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 Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 8:33 am
Bad news, you get promoted from shoe polisher to janitor.
Good news, you get a raise.
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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 8:35 am
Bad news, you trip and make a fool of youself in front of the entire staff.
Good news, a hot coworker helps you up and gives you their number.
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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 8:36 am
Bad news, she wants you to unplug her toilet.
Good news, she pays you insane money.
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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 8:37 am
Bad news, ½ of it is counterfit.
Good news, the other half buys you a new car.
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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 10:23 pm
bad news is the car is a decepticcon
good news...your car is a effing decepticon >>
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Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:26 am
bad news.... it gets killed by the autobots
good news you take up the naruto trading card game
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CRAZYxF3RR3TxP3RSON Captain
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Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:27 am
Bad news, the game stinks.
Good news, someone buys all your cards.
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Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:23 am
bad news is you spend all your money on booze
good news is you find a lady to take home ^_-
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Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:27 am
Bad news, she's a he...And you're drunk
Good news, the guy has a drunk cure.
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 7:01 am
Bad news, It tastes sort of like cat fur.
Good news, Your cat smells nice.
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:02 pm
Bad news, a dog eats your cat
Good news, a bigger cat eats the dog
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 8:33 am
Bad news, the big cat eats your leftover tuna.
Good news, you have your mother's meatloaf left.
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 12:26 pm
Bad news, the meatloaf tastes like feet.
Good news, you like that taste.
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Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 11:12 am
Bad news, it is MADE of feet.
Good news, you just solved the feetloaf mystery.
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CRAZYxF3RR3TxP3RSON Captain
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Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 8:26 am
bad news you puke EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
good news.... you get the feeling of foot-in-the-mouth out of your stomach
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