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AshoftheMidnightRose Crew
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 Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 10:51 pm
Auradria Riddle "Short, who are you calling short, I am not short, I am vertically challanged get it right." ~Me. "Gravaty is agenst me..." ~Me ...I'll brake down your feet and stick them on your head!" ~Edward Elric (FMA) I did something like that!! Ashley = A Me = K Hope = H H: Hey Smurf. Howya' doin'? K: ........do you even know my real name? xd A: Of course not! Short people don't have names! Why would they need one of those?! xd K: stare I'm not that short... H: Are too. *rests arm on K's head* whee A: Shorty... mrgreen K: Hey! We prefer the phrase "vertically challenged"!! scream H and A: .....................*laugh uncontrollably* rofl K: ...........*turns red and steams, glaring at them* evil
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 9:37 pm
"Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm"
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AshoftheMidnightRose Crew
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AshoftheMidnightRose Crew
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 10:36 pm
"I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy "
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Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 2:01 pm
" 'Now, m-mom... We spoke about this. Don't sexually harass the grandchildren.'
'Well, they're bursting out of her collar like a couple of cantaloupes! How could I not grab 'em!'"
--Chibi Vampire, vol. 5
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AshoftheMidnightRose Crew
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 6:26 pm
Umexchan " 'Now, m-mom... We spoke about this. Don't sexually harass the grandchildren.' 'Well, they're bursting out of her collar like a couple of cantaloupes! How could I not gram 'em!'" --Chibi Vampire, vol. 5 e_O;;.............::cough::......
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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:42 am
"HE'S AN a*****e!!" - Marty McFly "Back to the Future Part III"
"I hate manure!!!" - Biff Tannon and "Mad Dog" Tannon "Back to the Future Part II & III
B = Myself
S = Sami
M = Mikey
M: You know I was reading this Hentai Manga thi-
S: IS THAT THE ONLY THING YOU CAN TALK ABOUT!?
B: Sam you have to realize.....he's a guy. Boobies make his head go 'round....*looks at Sami's chest* I'd cover up if I were you.
S: Why?
B: DO YOU NOT NOTICE THOSE BOULDERS ON YOUR CHEST!?
M: Kuri Kuri?
S: *Covers her chest* Brady you've taught him naughty things.
B: This coming from my ex.
S: What's THAT mean?
B: Nothing.....just saying........I'm not gonna finish that sentence.
*All the girls in the group look at me with evil eyes. I then get kicked in the chest*
"OMG A PENNY!"
"No s**t Sherlock!!"
"Somebody shot you in the a**?"
"Ya, it was you!"
"What!? Well....I know I was shootin'.....I did a lot of that...But DAMN somebody shot you in the a**!!"
"Ya think!?" -Martin Lawrince and Will Smith Bad Boys II
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AshoftheMidnightRose Crew
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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 7:39 pm
"We have found that it's much easier to restrain our wrath when the other fellow is bigger than we are."
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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 1:49 pm
" 'Math is his weakness."
I snorted. 'And English, history, geography, science--'
'Not true!'
'He isn't even good at being gay. When's the last time you saw him with a boyfriend?'
'When's the last time we saw you with a girlfriend?' she shot back. 'I guess you're not very good at being straight.' "
--Born to Rock by Gordon Korman
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AshoftheMidnightRose Crew
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Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 1:59 pm
"Previously on As the Vampire Sparkles, emoteen Bella Swan moves to a tiny little depressing rainy town and won't shut up about it. There she meets a mysterious boy who turns out to be a 100+ year-old vampire who literally sparkles "like diamonds" in direct sunlight and reads minds (but not hers), and after three hundred pages of Bella wondering why he's so mean to her and why he's so weird and why he's not being mean to her anymore and what his deal is and if he likes her and if he actually loves her and how much he loves her and how he could possibly love as someone as Mary Sue plain and boring and clumsy as she is and if his vampire family will like her, a plot finally shows up, but it doesn't last very long. And then they go to prom. In the second book, Edward the sparkling vampire leaves Bella for her own good, and she spends most of the book trying to kill herself with motorcycles and cliff-diving. Sort of. And then her best friend falls in love with her and turns out to be a werewolf, but Bella runs away to save Edward from committing suicide by public sparkling in Italy. In the third book, Jacob the best friend/boyfriend wannabe/werewolf turns into a total a*****e trying to force himself on Bella, and a vampire with a grudge from the first book is trying to kill her, but more importantly, Bella and Edward argue about whether they should have sex, get married, and/or vampirize Bella, and in what order.
