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Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 2:37 pm
Jon regarded him with a plain look of disbelief, "That's hard to swallow. You do it because you enjoy it? You like playing second fiddle? Christ, I can't say I envy you at all."
He sucked in a lungful of smoke and amused himself with popping little smoke rings out into the air before waving them away with his free hand.
"How do you win anything? You're more or less going into the game to lose your dignity - all for what - " he tapped Reed in the chest with his fore and middle finger, where his cigarette was balanced " - ungrateful people. What a way to live." Jon didn't enjoy fetching coffee for Vardaman, or making him look good in public. He didn't like having to be the jacket laid out across the puddle for Blaine to step on so he didn't sully his own shoes. However, what Jon did like was the paycheck he got for--
...For kissing a**.
"Oh, for ******** sake. We could be twins." Jon sighed twin plumes of smoke from his nose, watching the slow burn eating away the end of his cigarette. When had he turned into such a depressed drunk? He scratched at his brow with a thumb and scoffed.
"This," he said gesturing to himself in a wide circle. "Is about the extent of me cutting loose. I don't dance and I sure as hell don't need a 'pretty little thing' to hang on my arm like a money-eating disease. This right here is my happy reality."
Without meaning to, he blew smoke into Reed's face.
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Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 2:48 pm
Reed wafted it away, taking all the pins and needles shot at him like Jon's private voodoo doll. He wasn't that kind of whipping boy, but Jon's point of view was intriguing regardless of the fact that Jon needed to seriously cut loose.
"What dignity could I possibly have, Jon? I don't have anything to prove to anyone," he shrugged, adjusting the bowtie that made him look more and more like a ring master than a bartender as he inspected it on a reflective surface coming off a patio table. "What makes you assume a lover or two would be a disease? Did someone burn you bad and you want to forget? Hell, Jon, I got plenty of liquid prescriptions for things like that. It's what I do! I make people forget for a little while. What kind of job do you have that twists your vision that way?"
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Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 3:17 pm
Maybe it was because Reed was taking everything Jon stuck him with that he kept going. He was angry with the situation, with the complacent bartender, with the fact that his cigarette was burning way quicker than he would have liked. Some primal need in the gray feline wanted to dig his heel into something just to watch it squirm like he was made to do at work (within the privacy of his own mind). Problem was, Reed wasn't exactly squirming. It was both an exhilarating challenge and a frustration.
Jon gave a short laugh, "Lover or two? Are you a lover connoisseur? I get bored too easily as it is. It's a chore when things become routine."
"Well, you don't have to make a person look good, do you? You make them look worse, if anything. But that's what I do - make people look good. I direct the plane to landing, if you will." He motioned his arms up and down, back and forth, ordering clearance for the Blaine-plane in his mind, "But once it lands, you don't get a thanks for directing it. You just sit back and wait for it to need you again. Yeah, that's what I do, only this time I'm stuck with directing one that I wouldn't mind crashing and burning."
He crushed his cigarette against the railing and tossed it over the edge. He didn't watch its descent this time, "I hate having to fake my way through my job."
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Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 3:30 pm
Reed watched the flood try to drown him, but he at least knew how to swim. Coming from a family of three mismatched half-brothers, he rolled with it. He kept wondering what kind of life Jon must've had to make him act the way he did. Was he abused on a daily basis? His ears were perked and interested, he folded his arms over his broad chest as he listened.
"You're some kind of artist, then?" Reed wasn't well-versed in the ways of advertising and promotional assistants. "A make-up arist? What? Dealing with an actor that's a primadonna? It's a job, sir. It's just something you do to squirrel away your funds on your way to something else. There must be something you're working for."
Reed felt sympathy more than intimidation. If Jon punched him in the face, Reed would simply place an ice pack on his face and probably say something like "I can see you have a problem." Perhaps it was from enduring so many fights with his half-brothers. Something in hiim never let things like that get in the way from what he wanted. It was probably horrendously foolish, but what else was there to do than to aim for the stars when you came from the bottom of the barrel.
