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 Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 9:04 am
ほどうぞいにわこすえにさくゆきのはな
しろいきゃんばすらくがきのろめん
つめたいてかさねあいあたためあう
She doesn't love us anymore.
:c
ふりかえりみればならぶあしあと
ころんだあとをながめほほえみあうふゆのひ
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 10:12 am
I still think it's a glitch. The admin might fix her back.... I think. sweatdrop
EDIT: She's back.
Jisen Meizuki: [10:16] *glare* .... Hello, again.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:15] Ships are safe in harbor, but they were never meant to stay there.
Jisen Meizuki: [10:16] ... Was it due to Hurricane Ike?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:16] You have an ambitious nature and may make a name for yourself.
Jisen Meizuki: [10:16] But I don't have any ambition right now.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [10:16] You're being followed. Cut out the hanky-panky for a few days.
Jisen Meizuki: [10:17] eek gonk
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Lieutenant Commander Data
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 10:56 am
Lieutenant Commander Data: [6:43] Well.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:43] You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
Lieutenant Commander Data: [6:43] You smell funny/
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:43] You have an unusual understanding of the problems of human relationships.
Lieutenant Commander Data: [6:43] But I am an android!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:43] You're working under a slight handicap. You happen to be human.
Lieutenant Commander Data: [6:43] NO!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:43] Love is in the offing. Be affectionate to one who adores you.
Lieutenant Commander Data: [6:44] But... I am an android! Are you LISTENING to me?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:44] You teach best what you most need to learn.
Lieutenant Commander Data: [6:44] What?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:44] Your love life will be... interesting.
Lieutenant Commander Data: [6:44] I AM INCAPABLE OF EMOTION
!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:44] This will be a memorable month -- no matter how hard you try to forget it.
Lieutenant Commander Data: [6:45] I cannot forget anything. I could delete it from my memory, but that would be irrational.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:45] You will always have good luck in your personal affairs.
Lieutenant Commander Data: [6:45] Thank you.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:46] Next Friday will not be your lucky day. As a matter of fact, you don't
have a lucky day this year.
Lieutenant Commander Data: [6:46] YOUR FACE DOESN'T HAVE A LUCKY DAY
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:46] You love peace.
Lieutenant Commander Data: [6:46] I love gold.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:46] Truth will out this morning. (Which may really mess things up.)
Lieutenant Commander Data: [6:46] Er, it's evening. Silly bot.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:46] You learn to write as if to someone else because NEXT YEAR YOU WILL BE
"SOMEONE ELSE."
Lieutenant Commander Data: [6:46] "THANK YOU."
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:46] Your goose is cooked.
(Your current chick is burned up too!)
Lieutenant Commander Data: [6:47] My current-- I am afraid I am not completely proficient in my knowledge of human 'slang'. I have no chicken.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:47] Ships are safe in harbor, but they were never meant to stay there.
Lieutenant Commander Data: [6:47] What did you mean by 'chick'?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:47] You're definitely on their list. The question to ask next is what list it is.
Lieutenant Commander Data: [6:47] The question to ask next is what a chick is.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:47] Write yourself a threatening letter and pen a defiant reply.
Lieutenant Commander Data: [6:48] Dear Mr. Data,
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:48] Everything will be just tickety-boo today.
Lieutenant Commander Data: [6:48] I would like you to make this guild bot shut up for just a moment while I'm speaking.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:48] Your love life will be... interesting.
Lieutenant Commander Data: [6:49] If you do not comply, I will be forced to operate your off-switch.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:49] Don't go surfing in South Dakota for a while.
Lieutenant Commander Data: [6:49] Yours threateningly,
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:49] Be free and open and breezy! Enjoy! Things won't get any better so
get used to it.
Lieutenant Commander Data: [6:49] Mr. Data.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:49] You will obey or molten silver will be poured into your ears.
Lieutenant Commander Data: [6:49] What the--
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:49] Never commit yourself! Let someone else commit you.
Lieutenant Commander Data: [6:49] Are you Davros?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:49] Just because the message may never be received does not mean it is
not worth sending.
