mexican, leaving Mexicans and animals the only living creatures on Earth. The end.
I wish my art teacher wasn't so scary D:
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Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 3:21 pm
Granted, but her new-found happiness leads her to find a new job, and she is replaced by a teacher that is just as mean.
I wish all the lights on my ceiling fan worked >.o
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Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 4:53 pm
Granted, but everytime you turn the lights on the rest of the planet loses power.
I wish I could shapeshift at will.
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Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 6:06 pm
All the more reason for me to do stuff in the dark. It's better that way anyways.
Granted, but you're a terminator. You kill John Connor, then yer done. No leisure time.
I wish I didn't have to wait for my contract to be over to get a new phone D=
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Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 8:52 pm
Granted... but it is a 1970s phone, the BANE of fashion, and it weighs thirty pounds! And some people say it's radioactive.
I wish I had a fox tail.
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Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 3:26 pm
Granted, but it's only because of the fact that last Tuesday, you fell in toxic waste!And you'll die in three minutes!!HA!!!
I wish I knew every Chuck Norris joke ever invented and every time I say them I get a new superpower, and Chuck Norris is honored by my jokes and decides not to kill me!
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Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 8:12 pm
Granted. Unfortunately, the first power you get is a high metabolism that results in god-like agility and strength. The downside? You'll only live for about 90 seconds.
I wish I had more (Ok, I wish I had ANY) glowsticks!
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Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 8:00 am
Granted... but they are in a trust fund until you turn 60 and aquiring them any other way is illegal.
I wish I could find my knife.
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Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 4:48 pm
granted but its coverd in rust and you cut yourself picking it up
i wish my videogame was coming along quicker
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Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 2:46 pm
Granted, but it gets deleted on accident.
I wish that the last wish that I made, the Chuck Norris one, didn't end badly and niether will this one.
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