Reed was common, he wasn't born into money or the imagined burdens the wealthy placed on themselves on top of real life's standard set of burdens. Reed could see that getting under Jon's skin (or his sheets) would be a fantastic challenge.
And Jon hadn't exactly been screaming "Get out of my face!" or anything. That was almost like a "yes", wasn't it?
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Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 3:56 pm
Reed's assumptions struck Jon as hysterical; he began to laugh, ears flicking back as if to accommodate the enormity of his amusement. Make-up artist? Jon? He had trouble enough writing his name without making it slant let alone trying to apply, what? Eyeliner? He stumbled in his his delight, waving a hand in the air in attempts to dispel his laughter - or Reed's ideas.
"What I worked for I already have, and it's not make-up! No, I have to make a person's character look good, not their appearance. If only there was make-up to cover up a bad attitude!" he chuckled. Too bad he wasn't aware that he himself would need a lot if there were. Tons.
"PR spokesperson for Blaine Vardaman, the literature phenom-" he took a moment to roll his eyes "-Granted, it's a good job - probably any person's dream job, but the man has more bad in him than good and now I have to focus on this one product-- excuse me, person."
He hummed a few discordant notes of what sounded suspiciously like The Night that Pat Murphy Died, eyes following the people milling about.
"You just sir'd me again, by the way."
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 5:46 pm
"Sorry," Reed replied. "Why don't you just quit and do something else, then? I mean, you're not getting any kind of kicks doing it. Is the pay so good you're willing (if you'll excuse the phrase, sir) to bend over and grab your ankles for it?"
Reed did his best not to laugh back at him, but the smile was pushing and shoving across his face by hook or by crook. His chest started shaking as a laugh decide it'd be a real lark to crawl up his throat and out his mouth. In moments, he was laughing so hard he gave a bow.
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 6:21 pm
"Sir me one more time and you'll be the one grabbing your ankles, sweetheart," he said casually, undoing the buttons on his cuffs and folding them back as he waited for Reed's laughter to abate.
"But the pay is that good. It hasn't been until recently that I've had to work exclusively with the b*****d. There used to be a small team of us to work the different circuits, but they figured one guy, just an author... what the hell, you know?" He rubbed his collarbone and seemed to lose focus, body tipping back to lean hard against the railing. His former coworkers hadn't been too keen on leaving the Blaine-bandwagon considering their pay had remained static whereas his had increased. Little did they know it was workers' compensation for imminent stress. He gave a small laugh.
"It's living with him that's going to be the problem."
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 6:54 pm
Reed pulled out a vest pocket watch and looked the time over. He had about three more minutes of sweet freedom until his chains were tugged back behind the bar downstairs.
"In about three minutes, I'm going to have to sir you again, anyway," Reed laughed. "In your condition, Jon, if you took a swing you might go sailing over the side. Will you be staying up here or going back downstairs? I could get Fletch to serve you some more Paint Remover, if you'd care."
Reed rolled his shoulders back and stretched his arms up high, staring at the sky momentarily. How he craved the lazy life of a man whose only concern was only making some daisy look like a bouquet of roses for money. That seemed like a little fun and he supposed the sex from rubbing elbows with the social elite would only be the icing on the decadent cake. But he neither possessed the skilled needed to do or the means to get started in that line of business to begin with. Reed reckoned there were probably strange and obscure college courses taken for things like marketing and public... public... what the hell did Jon call it again? Spokesperson?
"So you're someone else's poster child?" Reed looked confused for a moment. "Why isn't this Blaine guy doing all his own whoring? If he can't whore the thing himself then something just doesn't seem right with that picture."
He wanted to ask if "living with him" implied a relationship. Because there were relationships where you wanted to strangle the life out of your partner but the tender moments were so good you forgave them over and over in a strange little daily circle.