Lieutenant Commander Data: [6:49] Are you insane Davros?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:49] Are you sure the back door is locked?
Lieutenant Commander Data: [6:49] THE BACK DOOR IS NOT LOCKED
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:49] Things will be bright in P.M. A cop will shine a light in your face.
Lieutenant Commander Data: [6:50] Anyway, back to my defiant reply.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:50] If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair.
Lieutenant Commander Data: [6:50] Shut up.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:50] You will obey or molten silver will be poured into your ears.
Lieutenant Commander Data: [6:50] Dear Mr. Data,
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:50] Good night to spend with family, but avoid arguments with your mate's
new lover.
Lieutenant Commander Data: [6:51] I should like very much to express my disapproval with your request that I shut this bot up, but I am tempted to shut it up anyway.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:51] Stay away from hurricanes for a while.
Lieutenant Commander Data: [6:51] Yours not-very-defiantly,
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:51] You attempt things that you do not even plan because of your extreme stupidity.
Lieutenant Commander Data: [6:51] Mr. Data.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:51] You will win success in whatever calling you adopt.
Lieutenant Commander Data: [6:51] Thank you.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:51] You are not dead yet. But watch for further reports.
Lieutenant Commander Data: [6:52] Reports... as in television reports? YOU'RE KIRA! OR I'M KIRA! OR... WHAT THE HELL!?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:52] You have the power to influence all with whom you come in contact.
Lieutenant Commander Data: [6:52] I'M KIRA!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:52] Exercise caution in your daily affairs.
Lieutenant Commander Data: [6:52] I WILL! I SHALL ALSO EXERCISE CAUTION IN NOT BEING CAUGHT BY THE POLICE!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:52] You will overcome the attacks of jealous associates.
Lieutenant Commander Data: [6:52] ...
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:52] You will obey or molten silver will be poured into your ears.
Lieutenant Commander Data: [6:52] HOW DARE YOU THREATEN ME?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:52] A day for firm decisions!!!!! Or is it?
Lieutenant Commander Data: [6:53] I-- I do believe I am suffering from multiple personality disorder. I am Data-- yet, at the same time, I am--
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:53] You will become rich and famous unless you don't.
Lieutenant Commander Data: [6:53] I'm Light Yagami.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:53] You will be attacked by a beast who has the body of a wolf, the tail of
a lion, and the face of Donald Duck.
Lieutenant Commander Data: [6:54] OH NOES
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:54] You will be attacked by a beast who has the body of a wolf, the tail of
a lion, and the face of Donald Duck.
Lieutenant Commander Data: [6:54] You're repeating yourself.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:54] Fortune: You will be attacked next Wednesday at 3:15 p.m. by six samurai
sword wielding purple fish glued to Harley-Davidson motorcycles.
Oh, and have a nice day!
-- Bryce Nesbitt '84
Lieutenant Commander Data: [6:55] But I thought I was going to be attacked by a beast who has the body of a wolf, the tail of a lion, and the face of Donald Duck.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:55] You feel a whole lot more like you do now than you did when you used to.
Lieutenant Commander Data: [6:55] Thank you.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:55] You're growing out of some of your problems, but there are others that
you're growing into.
Lieutenant Commander Data: [6:55] Goodnight.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:55] You'll feel much better once you've given up hope.
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 11:09 am
Zelym: [1:55] How dare you tip in Isadora! Se wasn't supposed to know I was stalking her!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:55] Things will be bright in P.M. A cop will shine a light in your face.
Zelym: [1:56] ...Were you inadvertently looking out for my safety?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:56] Never be led astray onto the path of virtue.
Zelym: [1:56] ...I-I see... Thank you.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:56] Your boss is a few sandwiches short of a picnic.
Zelym: [1:56] I'll remedy that for him.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:56] You will pioneer the first Martian colony.
Zelym: [1:57] With this picnic? Holy s**t. ******** yes.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:57] You will be misunderstood by everyone.
Zelym: [1:57] Oh, I already am.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:57] You are so boring that when I see you my feet go to sleep.
Zelym: [1:59] ...What a sudden rude change.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:59] Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone.