Hand to God, I did not make one word of that up. Twilight means never having to say you're kidding."
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Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 7:03 pm
B: Me
S: Sami
M: Mikey
Sh: Shaily
M: Man this one H-
B: Stop right there! This is about another hentai manga isn't it?
M: Yes.
S: *covers her boobs*
B: Mikey you gotta stop thinking about boobs and kuri kuri and all that other stuff.
M: Why?
B: You'll never get a girl.
M: HEY!! I've had a girl.
B: For how long.
M: .......A week.
B: *puts his arm over Sami's shoulder* 5 1/2 months
S: *lifts up his jacket* BOOBIES!!
B & M: *turn red*
Sh: BOOBIES!!! *huggles onto Sami's boobs.*
B: TxT I remember those days.
M: You used to do that?
B: More or less.
*Both get swatted with make shift paper fans* S & Sh: Bakas
B: HE'S THE ONE WHO TALKS ABOUT KURI KURI!!!
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Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 5:28 pm
"All I'm saying is that if he was a REAL Captain, he'd have an actual crew on that dinky little ship of his."
"Brendan. It's just a CEREAL!"
"I know! But, I don't think he's always been a captain! I think he used to be a PIRATE! That's probably how he earned that evil nickname of his! Cause he would crunch the bones of his enemies under his mighty boots! Of doom..."
"Brendan, he's just a cereal mascot! He doesn't have a violent backstory!"
"That's just what they want you to think! I think this is the place."
"It better be! If I don't get home tonight, it'll be YOUR bones being crunched!"
--Pokemon X
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Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 6:25 pm
Me = B
Sami = S
Mikey = M
Ryan = R
Other people in Tokyo Hop = OpiTH
B: "Watch this." *shows Sami a picture of Brook from One Piece*
S: *Glomps B*
B: "See."
M: "Wow.....lucky b*****d."
B: "Watch this!!" *show Sami all the pictures of Brook*
S: "Step away from the table and move the chair...."
B: *Moves everything*
S: *Flying Glomp*
R: ".......I don't know what to say....
B: "You all have to watch this." *said sitting down at a PC, brings up a picture of Slash (From Guns N Roses), and Brook*
S: "SQUEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!!" *glomps throwing B off of chair*
B: "CAN'T BREATH!"
OpiTH: "Wow......DO IT AGAIN!!!!!!"
Now do to all of the glomping I have back problems at the moment.
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Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 10:15 am
"Unbeknownst to the modern world, the Triforce actually exists. Unlike The Legend of Zelda, however, the pieces of the Triforce are named the Triforce of Vin Diesel, the Triforce of Mr. T, and the Triforce of Chuck Norris, all held by Vin Diesel, Mr. T, and Chuck Norris, respectively. If all the pieces of the Triforce come together, there will come a power the universe has never seen. The reason the Triforce hasn't been united today lies in three simple facts: Chuck Norris thinks mohawks are gay, Mr. T thinks beards are gay, and that Vin Diesel thinks hair in general is gay."
--Unknown origin
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Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 4:24 pm
"the rabbits started it!" (fire at flea market)
"mmmmm....Roast Rabbit.....*drool*"
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Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 12:54 am
"I just got groped by a gay man!!" -Sami
"Why is it when ever we hang out we seem to talk about boobs of some sort?" - Me
"Nothing can happen till you swing the bat." - Haruko "Furi Kuri"
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