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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 7:46 pm
"The temptation is great," he stressed, seriously considering the offer. His drunken mind told him he really loved Paint Remover. On the other hand, he couldn't remember what it tasted like. Which lead to Jon solving this minor equation in his head, staring up at his bangs while he did so. If he loved Paint Remover, but did not remember what it tasted like, then surely he needed to drink it in order to remember. After much debate he came to one conclusion:
He was thinking way too hard and too-much-thinking-later, Jon had completely forgotten the question.
"Huh? Poster child? No- he's sort of his own poster child. Believe me, he does his fair share of whoring." He paused, puzzled, before continuing, "We -- I mean me, me now -- just get the word out, you know? We just tell him to grin like a moron while scheduling public appearances. Which! He never used to do. Six months after he let the cat out of the bag--" he stopped again and purposefully twitched his tufted ears, beside himself with glee "-- funny saying isn't it? I'd like to see someone stuff me into a bag. Anyway, once his identity went public, meltdown! Sales skyrocketed, and so did interest."
Jon folded his arms and leaned forward as though sharing with Reed some incredible secret, "We're in hiding. Sort of. Well... he's in hiding. I'm just along for the ride."
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Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 8:20 pm
Reed listened, adjusting his bowtie and giving himself another once over before he readied himself to head back into the downstairs room and back behind the counter. He would be stuck for another two or three hours.
"You're not hiding very well," he noted. "If you wanted to be somewhere where no one cared who you were, you should not have picked Augustine. It's slow, but it's not going to stay that way. The people who own a majority of these buildings and property keep inviting and promoting it like mad to the wealthiest tourists and businessmen as much as humanly possible. It's not going to remain podunk for long. In fact, I may be out of a job soon at this rate. The pay's good, but not so good that they'll allow a guy like me to stick around, if you catch my drift."
It was for the most part true. They would not stand for hiring worthless gutter trash off the street and coating them in gold dust to please the wealthy eye for long. Sooner or later, the pauper would have to pay for his own gold dust to apply onto himself. Rent was going up after another year and he still hadn't had enough money to even consider saving it.
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Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 8:24 pm
Jon gave his pockets an experimental pat, looking for cigarettes again. He didn't seem to realize that the pack was inside of his jacket which sat slung over the rail next to him, and after turning his pockets inside out, he gave up. Oh well.
"I wouldn't be surprised if this was a marketing ploy," he said when he looked back up again, curls bouncing. "One they didn't tell me. But I guess a shark will be fine thrown in a tank with other sharks so much as there's enough food and the tank is big enough. Does that make me a pilot fish? Now I'm hungry."
He paused, regarded the taller feline with a particularly attentive expression considering his inebriation. His brain was working overtime in order to give his mouth something quasi-sympathetic to spit out. He really didn't get Reed's drift - at least, the drunken part of him didn't. Sober-Jon was fast asleep with his subconscious. In the end he snorted, upturned the corners of his mouth into a disbelieving smirk.
"I doubt that. You see that? This?" he said, motioning to the bar, the establishment. He stepped towards Reed and tweaked his bow tie, gave his cheek a rough pat. "You're a necessary commodity in the fabulous lives of the rich and miserable. I mean, who the hell else would mix the drinks? Liquid prescriptions and all of that, right? You're practically a doctor!"
A doctor that promoted liver failure and fetal alcohol syndrome! Then again, Reed was only an enabler, so he was half innocent.
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Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 11:58 am
"None of this is necessary," Reed leaned into Jon's ear and said softly. "Take it from me, sweet thing, if I had the money I'd take us all away from this glittering slice of hell."
With that, he wandered downstairs back to his place behind the counter. His game face back on, he began slathering new customers with compliments and suggested them drinks for the night. He would be stuck there for another three or four hours, he did his best not to feel the weight of it pressing on him. He'd have to endure night after night if he wanted to get the bill's paid.
"Maybe I should take a day off," he muttered to himself, shoving money into a cash register.