Zelym: [2:00] You should be tellign this to Rei, not me.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [2:00] You will reach the highest possible point in your business or profession.
Zelym: [2:00] Ah, so you see my intelligence! Anyway, I must go post this information.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [2:00] You don't become a failure until you're satisfied with being one.
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 12:12 pm
Quote: Hatori Miharu: [12:09] You! [NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:09] Don't worry. Life's too long. -- Vincent Sardi, Jr. Hatori Miharu: [12:09] I just got here and you want me to die already?! Dx [NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:09] Beauty and harmony are as necessary to you as the very breath of life. Hatori Miharu: [12:09] But according to you... [NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:09] You look like a million dollars. All green and wrinkled. Hatori Miharu: [12:09] Ew. o_O [NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:09] Your aim is high and to the right. Hatori Miharu: [12:09] Eh? [NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:10] Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals. Hatori Miharu: [12:09] Uh. [NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:10] You will be attacked by a beast who has the body of a wolf, the tail of a lion, and the face of Donald Duck. Hatori Miharu: [12:10] Dx [NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:10] Stay away from flying saucers today. Hatori Miharu: [12:10] So, I'm going to be abducted , then killed? [NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:10] "Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it." -- Marvin, "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" Hatori Miharu: [12:10] o_o [NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:10] You too can wear a nose mitten. Hatori Miharu: [12:10] Nose mitten...? [NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:10] You had some happiness once, but your parents moved away, and you had to leave it behind. Hatori Miharu: [12:10] We've never moved... [NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [12:11] Try to have as good a life as you can under the circumstances. This thing really does have it out for us. >_>
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 12:23 pm
Lieutenant Commander Data: [8:20] How are you gentlemen!!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:20] You're being followed. Cut out the hanky-panky for a few days.
Lieutenant Commander Data: [8:20] All your base are belong to us.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:20] You are confused; but this is your normal state.
Lieutenant Commander Data: [8:20] You are on the way to destruction.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:20] You will be winged by an anti-aircraft battery.
Lieutenant Commander Data: [8:20] What you say!!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:20] You need no longer worry about the future. This time tomorrow you'll be dead.
Hmm...
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Lieutenant Commander Data
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 12:34 pm
AoiX: [1:20] Testing
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:20] This life is yours. Some of it was given to you; the rest, you made yourself.
AoiX: [1:20] True
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:20] Celebrate Hannibal Day this year. Take an elephant to lunch.
AoiX: [1:21] No thanks I'm trying to cut down.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:21] You may be infinitely smaller than some things, but you're infinitely
larger than others.
AoiX: [1:21] Ok, I'll give you that.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:21] Give thought to your reputation. Consider changing name and moving to
a new town.
AoiX: [1:22] Thought about it but its too expensive. Why? Am I in danger?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:22] You're definitely on their list. The question to ask next is what list it is.
AoiX: [1:23] What list is it?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:23] Beware the one behind you.
AoiX: [1:24] You lie! No ones there......that I can see. What list?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:24] While you recently had your problems on the run, they've regrouped and
are making another attack.
AoiX: [1:24] Anyway to stop them?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:24] You have the power to influence all with whom you come in contact.
AoiX: [1:25] Then all is not lost. I'll fight with my friends.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:25] You will soon forget this.
AoiX: [1:25] Wha?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:25] You seek to shield those you love and you like the role of the provider.
AoiX: [1:26] So even though they'll help I need to go at this alone to protect them?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [1:26] You will be surprised by a loud noise.
AoiX: [1:26] GAH!!!!
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 1:23 pm
The internet freezes on me every time I try to talk to it.
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 1:34 pm
I forgot most of the words to this song, sadly, but I tried to sing to it.
Zelym: [4:29] Lunatic Fringe!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:29] You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading
this sort of trash.
Zelym: [4:29] I know you're out there.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:29] Tomorrow, this will be part of the unchangeable past but fortunately,
it can still be changed today.
Zelym: [4:30] You're in hiding!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:29] You will be the last person to buy a Chrysler.
