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 Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 12:27 am
"DAMN YOU, BEAR GRILLS!!!!!" ~ Will ferrel
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Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 10:42 am
Weird in a good way My little brother says this one: Your momma! your daddy! your ball headed granny with the polka dotted panties!What do they teach him in school? ABCDEFG you don't wanna mess with me your mamma your daddy your bald headed granny she's 99 she thinks she's fine she's going out with Frankenstein you wish you wish you just got dissed OH I think that's what it's from
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Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 10:50 am
"throw me away I got no use throw me away nothing to lose throw me away I feel like s**t i am useless"- figure it out :3
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Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 2:14 pm
"What what?"
"In da butt"
rolleyes
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Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 4:28 pm
I could NEVER post all of my favorite quotes or lyrics.
However, YouTube rules the world. So at some point, search "FaithAlly" and go through the playlists. I love Charmed and, of course, there's some random quotes from movies such as Rush Hour (all of them).
I particularly suggest you pull up the video "He is Mi, and I am Yu". IT RULES
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Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 4:44 pm
Get your repo treatment, from the master of horror, I'm on your street corner! Make your mamma mourn ya, I'm the night surgeon!
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Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 6:06 pm
"I am not deranged, I'm just indecent! Deranged is when a person says 'I want to stick a knife in your pants.' Indecent is 'Wanna see my bra?'" - Conversation I had with a friend this morning. ninja I was accused of being deranged. I had to defend myself, yes?
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Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 5:34 pm
"It seemed Hatchet underestimated you lot... And it seems to have cost him. I ain't gonna make the same mistake, now am I? So I've decided to bring your bag back... I think the word you're looking for, gentlemen, is "thank you".
"Now you've presented me with a problem: I've lost my employer... So I've taken care of meself and me son. Now if you think that's unfair, you come pay me a little visit. But you better be waving a white flag, high and clear so as I can see it or it'll be the last visit you ever make. You understand?
"That's all I've come to say...
"There is one more thing...
"It's been emotional."
- Big Chris, "Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels"
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 1:56 am
"My heart is broke, can I have some glue?"
"You are not your ******** ******** the Surgeon General's Warning"
"Cause I'm sotally tober"
"She was living in a single room with three other individuals. One of them was a male, and the other two? Well, the other two were females. God only knows what they were up to in there.. and furthermore, Susan, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them habitually smoked marijuana cigarettes.. reefers!"
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Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 12:22 pm
Individuals that are residents of transparent domiciles should not throw fragments of geological origin.
~my dad x3
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Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 5:33 pm
I'm an obvious fan of Michael Jackson and I love all the lyrics to "Dirty Diana".
Anyways...
*walking in on this mom and some guy* "...MAMA NOOOO!"
- Fresh Prince
"I'll take the ********' shoelace express!"
- Jack Black (Pick Of Destiny)
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 10:32 am
"Enough expository banter! Now we fight like men! And ladies! And ladies who dress like men! For Gilgamesh... it is morphing time!" -Gilgamesh, Final Fantasy V
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 12:04 pm
"Cos in my soul we know where we're goin
We're goin where the grass is green, the air is clean and the good times are growin'
So take me away
Just for today
Cos I'm sat here on my own
I'd like to be
Under the sea
Where they'd probaly need a phone
I could be you
If I wanted to
But I've never got the time
You could be me
And pretty soon you will be
But you're gonna need a line
~Take me away, Oasis
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Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 7:22 pm
 Somebody gave me this phone...
I think it was Thella...um...yeah...
Anyway, she said that I could talk to God with it....
But I don't have anything to say...
So, um, here, you can have it....
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Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 4:21 pm
"In the future, you killed me." - Garland, Final Fantasy I.
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