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Dangnabbit.
But you're wrong too, I'm a metal c**k, not a water one.
xd
All the signs in those 12 years are metal, I believe.

I don't know your ascendant, but I'll tell you your planets.
(All interpreted by yours truly! It'll be fun to read, because it has Fenny charm, and years of astrology study to work.)
I'm sure you've read about your sun sign (the main one that everyone talks about), Sagittarius. The constellation's story comes from the really awesome wise centaur who was hit with a poison dart. (tragic! D: ) And instead of being selfish with his final moments in life, he freed Prometheus by taking his place before he died.
So that means you're a brave, and a tragic person, but usually you pretend the drama doesn't get to you. Sometimes skeptical when it comes to religion, or astrology even.

Your moon sign (the constellation that was over the moon when you were born) rules over your inner self, or your hidden emotions, ans it is in Pisces. Which means you're secretly a sensitive dreamer and romantic person, but maybe more of a pushover than a regular Sagittarius.

Your mercury sign rules over the way you communicate, Mercury being the Roman equivalent of Hermes. (Yes?) And you have Sagittarius again. I think that means you're an honest and straight foreward talker, and you're usually more interested in the broad landscape instead of the little details. You probably talk a lot of traveling, whether it's wishful thinking, or just conversation.

Your venus sign rules over the way you love, (Venus - Aphrodite, ya dig?) and you have Sagittarius again. Holy freaking Eli. Anyway, that means that you're destined for a one true love in your life, but it might not end up that way. If you do find them, you'll be loving and faithful till you die, but if you don't, or pass them by, you'll stay a solitary rover, with short love affairs. The latter is more than likely to leave you feeling screwed over, because you probably know that "the one" really is out there.

Your mars rules over.. Can you guess? (Mars, Ares, yah. I bet you can.) Your anger, and sometimes lust. You have Gemini, the talkative, playful sign with a double personality. You probably like to argue. Sometimes, you find it fun. (it's ok, sometimes, I do too.) But I think this also means that if you're mad at someone, you'll take the cunning route to getting even. This is really different from all of your Sag signs, so it's probably not a very strong influence, but you definitely get the urge to spread rumors, or stab someone in the back when they've wronged you. As for the lusting part, you probably aren't the hugest horn ball, but you're definitely attracted to a lot of different people, usually because of good conversations, or other mental connections that you've had with them.

That's as far as I'll go, because Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Pluto take longer to transit into different signs since they're so far away, so they're a lot more general and vague anyway.
But it goes Leo, Capricorn, Capricorn, Scorpio.
(Ok. I lied. I'll tell you really quick what it means.
You attract luck when you're generous and creatively expressive. Also good leadership abilities.
You want a stable job, but you don't like the idea of working really hard for your wage.
Annnd you like the occult. Well, who doesn't?)
There. Done for real.

No I wasn't. They don't go in order like that. You're a watery c**k, my dear. xd

Yeah, lets stick with rooster. I don't want to refer to fenny as watery c**k.

Mmk! So I'm a Leo (July 27th, 1984)! Tell me what that's supposed to mean about me xd

edit: Oh and, I was born in Memphis, TN at 8:41 a.m.
(and ironically enough, my sister was also born at 8:41 a.m.! Only on March 9, 1989, also in Memphis, TN)

The Rat
Occupying the 1st and most prominent position on the Chinese Zodiac, the Rat symbolizes such character traits as wit, imagination and curiosity. Rats have keen observation skills and with those skills they’re able to deduce much about other people and situations. Overall, Rats are full of energy, talkative and charming but they have a tendency to become aggressive.
Rats are full of good advice but they will never share their troubles with others. They are honest individuals and they enjoy living for the moment. They’re also capable of surviving any situation.
Health - Overall Rats enjoy good health. They’re very active which helps keep them in shape and able to fight off sickness. They can at times be tense, aggressive, and full of nervous energy, conditions which can lead to stress. Regular exercise designed to calm will benefit Rats.
Career - Extremely perceptive and wise, Rats can focus on the big picture. That ability along with their good judgment enables Rats to solve problems before they arise. Rats focus on titles because titles translate into status and money; two motivating forces. Rats make excellent bosses. Routine halts their creativity so Rats need flexible positions that allow creativity. Good career choices include: administrator, director, manager, entrepreneur, broadcaster, writer, musician, stand-up comedian, politician, lawyer, researcher, and race car driver.
Relationships - Rats are very charming. They enjoy social activities and because they’re out a lot, they’re always meeting new people. They aren’t good at breaking off relationships however, and this presents problems going forward with new relationships. Anyone hoping to partner with a Rat must be able to keep up with the Rat’s active nature.
Rats are thought to be most compatible with Dragons and Monkeys. Least compatible with Horses and Rabbits.

Wood
In Chinese thought, Wood attributes are considered to be strength and flexibility, as with bamboo. It is also associated with qualities of warmth, generosity, co-operation and idealism. The Wood person will be expansive, outgoing and socially conscious. The wood element is one that seeks always to grow and expand. Wood heralds the beginning of life, springtime and buds, sensuality and fecundity. Wood needs moisture to thrive.
In Chinese astrology, wood is the element of Jupiter and the Azure Dragon.
Jupiter is associated in eastern culture, with warmth, generosity, and a co-operative nature.
The Azure Dragon of the East is one of the four Chinese constellations. It's the guardian of the east, it represents Springtime, and is also known as "The Green Dragon". Which is a Xena villain! Congrats. Your patron constellation killed Lao Ma. ninja
(Despite being a Wood Rat, Rats in general are governed by water, the element of the planet Mercury, winter, north, nighttime, coldness, and the color black. In Chinese Taoist thought, water is representative of intelligence and wisdom, flexibility, softness and pliancy; however, an over-abundance of the element is said to cause difficulty in choosing something and sticking to it. In the same way, water can be fluid and weak, but can also wield great power when it floods and overwhelms the land. The negative emotion associated with water is fear, while the positive emotion is calmness.)

Yang
Yin Yang is the perfect balance. Yin (black) being the cold, feminine side, Yang (white) being the warm, masculine side.
Yin is characterized as slow, soft, yielding, diffuse, cold, wet, or tranquil; and is associated with water, earth, the moon, femininity and nighttime.
Yang, by contrast, is fast, hard, solid, focused, hot, dry, or aggressive; and is associated with fire, sky, the sun, masculinity and daytime.
This matches your tropical element, fire. (In western astrology there is a wheel of the elements, fire, earth, water, and air. Fire being hot and dry, earth being cold and dry, water being cold and wet, and air being hot and wet.)




The only Wood Rat years in "recent" memory are 1924 and 1984. The next year of the Wood Rat, will be 2044.

Wood Rat - Not nearly as self-confident as they appear on the surface, Wood Rats will never expose this vulnerability to others. They’re successful despite their perpetual fear of failing. Wood Rats enjoy being with friends and family and fortunately for them, feelings of love and respect are mutual.

You can interpret the influence of Jupiter, the Azure Dragon, and Yang, however you want.

Thanks for all that info! A lot of it corresponds to my personality, though some of it is just a little off. And I'm pretty depressed that my patron constellation killed Lao Ma. I heart Lao Ma crying

Ohwoooah, total mind trip.
burning_eyes
I thought I was a metal c**k since 4fva.