Zelym: [4:30] Where you hold your meetings.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:30] Fortune: You will be attacked next Wednesday at 3:15 p.m. by six samurai
sword wielding purple fish glued to Harley-Davidson motorcycles.
Oh, and have a nice day!
-- Bryce Nesbitt '84
Zelym: [4:30] We can here you coming.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:30] Try to have as good a life as you can under the circumstances.
Zelym: [4:31] We can hear the footsteps.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:31] You'll never see all the places, or read all the books, but fortunately,
they're not all recommended.
Zelym: [4:31] We all know you're out there.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:31] Caution: breathing may be hazardous to your health.
Zelym: [4:32] Can you hear the... Thunder!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:32] You have Egyptian flu: you're going to be a mummy.
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 2:18 pm
Quote: Hatori Miharu: [2:15] It's... KIRA!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [2:15] You will overcome the attacks of jealous associates.
Hatori Miharu: [2:15] Orly nao?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [2:15] Best of all is never to have been born. Second best is to die soon.
Hatori Miharu: [2:15] You really are Kira. D:
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [2:15] You have the body of a 19 year old. Please return it before it gets wrinkled.
Hatori Miharu: [2:15] I'm not 19 yet though. And that's obviously a wish for me to die.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [2:16] You will pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please disregard
this message.
Hatori Miharu: [2:16] =
Pay for you sins with death. -Ledah, Riviera: The Promised Land
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [2:16] Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.
-- Ashleigh Brilliant
Hatori Miharu: [2:16] Don't answer my quote with a quote. D:
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [2:17] You will be attacked by a beast who has the body of a wolf, the tail of
a lion, and the face of Donald Duck.
Hatori Miharu: [2:17] I really hate you.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [2:17] You will obey or molten silver will be poured into your ears. Quote:
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [2:19] You will step on the night soil of many countries.
Hatori Miharu: [2:19] o.O I'm an assassin?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [2:19] That secret you've been guarding, isn't.
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 4:33 pm
singin Fighter: [4:30] silent today??
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:30] You will overcome the attacks of jealous associates.
singin Fighter: [4:30] But i dont have those!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:30] An avocado-tone refrigerator would look good on your resume.
singin Fighter: [4:31] avacado wha?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:30] You will pioneer the first Martian colony.
singin Fighter: [4:31] WOO Alright
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:30] Try the Moo Shu Pork. It is especially good today.
singin Fighter: [4:31] Hey your not that bad
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:30] Excellent day for putting Slinkies on an escalator.
singin Fighter: [4:31] Alright ima do it
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:31] Time to be aggressive. Go after a tattooed Virgo.
singin Fighter: [4:31] ????
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:31] Live in a world of your own, but always welcome visitors.
singin Fighter: [4:31] Im trying
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:31] Your aim is high and to the right.
singin Fighter: [4:32] Exactly when i shoot my bow!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:31] You will soon meet a person who will play an important role in your life.
singin Fighter: [4:32] How'd you know?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:31] Your heart is pure, and your mind clear, and your soul devout.
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 4:42 pm
Master Yngwie: [6:36] Alright. Next question. What would you do if you ate a mushroom and then saw Burger King on fire singing What is Love?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:36] You will meet an important person who will help you advance professionally.
Master Yngwie: [6:36] Answer the question.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:36] You're growing out of some of your problems, but there are others that
you're growing into.
Master Yngwie: [6:37] ... What does that mean?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:37] Your love life will be happy and harmonious.
Master Yngwie: [6:38] That's what she said... Hey, wait! ANSWER THE QUESTION!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:38] You can create your own opportunities this week. Blackmail a senior executive.
Master Yngwie: [6:38] I'll blackmail your a** if you don't answer me!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:38] You have a truly strong inspaniduality.
Master Yngwie: [6:39] ... Uhh... Yeah, I do! Now answer the damn question!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:39] You should emulate your heros, but don't carry it too far. Especially
if they are dead.
Master Yngwie: [6:40] That's not- are you going to answer me or not?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:40] Your depth of comprehension may tend to make you lax in worldly ways.
