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 Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2005 1:45 pm
Syno S. Himitsu Banditman.EXE Syno S. Himitsu Banditman.EXE Syno S. Himitsu one uhhhhh ok here it goes So these old folks want to have a kid so they go to a docter to see if they can so the docter says to the old man "i want you to go do this" and he hands him a jar so the old man goes in the bathroom and comes back 20 mintues later "Well doc, i cant do it i tried with my right hand, and i tried with my left hand, and then my wife trued with her right hand, and then with her left and then my neighbor came and put it between her legs, but ya now what we just cant get that damn jar open." HAHAHAHAHA! nice! thank you Got anymore? i suffer from short term memory loss so its kinda hard to remember some Thats a pain in the a**...
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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2005 1:47 pm
Banditman.EXE Syno S. Himitsu Banditman.EXE Syno S. Himitsu Banditman.EXE Syno S. Himitsu one uhhhhh ok here it goes So these old folks want to have a kid so they go to a docter to see if they can so the docter says to the old man "i want you to go do this" and he hands him a jar so the old man goes in the bathroom and comes back 20 mintues later "Well doc, i cant do it i tried with my right hand, and i tried with my left hand, and then my wife trued with her right hand, and then with her left and then my neighbor came and put it between her legs, but ya now what we just cant get that damn jar open." HAHAHAHAHA! nice! thank you Got anymore? i suffer from short term memory loss so its kinda hard to remember some Thats a pain in the a**... yes but its kinda nice being able to annoy people because you cant remember there name
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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2005 1:48 pm
Syno S. Himitsu Banditman.EXE Syno S. Himitsu Banditman.EXE Syno S. Himitsu Banditman.EXE Syno S. Himitsu one uhhhhh ok here it goes So these old folks want to have a kid so they go to a docter to see if they can so the docter says to the old man "i want you to go do this" and he hands him a jar so the old man goes in the bathroom and comes back 20 mintues later "Well doc, i cant do it i tried with my right hand, and i tried with my left hand, and then my wife trued with her right hand, and then with her left and then my neighbor came and put it between her legs, but ya now what we just cant get that damn jar open." HAHAHAHAHA! nice! thank you Got anymore? i suffer from short term memory loss so its kinda hard to remember some Thats a pain in the a**... yes but its kinda nice being able to annoy people because you cant remember there name lol i can't either.
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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2005 1:50 pm
Banditman.EXE Syno S. Himitsu Banditman.EXE Syno S. Himitsu Banditman.EXE Syno S. Himitsu Banditman.EXE Syno S. Himitsu one uhhhhh ok here it goes So these old folks want to have a kid so they go to a docter to see if they can so the docter says to the old man "i want you to go do this" and he hands him a jar so the old man goes in the bathroom and comes back 20 mintues later "Well doc, i cant do it i tried with my right hand, and i tried with my left hand, and then my wife trued with her right hand, and then with her left and then my neighbor came and put it between her legs, but ya now what we just cant get that damn jar open." HAHAHAHAHA! nice! thank you Got anymore? i suffer from short term memory loss so its kinda hard to remember some Thats a pain in the a**... yes but its kinda nice being able to annoy people because you cant remember there name lol i can't either. ya at least you can remember what you got for your birthday
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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2005 1:51 pm
Syno S. Himitsu Banditman.EXE Syno S. Himitsu Banditman.EXE Syno S. Himitsu Banditman.EXE Syno S. Himitsu Banditman.EXE Syno S. Himitsu one uhhhhh ok here it goes So these old folks want to have a kid so they go to a docter to see if they can so the docter says to the old man "i want you to go do this" and he hands him a jar so the old man goes in the bathroom and comes back 20 mintues later "Well doc, i cant do it i tried with my right hand, and i tried with my left hand, and then my wife trued with her right hand, and then with her left and then my neighbor came and put it between her legs, but ya now what we just cant get that damn jar open." HAHAHAHAHA! nice! thank you Got anymore? i suffer from short term memory loss so its kinda hard to remember some Thats a pain in the a**... yes but its kinda nice being able to annoy people because you cant remember there name lol i can't either. ya at least you can remember what you got for your birthday O_o I'm supposed to remeber that far back?
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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2005 2:11 pm
Banditman.EXE Syno S. Himitsu Banditman.EXE Syno S. Himitsu Banditman.EXE Syno S. Himitsu Banditman.EXE Syno S. Himitsu Banditman.EXE Syno S. Himitsu one uhhhhh ok here it goes So these old folks want to have a kid so they go to a docter to see if they can so the docter says to the old man "i want you to go do this" and he hands him a jar so the old man goes in the bathroom and comes back 20 mintues later "Well doc, i cant do it i tried with my right hand, and i tried with my left hand, and then my wife trued with her right hand, and then with her left and then my neighbor came and put it between her legs, but ya now what we just cant get that damn jar open." HAHAHAHAHA! nice! thank you Got anymore? i suffer from short term memory loss so its kinda hard to remember some Thats a pain in the a**... yes but its kinda nice being able to annoy people because you cant remember there name lol i can't either. ya at least you can remember what you got for your birthday O_o I'm supposed to remeber that far back? i dont no
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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2005 2:57 pm
a man walks into a bar and says ow...
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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2005 4:48 pm
EternalNight a man walks into a bar and says ow... nice.
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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 4:25 am
Banditman.EXE EternalNight a man walks into a bar and says ow... nice. simple is the funniest.
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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 6:36 am
EternalNight Banditman.EXE EternalNight a man walks into a bar and says ow... nice. simple is the funniest. true, true.
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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 8:48 am
funny fact. a "dork" is a whale d**k.
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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 8:50 am
Banditman.EXE funny fact. a "dork" is a whale d**k. duh... i've known that for like 3 years you dork!! xd
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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 8:51 am
EternalNight Banditman.EXE funny fact. a "dork" is a whale d**k. duh... i've known that for like 3 years you dork!! xd Yes, yes... I do have a whale of a d**k! haha!
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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:04 pm
Banditman.EXE EternalNight Banditman.EXE funny fact. a "dork" is a whale d**k. duh... i've known that for like 3 years you dork!! xd Yes, yes... I do have a whale of a d**k! haha! HAHAHAHAH...no. stare Isnt a dude an in-grown butt hair??
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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 3:05 pm
and a twit is a pregnant goldfish, but thats of no consequence.. anyways!
Woman 1: I know this must sound horrible, but with having three kids, I get confused with their names. I can never rememerb who is who.
Woman 2: Oh, I don't have that problem, I named all of my children Jon. The boys the girls, all of them. That way I just call "JON" and they all come running!
Woman 1: But what if you have to speak to one of them in particular?
Woman 2: Oh that's easy, I just call them by their last names.
think about it. xp
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