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 Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 11:55 am
I'll stick around...and you try living with this hunger! Small wonder I became an energy eater. You never had to deal with hunger like this, Ina...it literally feels like cancer of the stomach...imagine that with a stomach my size.
And me eating us out of house and home doesn't explain away you tying me in knots. It's not like I ate your stuffed bunny. You, on the other scale, did tear apart my shark.
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 12:02 pm
i was cutting me eye teeth and they were hurting... and i do too know what it means to deal with hunger... or did ye forget how i eat... stare we are much the same, brother dear... the only idfference between us is what and how we went about curbing the hungers we had.... rolleyes
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 12:04 pm
Cutting teeth be no excuse!
I didn't bite you when I cut my fangs! I did n** you when you tied me into a knot...then tye-dyes me to make me "pretty," but what did you expect...I was pink, purple, and a host of other shades!
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 12:06 pm
well... maybe ye weren't pretty but ye were certainly interesting... that is a fact... and i apologized for ripping the shark... sewed him up too... almost as good as new...
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 12:10 pm
Yeah, Yeah.
Oh well, enough walks down memory lane...we'll do that in another thread...though I will make one last comment...I still owe you one for selling me out to Dad that one time...you got me grounded for a month when it was your fault the nightmares got out in the first place.
Now...let's wake my apprentice up.
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 12:12 pm
the fox snickers softly... ye go do it... i'd rather they don't know where i am right now... or are ye afraid to wake yer own apprentice right now... hmmmm? rolleyes
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 12:18 pm
yes, for that matter, I am....Kero is not a morning person. he frequently tells me that "Good Morning" is an oxymoron.
But If ye won't wake him, we'll just wait and discuss what ye kin do to repay me for that months grounding.
don't ye know...a serpent never forgets.
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 12:21 pm
jor... ye had it coming is all i ken say... and maybe ye don't forget... or maybe ye do... do you remember why i tattled on ye? there was a reason... stare
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 12:30 pm
Yeah...I remember...You didn't want to get in trouble for not doing your chores...so when Dad came home, you spooked the nightmares while I was watching them, then told him I'd tried to ride them.
Trust me...I was never gladder it's impossible to physically punish a serpent...but a month without my books was bad enough, let me assure you. You owe me one, Ina.
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 12:35 pm
and i didn't do me chores because i was cleaning yer room... i admit i lost the bet... fair n' square... but i wouldn't have made the bet had i known how bad of a mess yer room was in... ye took advantage of me, jor and ye know it....
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 12:38 pm
No...ye were fool enough to bet against the house.
Still, I'll admit I have seemed to lose focus over the eons...what were some pranks I pulled on you? Just to even the tables here.
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 12:44 pm
fox waggles her hand...i don't have eons in which to relate them all... the time ye tied me underwear into knots, just before we were to be presented to he who rules over us all..... that one still rankles... then the one in which ye glued the edges of the pages in me favorite book shut... thank the lady ye only glued the edges... i would have had kittens had ye done anything more.... those be just two of the ones which come to mind
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 12:47 pm
Hey, now...The underwear one was me getting back at you for throwing me into the swimming pool...I may be a snake, but I don't swim very well.
Although I do remember the underwear one fondly...ye were so red, I thought you'd transformed into a tomato.
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 12:51 pm
da always said that iffin ye want to learn to swim ye need to get in the water, jor... i was only helping ye in.... blaugh
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 12:54 pm
Heh...just be glad mom and dad never found out you went before the great one...while going commando....HA!!!!!! Ye would have been red after that one, I bet.
And ye deserved it...I remember one time ye didn't get caught...ye put me into a barrel of wine...then blamed me when I got drunk.
Note: Yes, I know where it comes from...don't say it.
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