Master Yngwie: [6:40] *Emulates dead hero and kills self*
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:40] Time to be aggressive. Go after a tattooed Virgo.
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 4:55 pm
Master Yngwie Paranoia_favorate read the last post on page 2 That was hilarious. I'm disturb now with that conversation.
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 4:55 pm
Master Yngwie Master Yngwie: [6:36] Alright. Next question. What would you do if you ate a mushroom and then saw Burger King on fire singing What is Love? [NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:36] You will meet an important person who will help you advance professionally. Master Yngwie: [6:36] Answer the question. [NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:36] You're growing out of some of your problems, but there are others that you're growing into. Master Yngwie: [6:37] ... What does that mean? [NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:37] Your love life will be happy and harmonious. Master Yngwie: [6:38] That's what she said... Hey, wait! ANSWER THE QUESTION! [NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:38] You can create your own opportunities this week. Blackmail a senior executive. Master Yngwie: [6:38] I'll blackmail your a** if you don't answer me! [NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:38] You have a truly strong inspaniduality. Master Yngwie: [6:39] ... Uhh... Yeah, I do! Now answer the damn question! [NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:39] You should emulate your heros, but don't carry it too far. Especially if they are dead. Master Yngwie: [6:40] That's not- are you going to answer me or not? [NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:40] Your depth of comprehension may tend to make you lax in worldly ways. Master Yngwie: [6:40] *Emulates dead hero and kills self* [NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:40] Time to be aggressive. Go after a tattooed Virgo. Master Yngwie: [6:40] *Emulates dead hero and kills self* [NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:40] Time to be aggressive. Go after a tattooed Virgo. Master Yngwie: [6:42] No. [NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:42] You could live a better life, if you had a better mind and a better body. Master Yngwie: [6:43] I'm already dead! [NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:43] If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair. Master Yngwie: [6:43] True. [NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:43] You have literary talent that you should take pains to develop. Master Yngwie: [6:43] I have no talent, because I' DEAD [NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:43] Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of new developments. Master Yngwie: [6:44] My life left me for another person. [NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:44] You learn to write as if to someone else because NEXT YEAR YOU WILL BE "SOMEONE ELSE." Master Yngwie: [6:47] ... Who are you? [NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:47] You have a strong desire for a home and your family interests come first. Master Yngwie: [6:48] The ead have no families [NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:48] You will pass away very quickly. Master Yngwie: [6:51] BUT I'M ALREADY DEAD [NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:51] Are you ever going to do the dishes? Or will you change your major to biology? Master Yngwie: [6:52] I'M DEAD! D-E-A-D!!! [NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:52] While you recently had your problems on the run, they've regrouped and are making another attack. Master Yngwie: [6:52] Another attack? Are they going to maim my corpse? The bastards! [NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:52] Your reasoning is excellent -- it's only your basic assumptions that are wrong.
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 5:06 pm
Quote: Hatori Miharu: [4:58] Hi there. =D;
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:58] You dialed 5483.
Hatori Miharu: [4:59] Is that an extension number? This isn't a phone.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:59] You are not dead yet. But watch for further reports.
Hatori Miharu: [4:59] I'm going to be on the news when I die?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:59] You will be singled out for promotion in your work.
Hatori Miharu: [4:59] What work is this? Will I still be alive after that?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:00] Tonight's the night: Sleep in a eucalyptus tree.
Hatori Miharu: [5:00] So if I sleep in an eucalyptus tree I'll be promoted tonight. O:
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:00] So you're back... about time...
Hatori Miharu: [5:00] ... Are you hitting on me... D: Quote: Hatori Miharu: [5:02] So, entertain me? =o
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:02] You will be awarded some great honor.
Hatori Miharu: [5:02] Such as?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:02] You will reach the highest possible point in your business or profession.
Hatori Miharu: [5:02] Is Nino going to make me the vice captain or something? o_O
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:03] Beware of Bigfoot!
Hatori Miharu: [5:03] Is that Rath?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:03] Never reveal your best argument.
Hatori Miharu: [5:03] Oh, I'll be more careful next time. D: !
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