May 29th
Albaine: *wanders out into the clearing*
Ryo: *Hanging upside down, his knees hooked on a tree branch. Cocks his head when he sees Albaine, waves*
Albaine: *spots Ryo and waves* Hello.
Ryo: How are you?
Albaine: I'm alright. You?
Ryo: I'm fine *Swings, and with grace akin to a cat's, he grabs onto the ranch and easily slides his legs off it*
Albaine: That's good. *can't think of anything to talk about*
Ryo: *Straightens himself and cocks his head* Sorry again, about last time
Albaine: It's fine. *thinks it could have been worse*
Ryo: Still, it must not have been comfortable for you
Albaine: *shrugs* It wasn't, but really it's not your fault. *was really only uncomfortable from the conversation he had with Bo regarding the subject matter of the conversation Ryo is talking about*
Ryo: It may not entirely my fault, but I am not innocent either *Shoves his hands into his pockets* The man just pisses me off
Albaine: He probably does it on purpose. *remembers something Bo said that seems to prove that he finds entertainment in messing with people* Not that that changes anything. If anything it makes it worse.
Ryo: *Nods* I tend to pride myself on people not being able to read me. But from the moment I met the man, he knews what buttons to press with and pressing them did to me *Probaby saying more than he should on the matter, but the only other person he has to talk to about Bo with is Kevin*
Albaine: *nods sympathetically*
Ryo: *Sighs and leans back against the tree* At the same time for being sorry that you were there, I am thankful
Albaine: To help prevent you from fighting him physically, you mean?
Ryo: *Nods* Well, fighting is not the word. I'd have hit him, and he'd have run to my wife, who would then hit me for Bo
Albaine: *hides the fact that he finds this kind of amusing* Ah. I get it. *nods*
Ryo: Ever been in a situation like that?
Albaine: *thinks* ...no, not really. I
have been in a situation where someone pressed my buttons though. Never hit him though.
Ryo: Perhaps you have better restraint than I then
Albaine: Either that or a more considerate... *wonders what to use that can't describe both Bo and Blazon and fails miserably* ...yeah. He was probably more considerate.
Ryo: Your button presser was more considerate?
Albaine: *nods* Yeah, he was.
Ryo: Would you like to trade then?
Albaine: Unfortunately, he's not here.
Ryo: Such a shame. *Closes his eyes as he thinks* Maybe I could just smack him over the head with an oar, and then stick him in a boat to drift out to see while he's knocked out
Albaine: Would you have a way to prove that you didn't do it?
Ryo: This island is not as cheerful as it seems, it has murderers lurking in the shadows just like anywhere else. It just so happens that one even spends most of his time haunting the very building that Bo lives in
Albaine: *is not too surpised at that news, considering that technically he's a murderer* Would it be worth it? Especially considering the risk that he might find his way back. *knows that he wouldn't like it if someone shipped Blazon out to sea just because they didn't like them*
Ryo: It would not matter if he came back, as I would never say anything. It would simply be believed that he was killed *Shrugs, then just sighs. It's a pleasant thought, but he could never do it simply because it'd hurt Kevin*
Albaine: *gives up, not really sure what to talk about now*
Ish: Psst!
Ryo: *Ears shoot up at the sound*
Ish: *whispers from a push* You should have hot man sex~
Ryo: *Twitch*
Albaine: ...is someone talking to you? *has a sneaking suspicion of who it is*
Ryo: You don't want to know
Ish: Come on, get naked! *A video camera lens peeks out of the bush* I'll split my profits with you
Albaine: I think I already do know.
Ryo: It's best to just igore him
Ish: *Whines* Come on!
Albaine: Ah, okay. *ignores Ish*
Ish: I promist not to tell your wife if you do it
Ryo: *Twitches as he slowly starts to lose his patience* Does he do this to you often?
Albaine: *thinks* Not that I can remember. *thinks the closest thing he'd had to this was with Harold, and that wasn't nearly as bad*
Ish: Come on *Sulks*
Ryo: *Sighs and slips his sweater vest off*
Ish: Now that's what I'm talking about!
Albaine: ... *99% sure that Ryo is
not deciding to go along with Ish's demands* Warm?
Ryo: *Shakes his head* No *Walks ovr and plucks Ish out of the bush*
Ish: Hey!
Ryo; *Swiftly wraps his sweater vest around Ish's head and uses it as a gag*
Albaine: *smiles, amused at Ish's dilema* Well that seems to take care of the peanut gallery.
Ish: *Glowers and pouts*
Ryo: *Keeps a hold on Ish* It's only a temporary solution though
Albaine: *shrugs* I know.
Ryo: *Looks around for somewhere to stick Ish* Where can we put him?