"When, stupid? We've been undermanned for three months," a co-worker muttered back.
Both of them laughed.
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Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 8:53 pm
Jon's ear flicked, continued flicking until well after Reed had departed. He reached up and tugged at the tuft, pulled it down, let go; it snapped into place. Left to his own devices, the gray feline retreated back into his usual, introspective quiet and into the pocket of his coat for another cigarette. He figured Reed's companionship had been one of convenience - he was, after all, working, and Jon was, after all, drunk as all hell. Still, he decided - as he lit up and cut through the people milling about, making his way towards the bar - it was better than having no company. Now he was going to hit the downward spiral to boredom.
Oh well. He'd come here for a night of boozing, not of philosophical conversation (or venting or whatever that had been). As he lifted his hand to order another Paint Remover - "That's the name, right? Good." - he looked at his watch. How much longer could he drink before needing to check into the ER?
Jon's ear kept flicking as he turned in his seat to stare out at the skyline, and as he blew smoke from his lips, he rubbed at the shell of his ear if only to remove its memory of Reed's breath.
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Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 9:12 pm
Arjun was, of course, on the phone complaining to some friends. All he could do at this point was complain from a distance, though several of his friends gave him promises of visiting and throwing lavish parties. Some suggested the possibility of selling narcotics to the locals with loose morals and a lot of money to burn.
"Don't be an idiot," he hissed back. "They drugs they take are prescribed and if I got THAT on my record so soon, the old man would cut off funds, for sure. No... we can't get that ambitious without a nest egg first. I think gambling is the way to go."
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Reed was bored again, despite more people popping in and out of the place for dancing and, of course, more booze. He wondered after Jon and if he'd made any kind of impression. Reed found his own escape in visions of an island getaway and raising baby parrots on the side. Little spawns of Wally didn't sound like such a bad thing. At least then one of them would have a fulfilling sex life.
The DJ Kent came around on his break, treating his current girlfriend to something non-alcoholic, on account of her being only nineteen. He ordered something with more of a tooth on it for himself. Reed served them as he did nearly every night when this time Kent noticed Reed a little more thoughtfully.
"How come you never change?" he said philosophically over his Screwdriver.
"This uniform is washed," Reed teased. Kent's girlfriend gave a little giggle from over her Shirley Temple.
"Seriously," Kent waved it off. "You never change, and you've only been around a few months. You're too young to be a fixture, I know you. You're out for a good time in those few instances when you ain't workin'. I mean, here you are acting like you're the old man himself when the old man hasn't been working for years now."
"Bills gotta be paid," Reed gave a shrug. "It's not like me or Wade have any hobbies."
Wade, the other bartender, shot him a look.
"Shut up, I'm your pimp," Wade replied.
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Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 7:28 am
"You're going through those like they're water. You sure you're all right?"
Jon glanced up over the miniature pyramid he was building on the bar top, "Of course I am. In fact-" he smacked the counter "-another!"
Fletcher didn't question the glassy eyed patron. He had to have been stone-cold drunk at the rate he was going with the Paint Removers, but he must have been able to hold it well because he looked all right. As all right as someone could look as they tried to piece all of their motor skills together.
Jon laced his fingers over the open rim of his empty glass, rested his chin across his knuckles. Boredom wasn't the word he would use, no, he needed something far stronger than that. Even with the temporary company that had come and gone - women he'd bought drinks, stale conversation he had entertained, apathy he could only reign so long before he told them how bored he was, they were - was not enough. He was one of those rich and miserable, discontent with superfluous life built up around him. But could he live without it? Probably not.
He leaned back and took a sip from his new glass. Jon wondered just how much he could lose in one night as he downed the rest of his drink. What he needed was not entertainment, but release. Sliding from his bar stool, he motioned to the stairs.
"I'm headed that way now, thanks," he said with a wave of his hand. He'd apologize to his therapist later. If she found out. Hell, if he even remembered.
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