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O dead body my favy time to add another necrophiliac experience to my life
*drags body to dark place* rofl rofl

mrgreen mrgreen mrgreen
Nah I just like death lol

Hewwo....

I will not buy this record....it is scratched.

it BURNS! burning_eyes

You want milk with that?

Questions without answers:

What would happen if everyone was to flush their toilet at the same time?

If a criminal turns himself in shouldn't he get the reward money?

Do people with big eyes see at a wider range than people with smaller eyes?

If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing?

Why is it called pineapple, when's there neither pine nor apple in it?

If you stole a pen from a bank then would it still be considered a bank robbery?

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

Do cows have calf muscles?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why does an alarm clock 'go off' when it begins ringing?

If you take a shower, where do you put it?

If a cat always lands on its feet and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?

If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?

What’s the problem with toast? Two slices pop up, you whip one out, and spread some margarine on it. But by the time you get the second, the consistency has changed. Why not have a time delay?

If someone told you they were a pathological liar, would you believe them?

Do stairs go up or down?

If Teflon is non-stick, how did they make it stick to the pan?

What is the opposite of opposite?

Why is it so hard to remember how to spell 'mnemonic'?

What would happen if you were to feed a pig some bacon?

Do fish get thirsty?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Why is it called your bottom when it's really in the middle of your body?

How come you press the buttons on the remote control harder when you know the batteries are running out?

If you were to take all of the ships out of all of the oceans, would the sea level go down?

If you were in a car, driving at the speed of light and you turned on the headlights, what would happen?

Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?
If mineral water has trickled through mountains for thousands of years, then why does it have an expiration date?

Where would we be without rhetorical questions?

If heat rises then shouldn’t Hell be cold?

Which way does a compass point in space?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Do octopusses have arms or legs?

If you were born exactly on 12:00 midnight on December 31st – January 1st, which year would you say you were born in?

If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone can't hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell?

How can someone 'draw a blank'?

If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

Where does the white go when the snow melts?

If you dug a hole through the center of the earth, which end would come out first?

Can fat people go skinny dipping?

Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

More coming up later...