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 Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 11:03 am
Granted! You can clean them by punching them. Unfortunately, punching also breaks them, so soon you have a pile of broken stuff - but it's all so clean!
I wish I had a bicycle.
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Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 11:22 am
Granted, here's a miniature bicycle. Fits in your pocket! You'll never be without it this way.
I wish I could snap my fingers and be clean from body odor bacteria, dirt and dead skin.
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Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2011 1:51 pm
Granted! Unfortunately, all the good bacteria is cleared from you as well, so as a result you get sick REALLY easily and are always in the hospital. But you smell really good!
I wish I could see perfectly without glasses.
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Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 11:55 am
Granted!
You see everything perfectly - as long as it's NOT behind glass.
So, you can't see through windows, including car windows. Or TV screens. Or your monitor. You can't even see what's inthat glass you're holding. And since mirrors are made of glass, you can no longer see your reflection.
But you can read just fine, so be happy!
I wish I could get another kitten, or two. Or three...
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Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 3:57 pm
Granted! You get a kitten that will perfectly satisfy your kitten craving! Every time you feed it, it multiplies! So you will soon end up with many, many, many, many, many, many, many adorable kittens to love! heart
I wish that my back was all healed and perfect.
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Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 10:06 pm
Granted! Your back is healed and perfect, and will never trouble you again!
But your arms and legs are all broken... sorry about that!
I wish Sugar Rush would go up to one million on the mp tomorrow!
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Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2011 9:19 pm
Granted! The Sugar Rush ring rises in price to one million, but immediately plummets to an all time low as a glitch causes them to be a common prize in the daily chance.
I wish I could mimic any voice!
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Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 10:47 am
Granted! You can now mimic any voice, but this ability is random and constant - you never know how you'll sound when you say something...
I wish I had a new pair of sneakers.
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Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 5:17 pm
Granted! You win a brand new pair of shoes in a randomized sweepstakes! Too bad they are just small enough to be uncomfortable and look like this! I wish I hadn't wasted so much time looking up horrible shoes!
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Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 9:28 am
Granted, that time was replaced making them with your own foot skin and traveling to that sidewalk to take the picture.... I think that took more time, though.
I wish I could write just as neat, but lots faster.
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Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 7:28 pm
Granted! You now write so fast that you fracture your wrists every time you attempt to write more than a dozen words at once. Giving your hands a break to prevent this now takes three times as long as writing used to be.
I wish the earth would expand in size to accommodate increasing population.
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Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 7:47 pm
Granted! Now the earth is bigger, but there is more population than ever.
It seems that it was a total waste, cause the population is growing and growing out of control, and it seems that there arent enough food and animals to keep the food chain sufficiant.
I wish I could fly...
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I married a Lego Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 8:16 pm
Granted! You wake up to discover that you have transformed into a common housefly. You can now fly; enjoy the next three to four weeks of your life avoiding predators, dodging tools of destruction, eating rotting meat, and seeing in all directions at once!
I wish I made more than minimum wage. -_-
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Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 11:15 am
Granted! You now make $20 an hour! Unforunately, you only work for one hour a day Monday-Friday.
I wish my CD player wasn't broken.
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Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 3:37 pm
Granted! Your CD player works perfectly! Too bad all your CD's are too scratched to be read on anything.
I wish my laptop battery lasted longer.
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