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 Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:01 pm
Probably one of the oldest ones but still it can happen to any BD..he told the sax playes to practice thier sex @ home...
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Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 3:24 pm
This one's pretty good. I don't know, maybe you just had to be there, but imagine yourself in a similar situation.
So, my BD gets off work at lunch on Wednesdays. And while we were walking/talking down the hallway, we were joined by the Vice Principal. So now it's the three of us, talking about idiot drivers, when one of the Math teachers comes up.
Now, the Math teacher and the BD never see each other, although the classroom and the band room are so close to each other. So as soon as the math teacher comes walking the other way:
"Jayne!" "Helen!"
Now while they're "catching up", the VP and I (And a now silent hallway) simply watch them, when the VP turns to me:
"Do you know these people?"
"No no. Never seen this woman in my life."
Unfortunately my BD was still in earshot, which lead her to turn around and exclaim in her not-exactly-soft voice:
"MIKAKOH, BUDDY!"
"Uh, I'd rather you didn't use my real name right now."
I quickly scanned the hallway for faces I knew and much to my dismay I recognized over half of them. And they recognized me.
But it was very very funny.
Note: Mikakoh is not my real name. I'm not giving that out. But the rest of it is 100% how it happened.
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Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 4:22 pm
Sugino Probably one of the oldest ones but still it can happen to any BD..he told the sax playes to practice thier sex @ home... My director slipped up while talking about one of our pieces not but a few days ago..."I like this sex...section..." That was funny! xd
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Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 4:44 pm
To trumpets: BLOW LIKE YOU HAVE CONSTIPATION!!!!!
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Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 3:45 pm
Erisad Sugino Probably one of the oldest ones but still it can happen to any BD..he told the sax playes to practice thier sex @ home... My director slipped up while talking about one of our pieces not but a few days ago..."I like this sex...section..." That was funny! xd OMG, how I wish my band director said that, except if he aid it, he would say it purposly gonk
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Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 7:29 pm
Most of the weird things my BD says are in referance to our playing. last week during Pit Rehearsal for the school musical he said "Its like eating chocolate musse before the meal and then eating chocolate musse again after the meal"
Man i Love some of the things Archie says
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Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 6:29 pm
We were playing Nimrod.....really beautiful song. and the brass section (all of them) were not doing the right articulations he was like this is a lovely song its not about die die death death die killing die. twas quite funny..........you had to be there
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Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 7:23 pm
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Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 7:42 pm
Well not really what he said but what he did.....We were about to have our concert and someone was asking if we could have opened toed shoes....and hes likes "yes, but...." and he looks down at his watch and says "Its like 32 degrees" We looked at him really strange and we were like "you have a thermometer on your watch?" he started laughing and said no that it was just a habit.
I dunno I thought it was funny sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 3:56 pm
this is more of a motion not quote but anyway my band direct for sum reason decided to conduct from in fron of the trumpet section and he shoved his hands down his pants *nastay*
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Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 4:13 pm
I was at county band clinic and our band director was a pilot. He loved to pick on me for playing the oboe and on the second day, he asked me what the difference was between an oboe and an onion. I didn't know, so he told me that he'd never seen some cry when they cut up an oboe. Then I asked him the difference between a pilot and a jet engine. He asked what it was and it's the jet engine stops whining when it hits ground, but pilots don't. He turned blood red. The whole band burst out laughing, and the school band directors that were in there.
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Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 4:19 pm
once after doing Jumping Jacks my Band director said, "some of you were half a jack off"
yeah, that's got it's own little sick infrence, if you don't mind you mind being in the gutter, try to figure out what it means
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Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 5:03 pm
This one is priceless...We were at a Tuesday night practice in the football stadium, the colorguard were practicing right beside us.We were doing the Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory theme that year and the colorguard each had multi colored plastic balls that were supposed to be gumdrops. Our BD started walking down the stadium steps when the colorguard director yelled out "C'MON GIRLS LET ME SEE YOUR BALLS!!" Our BD started laughing so hard he fell all the way down the stadium stairs.
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Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 5:08 pm
ForeverPriestess This one is priceless...We were at a Tuesday night practice in the football stadium, the colorguard were practicing right beside us.We were doing the Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory theme that year and the colorguard each had multi colored plastic balls that were supposed to be gumdrops. Our BD started walking down the stadium steps when the colorguard director yelled out "C'MON GIRLS LET ME SEE YOUR BALLS!!" Our BD started laughing so hard he fell all the way down the stadium stairs. We did that theme once, when I was the blue berry and I was drug across the field too many times. But I'm well loved now.
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Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 7:39 pm
It's not quite what the band director said, but we were all about to do a concert when our assistant band director gets up to make a short speech. To put it nicely, we all dislike her greatly. The french horn sitting beside me whispers, "I'm here to provide a translation for Mrs. Cline." Mrs. Cline, "Hello and Welcome!" Him, (Evil Voice) "Hello and Welcome!" Mrs. Cline, "We have a great concert prepared for you today!" Him, (Same Evil Voice) "We have a great concer prepared for you today!" It was priceless! It was all I could do not to die out laughing right there on the stage. Afterword my mom asked me if I was alright there on the stage. sweatdrop
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