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| YES! DUH DUDE! |
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| Yes. Again..DUH. |
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 Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:21 pm
 "...favorite kind?"
Chris' tail gave a slight wag, and it was only a matter of minutes before he had followed Chef out into the other room. ...Smoothly of course! Could't have him running out there like some excited pup. Even if he was. COOKIES MAN! Chef was going to let him have cookies for brekkie. Who wouldn't get excited over that?
Slinking out, Chris gave one angry glare to the costume before plopping into a seat next to the larger Audio.
"Alright, I'm up dude~"
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:26 pm
Chef passed the platter to the smaller Audio. Heh -- he was just like a little pup! All dressed up in his pajamas and ready to sit down and watch some morning cartoons. Chef shook the thought off, and carefully slapped Chris on the back. "Ha! Ah knew yew'd make it. Ah had to fight off feral interns to git here in one piece with those, y'know."
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:34 pm
Man if Chris -could- watch some TV right now he'd so opt for that over what he had to do today. Maaaan....
But still, cookies! The host quickly snatched one and started to scarf it.
"That bad huh dude? Gotta spray for those wild interns again.."
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:37 pm
Chef shrugged. "Eh, it's something to do man. Wakes me up in the mornin, given that today's announcement jus' wasn't there man. Did an intern drag yew out of bed to make it?"
Geeze, Chef could've sworn that Chris ate that cookie like an intern, except an intern would try to cram the whole thing into their mouth at once.
"Know what you'll do today, man?"
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:47 pm
"There...was an announcement today?"
Cookie gone, Chris stared over at the other Audio. Announcement? What announcement? He hadn't left his bed since he got there after the ceremony.
"I know what I -don't- want to do.."
He grumbled, eying the costume again.
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:52 pm
Chef raised half of his eyebrow. "Yeah man. The intercom clicked on, then clicked off. Huh, must've been a stupid intern that pushed the wrong button or somethin'." He shrugged, dismissing it.
"Tch! Man, at least it's not see-through. Then again, that outfit does look a lil drafty... Not that ah'd have experience with that or anythin'," he added quickly.
"Well... Yew can either have a free day, or throw the campers at some sort of challenge in retribution, ah think." As long as Chef wasn't included in said retribution, that is. Thankfully, the host seemed to be all right sitting next to the large Audio despite having been thrown to campers and stripped.
Chef made a note to be extra, extra careful if he didn't want to wear an even shorter see-through pink dress.
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:57 pm
Chris huffed. He didn't much like the idea of someone messing with his intercom system....but he also had cookies. For now he could be more focused on cookies. Anger later, yes!
"Don't give them any ideas dude.."
If they tried to put him in a see-through dress he'd have to turn his assassin skills on that shadowy boardroom. Ugh!
"Mmhmm..whatever you say Chefette."
Hehehehehe....
"...I don't want to be out in that."
Chris gestured to the outfit, frowning heavily.
"We can do a challenge tomorrow dude, gives me time to think up something really crazy. Haha!"
The host snagged up a second cookie, quickly scarfing it.
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:01 pm
"Maybe ah just will, Lady McLean." Chef replied with a snicker, adding, "Or would that be 'Magical McLean'? Jus' make sure yew don't flounce too much man, heeheehee."
Chef nodded, then grinned. "Well, if it'd make yew feel better... Ah could follow yew around with mah squirtgun and spray the campers if yew get bothered too much? Or dart'em, but sprayin' 'em with rose water would be more up yo' alley." And more in character, heeheehee!
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:05 pm
"Don't call me that."
He growled, giving the other a glance.
"And that...is an excellent idea dude. Fill that thing with rose water...or leftovers from that perfume-grenade we made, hehehehe."
Oh man the campers would regret ever participating in the doll challenge.
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:09 pm
"Heh heh heh, fine, fine." He replied, holding up his hands in mock-surrender. But the wicked grin on Chris' face was echoed with his own. "Aw man, there's leftovers?! Hahaha! This'll be fun!" He rubbed his hands together in anticipation. "Anything else, man? Smoke bombs, flower petals...?"
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Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 7:27 am
"Of course! Had to make some extra just in case a need for it ever arose, right dude? Hehehehe."
Chris shuddered slightly at the mention of all the special effects they could cause. But then again.... Well the Producers were doing this to aggravate him, right? While it -was- aggravating, if he turned this around and actually had -fun- with it (torturing campers was always fun) then the plan would have blown up in the Producer's faces. And that juuuust might be worth it.
"Got any glitter?"
He grinned. Glitter was sparkly, shiny, and it -hurt- if it got into your eyes. Throwing that at campers might be entertaining.
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Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 7:59 pm
Chef tilted his head to one side in thought, a frown forming on his lips. "Well..." He began, looking rather sour, "ah do man. But that's one of mah ingredients for mah Famed Mashed Potatoes. 's how ah get'em all glitzy and appetizing. But ah guess ah can spare some for the squirt gun, heh."
"Should it be kool-aid too? Or jus' perfumed water with glitter?"
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Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 8:19 pm
"...glitter in mashed potatoes huh? Sounds messy, and scratchy. ...Hehehehhehe."
Mmm glitter down the throat. Delicious!
"What -color- kool-aid?"
Very important question, that one.
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Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 8:24 pm
Chef hrmph'd at Chris. "How else am ah supposed to get the glitter and glitz that comes with bein' famous without glitter, man?" He swiped a cookie while speaking, then took a bite. Yum!
"...Depends on what color you want, Chris-man. Heh heh heh."
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Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 8:28 pm
"Uh...huh..."
Famous potatoes. Whatever, cooking wasn't his strong point. Chris swiped his own cookie, thoughtfully nibbling on it.
"As close to pink as we can get it..?"
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