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 Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 1:54 pm
*busies herself with her tan while Thad practices making the perfect Margarita*
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Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 4:59 pm
*with a flourish of TRIUMPH!, Thad connects two massive cable in a shower of sparks*
Well, she got her daddy's car
And she cruised through the hamburger stand, now
Seems she forgot all about the library
Like she told her old man, now
And with the radio blastin' goes
Cruisin' just as fast as she can, now
And she'll have fun, fun, fun
'Til her daddy takes the T-bird away!
Excellent! Looks like you've finally worked all the kinks out of the speakers.
*watches little grains of sand dance across the beach*
Now turn them down, Thad darling, and we can put some Margaritas on those electrical burns.
*Thad sheepishly lowers the volume and accepts alcoholic ministration*
And she'll have fun, fun, fun
'Til her daddy takes the T-bird away
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Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 5:11 pm
BIFF! MARCO!
*Two leanly muscled, well sculpted Cabana Men run out from the palm trees*
Thad can't set up the tiki torches right now, you're going to have to do it. And don't forget to decorate the Cabana with fresh tropical flowers.
"YES MISTRESS!"
*the two men rush of to carry things and sweat in the evening sun*
Eeeexcellent.
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Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 5:22 pm
*finishes oiling down Thad*
Alright Thad, you don't want to overexert yourself. Why don't you and Marcel work on weaving flowers into colorful garlands.
"Yes, Mistress."
*Thad and Marcel sit on the beach wearing naught but cut-off, glistening in the setting sun and making elaborate floral decorations*
Hmmm...We have a new sound system, a new decor...
*Biff and Marco light the tiki torches*
The theme is not get complete. BOYS! Get some grass skirts on, or loin clothes, whatever you dig out of the tiki box!
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Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 5:26 pm
*The Cabana Slaves all scramble around for appropriate costume, then line up for inspection* Yes, this will do very well. Victor, straighten your skirt. That's better. Now then, DANCE FOR ME!  *puts up a WELCOME! BEACH OPEN! sign while Cabana Dances shimmy in the firelight*
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Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 5:58 pm
*Lounges back in a beach chair as various Cabana Attendants present her with drinks and fruit*
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Linda Lee Danvers Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 6:44 pm
*swan dives from 60 feet up into the water and then bobs to the surface*
Hello everyone!
4laugh
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Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 6:53 pm
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Linda Lee Danvers Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 6:58 pm
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Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 7:01 pm
*Sends Bruce over to Linda with a sunwarmed towel*
You appear rather damp, have a Cabana Attendant.
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Linda Lee Danvers Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 7:08 pm
Oh! Well golly....thank you.
*blushes as she accepts the towel*
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Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 7:15 pm
Feel free to select from one of the Cabana Men
*Cabana Men puff up their chests and shine in the sun, light glinting on their oiled muscle, wind gently ruffling their hair*
They're all very helpful. And make excellent drinks.
*Raises her glass as Thad refills her margarita*
Oooooo, passionfruit!
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 9:04 am
::gates onto the island lugging a large picnic basket::
Ooooooooooh. Seashells!
::picks one up and crunches it as he wanders around::
::notices the large collection of scantily clad cabana boys::
Hello! I'm Tenzil Kem, freelance attorney, chef, senator and superhero. My card.
: razz resents them all with his card::
I also do union mediation!
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 9:19 am
::After the Cabana boys have all stowed his card, Tenz looks around at the empty beach::
Grife. This isn't much of a party yet, is it? Well, as you may have heard, I am an expert on 20th-slash-21st century culture. And my exhausting research into the time period has shown me that, if a beach is empty, the easiest and fastest way to fill it is for one shirtless man to play a song on a guitar while swaying his hips. This tends to attract the girls, referred to as 'chicks' in absolute droves.
So, if you'll excuse me...
::heads over next to a large rock next to the tideline and starts tuning his guitar::
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 10:41 am
Victor, who's the cabana boy with the guitar? he isn't nearly tanned enough. I'm not sure if he's up to bringing-me-a-cocktail standards.
"Please, the lady shouldn't worry with the unfit fellow. It will be my pleasure to bring you a second margarita."
Ohhh Victor. Don't you start counting on me...
Just carry on...
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