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 Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:57 pm
Lash Tamaron stares dejectedly at his fallen cupcake warriors, no longer cupcake warriors in any regard. With a fire in his mask, he glares at the blessed blade.
"Very well then," He says. "I will defy my own favored writing conventions, and write in the present tense for the sake of setting up an artificial sense of immediacy, for the sake of this declaration!"
Lash points an indicting finger at the Blessed Blade, "I challenge thee, BB, to our own 'Random Duel' for no real reason whatsoever, other than to satiate my own growing sense of boredom due to the thing which is so for anyone who finds themselves without plans, that melancholic time of 'Spring Break'!! What say you!?"
Lash lowers his arms and slamms his hands upon the desk that is somehow in front of him, and his voice lowers to a deadly whisper, only it's audible enough to carry to Blade.
"What."
"Say."
"You."(?)
~To be continued.
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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 10:57 pm
I suppose that would be acceptable with the terms of the thread as long as nobody interferes with lash and blade either. surprised
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Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 6:27 am
[I have officially earned the right to have BB outright change everything I put in a post.]
idea
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Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 5:52 pm
((Since Neit hasn't been logging on to fulfill his random battle duties, I suppose its incumbent upon Lash and I to step in.))
Leaning one hand on his desk, Blade strokes his beard, eyes closes, grinning. "In truth, the 'random' duel as is being performed by our colleagues is not for my temperament. Not that I don't like randomness, they're just not following the rules of turn-style battle. One attack per round." Blade's eyes flash open and lines radiate from him dramatically as he levies a finger at Lash.
-~*~-Past Tense Shift-~*~-
"Slumber party!!" From behind the prosecutor's table Blade pulls a pillow, and throws it at Lash.
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Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 5:53 pm
*blinks* Wah? confused Adds to anime needs to watch list
I honestly don't know how to reply to that... xp
edit: @gamer since blade posted so soon
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Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 6:02 pm
Blessed Blade Not that I don't like randomness, they're just not following the rules of turn-style battle. One attack per round." Psh. It's one counter to the attack,and one returning attack.
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Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 6:07 pm
Alamoria Blessed Blade Not that I don't like randomness, they're just not following the rules of turn-style battle. One attack per round." Psh. It's one counter to the attack,and one returning attack. No, they're firing off 2 or 3 attacks. Then the next person is blocking two or three attacks and firing off two or three more. Very uncouth. I have no idea what's where or why. I basically read their posts as an exercise in Zen. "What is the sound of one hand using a snake like a maracca?" xp
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Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 6:12 pm
Blessed Blade No, they're firing off 2 or 3 attacks. Then the next person is blocking two or three attacks and firing off two or three more. Very uncouth. I have no idea what's where or why. I basically read their posts as an exercise in Zen. "What is the sound of one hand using a snake like a maracca?" xp Right, fire off one attack. Give them a chance to block and send an attack back. To be honest, I haven't even read their posts cause they're long paragraphs.
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Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 8:32 pm
((What past tense was shifting there? you went from present to present)) The pillow bounced harmlessly off an invisible sheild in front of Lash Tamaron. "You seem to have forgotten something, my dear friend," Lash said, waving his finger back and forth, "If you're the prosecutor, that makes me the defense attorney." Lash Tamaron smiled from behind the tome in his hand, and his black wings flapped once in excitement. "The defense calls Head Thwomp, to testify all over the prosecutor." Overhead, a high-pitched whistle was heard descending onto the prosecutor's stand.
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Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 2:55 am
((There was supposed to be one... I messed up. Old habits die hard))
"Falcooone PAUNCH!" Blade punches straight up into the air, fury and fire filling the air around him. Thwomp crashes into his hand. Despite having his mouth tersed and his brow tensed in determination, the thwomp finally gives up and recedes again into the sky.
"Unfortunately for you, I'm not only the prosecution... I'm also the PERSECUTION!" A flurry of clothes, and Blade is dressed in a KKK uniform. "Never mind the fact that I'm black!"
A cricket chirps.
"No response to my distraction, I see... Well, Blizzaga!" The bowling alley where the trial is taking place is suddenly frigidly cold, the lanes icing over. A blast of sub-zero air and razor sharp icicles flies at Lash."
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Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 4:50 pm
Lash Tamaron plugs in the kotatsu that is the defense bench, weathering the attack with dignity while sipping hot cocoa.
"I don't think you've fully grasped the situation," Lash says, setting out a chessboard. "We shall never be equals so long as this chessboard stands, for some reason."
Lash Tamaron pulls his mask to the side. "It is the key to my sole."
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Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 4:19 am
Dressed yet in his white sheets, an icicle now hanging from his bent back hat (think Black Mage hat) Blade approaches the kotatsu and sits. With a sudden lunge, Blade takes a hold of Lash's foot. Jerking upwards, the air is filled with blanket and table and chess board, and dozens of chess pieces and checkers and uno cards as the kotatsu is thrown skywards. Examining the bottom of Lash's foot, "I have determined that there is no keyhole for any such key to fit into."
By this point all the chess and checker pieces have hit the ground, but a few of the Uno cards still flutter down. Blade reaches out the hand by which he isn't holding on to Lash's foot, and catches a card as it falls. Glancing over at it, he grins malevolently. "Unfortunately for you Wild Card. Also unfortunate for you, we're not playing Uno."
"RED!" The bowling alley lurches, losing balance on the giant rock it rested on floating in an active volcano. The south wing sets on fire as the building dips precipitously into the lava. Blade grips onto one of the ball returns as the angle of the floor reaches 10 degrees (the descending and on fire side on the far side of Lash from Blade.)
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Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 5:55 am
Lash glowers behind his mask, which has fallen back into place in the ruckus. His false leg comes away in Blade's hand as Lash stands up, the tilting angle of the floor meaningless to his ultra-magnetized geta. "I had a really good pun set up," he says. "I wasn't even going to play chess, I was just going to kick you in the face!" He looks down at the Blessed Blade. "Well, I suppose I still could..." He puts his palms together, fingers spread, at his side. " KAMEHAMEKICK!" Blue energy in the shape of a foot erupts from Lash's now outstretched hands, and races towards BB's face.
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Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 8:21 am
Sigh. It's sad that true random doesn't exist. Even what appears to be random to one person may seem perfectly logical to another. Computers can't even generate true random numbers. For the most part, they either begin to repeat eventually, or have a formula that uses a clock to derive it's output.
And for humans, don't even get me started.
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Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 7:50 pm
Alamoria Sigh. It's sad that true random doesn't exist. Even what appears to be random to one person may seem perfectly logical to another. Computers can't even generate true random numbers. For the most part, they either begin to repeat eventually, or have a formula that uses a clock to derive it's output. And for humans, don't even get me started. My mod choice, randomfies!!!! C:< Alamoria *Turns in to a kangaroo named cibblez and starts to dance to truffle shuffle, while reciting the pledge of allegiance to Mexico, and at the same time exploding Salvadorian frogs begin to rain down on the land, as the frogs sing lyrics by Danny Elfmen*
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