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******** YOU!!!! my pikachu uses thunderstorm and decimates your lifepoints!! i win!!!

Yami: “Think - what would your brother say if he saw you now?”
Flashback Seto: “Well done, Mokuba. Now steal something from Joey, too.”
Yami: “Okay, but what would he say if he wasn’t a complete doushbag?”

Tristan: “Must… wash… away… the sin…”

Bandit Keith: “I don’t understand a word you just said. Try speaking American; it’s the only language I understand.”

Seto: “Without Exodia, you don’t stand a chance against my three Blue Eyes White Dragons.”
Yami: “Well, at least I’m not adopted!”
Seto: “…What did you just say?”

Yami: “Hey everyone! Look at me! I’m Seto Kaiba! I have a dragon fetish and I sound like Brock from Pokemon! Screw the rules, I’m in love with Nurse Joy!”

Bakura: “Cards? Where we’re dueling, we won’t need cards. We’re going to duel with ancient Egyptian laser beams!”

Tea: “Man, I’ve read fanfics that made more sense than this crap!”

Tristan: “Would you stop saying ’super-special-awesome’? It stopped being funny fifteen episodes ago!”
Yugi: “Oh, you did not just say that!”

Yami: “So it’s just like Duel Monsters.”
Duke: “Hey, stop it! My game is nothing like Duel Monsters!”
Yami: “Prove it then!”
Duke: “…My game uses dice.”

Tea: “Why didn’t we just tell him the truth?”
Tristan: “Because lying is fun!”

Bandit Keith: “All right, I admit it, I’m not really American! I’m Canadian! Is that what you wanted to hear?!”

Bakura: “Wait a minute. Is this it? These are all the villains from Yu-Gi-Oh?”
Marik: “What are you blathering about?”
Bakura: “Come on, this can’t be it. There’s got to be more. I mean, what about Kaiba?”
Marik: “We don’t need Kaiba. He would just slow us down with all his money and resources. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.”
Bakura: “He turned you down, didn’t he.”
Marik: “Look, just shut the heck up.”

KAIBA: We lived in an orphanage, because I had fired our parents. It was a very depressing time in my life, since I didn’t have any money, so I was unable to screw the rules. Mokuba was often bullied, and when you’re getting picked on by orphans, you know you’re a loser.

HAIRY PALMS, NOT CLUSTER BOMBS!!!!!!!!

What is he even talking about?!