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 Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 7:22 am
my aunt did this one...
-when you buy a 6 ounce bag of chocolate covered espresso beans at disney world for 20 dollars.
-when your coffee cup is stained black.
-when pilz-e the squirrel can't understand what youre saying. (yes from foamy)
-you can't remember the last time you went to work.
-you haven't slept in three weeks and it doesn't show.
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Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 12:16 am
TheMissQueenofSolitaire my aunt did this one... -when you buy a 6 ounce bag of chocolate covered espresso beans at disney world for 20 dollars. -when your coffee cup is stained black. -when pilz-e the squirrel can't understand what youre saying. (yes from foamy) -you can't remember the last time you went to work. -you haven't slept in three weeks and it doesn't show. Hehe, nice ones Miss. $20 eek that's a bit much for beans isn't?
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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 7:40 am
yeah..but i got one and it was so worth it! it was like an orgasmic experiance!
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Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 3:12 pm
The chocolate covered coffee beans are orgasmic!! OO -drools- Now I want some...;_;
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Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 12:23 am
Chocolate, I love it as much as I love coffee...!
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Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 4:31 pm
You know you're a cffee addict when...
-Your freinds hold an intervention and you escape by diving out the window
-You join the Coffee Guild on Gaia. biggrin
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 7:20 am
you know you are a coffee addict when...
-your life is a permanent earthquake.
-you go through withdrawl in your sleep.
-you imagine god to be a giant coffee bean.
-the NRA won't accept you.
-you must find a dealer for "the good stuff"
-you can't properly give someone the silent treatment.
-you get hangovers when you don't drink.
-skydiving no longer holds appeal to you.
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:13 pm
-you run into buildings because they jump at you. <--me
-you have had your coffee cup blessed by a preist.
-you've ever hired an exorcist to cast out the demons in the decaf pot.
-your dream job is to be paid to drink coffee and play computer solitare. <--me
-you've ever said "there's to much blood in my caffine system" and it wasn't a slip of the touge. <-- me
-you've ever sued someone for taking the last of the regular and not making a new pot.
-you think that rappers talk to slow.
-you can't understand why people really need to sleep every night of the week. <--me
-it's less dangerous for you to drive off of a 10 foot cliff without seatbelts on than to use a sharp knife to cut a peice of bread.
-you have ever made and enjoyed chocolate coftea (half hot chocolate half coffee and add a teabag no suger no creamer) <--me
-you honestly think that the devil drinks decaf and that heaven has a coffee shop on every block.
^please tell me what you think i made them myself^
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 12:28 am
xd I heart reading these! Dang it I really can't think of any...anyone got any coffee to spare for me? 4laugh
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Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 11:44 am
*hands over a pot* here you go. I like mine with chocolate creamer...no sugar, just flavored creamer.
I like the toffee nut creamer too.
you know you're a coffee addict when-
-when you actually feel the earth turning.
- looking at the stars blinds you.
-you are starting to realize that coffee is better than that crack you were smoking.
-you never took D.A.R.E. seriously.
-caffine is the only thing that can wake you up...that or boiling water.
-you yelled at your barista cause your latte doesn't come in a funnel.
-the worlds largest coffee cup couldn't hold your daily output.
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Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 12:24 am
You know you are a coffee addict when:
-You risk your life to save your favorite pot of coffee from a burning building, then go on to explain to the fireman that it is your spouse. (you marry the pot)
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Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 10:22 am
Syndil-san You know you are a caffine addict when: -You risk your life to save your favorite pot of coffee from a burning building, then go on to explain to the fireman that it is your spouse. (you marry the pot) that is fabulous!
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Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 1:22 am
TheMissQueenofSolitaire Syndil-san You know you are a caffine addict when: -You risk your life to save your favorite pot of coffee from a burning building, then go on to explain to the fireman that it is your spouse. (you marry the pot) that is fabulous! Thanks! I just thought of it out of the blue to. It could happen sweatdrop God I hope I don't meet someone like that...I may die of utter shock or something.
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Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 7:33 pm
When....
-The coffee pot starts ordering you to kill people who have come between you and it. twisted
SOS!
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 8:43 pm
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