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 Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 5:04 pm
Joker looked at the bomb's fuse and laughed hysterically.
"HAHAHAHAHEEHEEHOHOOHOOHAHAHA!!! PIRATE ROULETTE! YAY!
He danced around a bit, caught up in the excitement of it all. He liked Zephyr. She knew how to keep things entertaining. If it wasn't for Harley, he'd probably try to work with her much more often.
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 7:18 pm
Zephyr perked up at the mention of Pirate Roulette.
"Hot potato anyone?" She smiled at the idea.
"Uncle J will go first!!!! Uncle J goes first! Catch it and pass it on! Hot Potato Hot Potato!" She decided, tossing him the bomb with a smile.
"I like's potatoes..."
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 8:39 pm
Markuro growled. "Why does everybody think I'm flirtin'? I just said 'babe'," he muttered, cursing under his breath shortly after. It wasn't like he'd shown much respect for women, anyways.
Firecracker rolled his eyes and plopped back down on his bottom as the remaining villains decided to play with a bomb. "And they wonder how I did this... It's called CAUTION!" he shouted, pouting and throwing his face into his hands. His long, black bangs fell down into his eyes and hid his bitter scowling.
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Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:38 am
"Sure thing, babe." Meander said with a wink.
"HOT POTATO!" she shouted gleefully.
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Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 5:45 pm
Joker gleefully catches the bomb, but before tossing it again, writes 'Batsy' on it with the aforementioned permanent marker. Then, eyeing Firecracker, he tosses it to him somewhat quickly, saying, "THINK FAST, GLOOMY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
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Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 7:08 pm
Zephyr laughed and applauded.
"Yeah, Mr. Grumpsy, join the game! You'll never get a date with me at this rate!" She teased.
What she didn't mention was that she was already engaged, and even if they did go on a date she would only further test his piratitude by ditching him from where ever they eat, then timing his escape and seeing if he paid or not. Because a REAL pirate would be able to get out of that situation no problem. Still, no use wasting this opportunity he set up for himself, right?
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Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 4:13 pm
Firecracker grimaced when Meander referred to him as "babe." He stared at the word "Batsy" on the side of the bomb. Weird. His eyes widened, watching the sleek bomb hurtle towards him. "AAAAAAAAHHHH CRAP!!!" he screeched, kicking it away from him, back towards Zephyr.
"I don't want to date you, dang it!" he growled. Markuro was too in love with himself to actually love anyone else, but he would certainly enjoy having a girl to tag along- only if she were to fuel his ego. He couldn't stand girls that tried to push him around. He would wear the pants in the relationship! "SO I SWEAR IT!" he shouted aloud, not completely aware that no one even knew what he was thinking.
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Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 8:17 pm
Zephyr laughed, "Awe, no need to be shy!" She ignored his coment, caught the bomb, then frowned at it.
"Zephyr's bored with this game..." She closed her eyes and huffed it over her shoulder with a high chin, just as it exploded.
"Lets play something else!" She decided.
"Like.....um....well..." She tried to think of something else that would be fun to play, but was having a brain fart.
"I've got it!!! Lets loot the nearby stored to play dress up! Only, you've got to be dressed up in something the other person chooses! Each person gets to pick one outfit for you to wear, and you get to pick one outfit for each person, then when it's all said and done you pick the outfit you liked best and the person who gets the most votes wins!" She smiled with excitement, then pointed at Fircracker with a friendly smile.
"And we should force him to play, whether he wants to or not...just to spice things up a bit..."
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 1:28 pm
"Actually, I was thinking about a different game..." Joker replied with a maniacal grin. "I was thinking maybe we should do whatever it took to draw out the Batman from wherever he is now and try to kill him! Who's with me?!"
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 4:19 pm
Zephyr frowned, and slumped a bit.
"But..we ALLWAYS play that game..." She sighed, then walked off into the nearby apartment complex. When she came out she was leading a little boy by the hand.
"You want to play pirates and meet Batman, right kid?" She asked him.
"Yeah!" He said with excitement.
"Alright then," she smiled and pulled out her pistol to hold against his head,
"Batman's got five minutes to show up before I blow this kids brains out!" She yelled out with a smile.
"You think that'll work?"
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 7:10 pm
Firecracker stretched and leaned back, slumping onto the floor. "Uh... With all of the crazy crap going on, I don't think shouting into the night air will do much," he breathed out.
Markuro grimaced at the Joker's idea of a game. Didn't everyone do that? "Joker, why are you so obsessed with him? What, he your lover or something?" he growled and yawned, dozing off.
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 7:46 pm
Zephyr stared at Firecracker.
"Damn...he's right..." Then she got an idea, and shot him in the leg.
"Man down, Kid being held Hostage, Rogues on the loose, someone call Batman already!!!!" She shouted, stomping up and down. She turned to a startled girl in the crowd with a friendly smile.
"Can I borrow that cell phone? Kay, thanks!" She grabbed it from the girl and dialed 9-1-1.
"Yo, Gordon, Party down at the docks, Rogue style. Call Batman and tell him he's invited. We've already got several civilian casualties, one noob villain casualty, and a-" she paused her to ask the kid,
"How old are you? Right, thanks," then uncover the phone with her hand,
"eight year old kid being held hostage who's rearing to meet his hero. Call Batman up and tell him to get his a** down here or things will go from grim to much much worse. Kay? Thanks." She hung up the cell phone and turned to give it back to the girl, but she was already long gone. So she shrugged and pocketed it.
"Finders keepers..."
Then at long last she turned to the Joker with a frown.
"Uncle J, I hate to do this, but as Pirate Queen, I'm calling rank!" She raised her hand as if she were in school.
"Zephyr gets to pick the next game after this one, and anyone who disagrees can walk the plank!" She paused to think.
"Maybe you can make him laugh some? Mr. Batman's such a grouch...it's no fun..." She added with a pout.
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 7:57 pm
"YYAAAAAAAAAH!!!" Markuro yelped, grabbing his leg in pain as spurts of blood spat out bit by bit.
In a a roar of anger, Firecracker grabbed his cracker pistols in his hands and started shooting firecrackers left and right, not caring to look to see who they hit. "SOMEBODY'S HEAD BETTER EXPLODE IN THE NEXT FEW SECONDS, OR SO HELP ME GOD!"
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:01 pm
Zephyr eyed Firecracker with sudden interest.
"I wonder, If I tranquilize it while it bleeds, will that have some kind of medical affect that will end up killing it?" She thought out loud to herself. Then she raised a tranquilizer gun with a smile.
"Don't care!" And fired, once again hitting him in the leg.
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:08 pm
"AACK! YOU STUPID LITTLE!-" Firecracker's body locked up, and his eyes rolled into the back of his head. Within moments, his head slammed back down onto the pavement and he passed out...
[[ I'll wake up in a bit! Once some other people post, lol. ]]
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