Albaine: Just tie him up someplace. *hands over his whip*
Ryo: *Takes the whip, then picks a tree that's rather far away, ties Ish to it*
Ish: ;3;
Albaine: *still amused in his sadistic sense of humor*
Ryo: *Comes back* Well that fixes that for now. *Cocks his head as he debates something*
Albaine: *nods in agreement*
Ryo: I've heard a rumor, that Ish found himself a Namir that agreed to be his wife. A Namir named Ika
Albaine: Huh. *wonders if he should expect to be bothered by not one namir but two* Can't say I've heard of Ika. *very slight pause between of and Ika, evident of him stopping himself from assigning gender to namrah based on terms like wife*
Ryo: Maybe you should look into finding out who he is *Hooks his thumbs into his pockets* You could talk with him, see if he'll get Ish to leave you alone
Albaine: Do you know what he looks like? *doubts that Ish would tell him anything, or at least not without the price of him having to tell Ish something which Albaine probably won't want to tell*
Ryo: *Shakes his head* I've never seen him, but I imagine he lives around the island's main building
Albaine: ...main building? I didn't know the island had a main building. *never been to Riri's house*
Ryo: It's located in that direction *Points towards the main building* It's where the Namrah that belong to one of the main human's lives
Albaine: *notes the direction, though he thinks it would be rather strange to go there uninvited, and wonders how to get somebody who lives there to bring him there without it being weird*
Ryo: If you want, I could ask one of my sons to try and find him for you
Albaine: That would be nice. If you don't think they would mind, I mean. *isn't quite sure what he would think if his uncle asked him a favor for someone he didn't know, but has an idea he would do it, depending on what it was*
Ryo: I don't think they would mind. Though I'll probably have to bribe them with cookies
Albaine: Cookies? *wonders why cookies are a good bribing food*
Ryo: *Nods* They enjoy cookies
Albaine: Ah. *trying to think of baked goods he enjoys*
Ryo: Not a baked food person?
Albaine: I'm trying to think of a snack food that I like that comes out of the oven. I really don't snack much.
Ryo: Really?*Raises a brow* I'm partial to chocolate tarts drizzled in rasberry sauce myself...which I haven't made in quite a while *Starting to get hungry*
Albaine: *shakes his head at the 'really' comment* I really don't. *still trying to think of something he likes, when the thanksgiving memory hits him* Oh, I've had pumpkin pie before. That was pretty good.
Ryo; *Nods* Pumpkin pie is good, though that's more for holidays than an every day snack
Albaine: Yeah, I've only ever had it around Thanksgiving. *thinks that's a very weird holiday, and shakes his head at the memory of it* I have no idea why Blazon wanted me to cook enough food for 10 people when there was just us there. *only cooked enough for 3, and Blazon ate for the nonexistant third person*
Ryo: It is, and it's based off of nothing but lies. *cocks his head* But I suppose the thought surrounding the holiday is nice. But cooking an obnoxious amount of food seems to be part of the tradition
Albaine: I remember telling him that if he wanted a ridiculous amount of food he'd have to cook it himself. *shakes his head* Only time I ever had to use the fire extinguisher. I'm glad it was easy to figure out.
Ryo: *Brows shoot up* What'd he set on fire?
Albaine: Practically the whole kitchen. Don't even ask me how he managed
that one.
Ryo: *Bites back a chuckle* Your friend sounds rather interesting
Albaine: *nods* Yeah, he was definitely interesting. *misses him a bit* I wonder how he's doing.
Ryo: You have no way of getting in contact with where you came from?
Albaine: *shakes his head* No...and it would be weird for him to hear from me anyway.
Ryo: There is much weirder things than hearing from a dead friend
Albaine: I suppose. *smirks* I could return as a zombie and drag my decayed body over to wherever he's staying. That would probably scare the hell out of him. *smirk falls from his face* Eh, I probably wouldn't do that, even if I got a chance to. *doesn't fancy the idea of having to track down Blazon, or hang around in a decaying body*
Ryo: I think that would scare the hell out of anyone, anyone that doesn't live here anyways *Thinks of all the dead roaming around in Namiah* But when I said contact, I meant more like via email *Pulls a cell phone out of his pocket* Or through phone
Albaine: I tried calling his cell phone. It didn't work. I don't know his e-mail either. *knows practically nothing about the computer*
Ryo: *Sticks his phone back into his pocket* What happened when you tried his cell phone?
Albaine: It said the number didn't exist.
Ryo: Must be a bad connection *Lame joke*
Albaine: ...? I suppose so... *doesn't get the joke, and doesn't even know he's telling him a joke*
Ryo: *Isn't sure what to talk about now, looks over at where he tied up Ish. Blinks when he realizes that Ish is gone, but the whip and sweater vest are still there*
Albaine: *looks over at where Ryo is looking* Huh. He escaped. *wonder where he ran off to*
Ryo: He probably ran off to his little dwelling where he watches everyone from cameras that he has hidden all over the island
Albaine: He has cameras set up all over the island? *is not surprised*
Ryo: I like to think he does. The cameras are much better than him having the magical ability to find anyone he wants
Albaine: I suppose cameras would make sense. *never really thought much about it*
Ryo: *Nods and walks over ot retrieve his sweater vest and Albaine's whip*
Yetaru: *Shuffles out looking pale and lost, looks over at Albaine then back down at the ground*
Albaine: *recognizes Yetaru and waves at him*
Yetaru: *Hesitates then lifts a hand and waves slightly, then quickly pulls his hand back and whimpers as the voices in his head rage at him*
Ryo: *Slips his vest on and carries the whip back to Albaine. Pauses when he sees Yetaru*
Yetaru: *Eyes fill with tears as he shuffles over and latches onto Ryo's leg* Dun' hate me papa, they won't leave me alone
Albaine: *blinks, wondering what's going on*
Ryo: *Places a protective hand on Yetaru's head* I'm sorry, but I have to go
Yetaru: *Clings to Ryo while crying and babbling incoherently about the "Boo Men" and people hating him*
Albaine: *nods* It's alright. *waves goodbye to Yetaru and Ryo, and coils his whip back up, putting it away*
Ryo: *Picks Yetaru up and whispers words of comfort to his son as he carries him home*
Yetaru: *Clings to Ryo, relaxing a little. Sneaks a glance at Albaine before they slip out of sight, then clings harder since he's pretty sure that Albaine sees him as insane now*
Albaine: *wanders off, wondering who else he'll see tonight*