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 Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 5:02 pm
"WHAT YOU SAY!?" - Zero Wing
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 5:55 pm
"Guy speak Beaver." -Guy, Final Fantasy II
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 5:57 pm
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 8:38 pm
Various from Fawful, including:
"I HAVE FURY!"
"Have you readiness for this?!"
"Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid!"
And so on. ^^
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 8:51 pm
This'n made me lul when I was playing No More Heroes.
"That Mr. Sir Henry ******** just jetted! What a p***y."
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:19 pm
From super-awesome 1995 PC Game 'Full Throttle': (Spoil-ar)
[the projector shows Malcolm Corley being murdered by Ripburger]
Adrian Ripburger: Now, this next slide demonstrates our new, more agressive corporate strategy.
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:58 pm
Various comments from RE4:
"Your right hand comes off?"
-Leon, talking with Salazar after Salazar says he's sent his right hand to dispose of you
"Can't remeber the name, huh? A senior moment perhaps"
-Leon again, this time mouthing off to Saddler when Saddler says he'll introduce you to "it"
"That's a large thing you have there...but I don't like it when men play rough."
-Ada, Seperate Ways Chapter 5
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 12:26 pm
Best quotes ever conceived 3nodding (Devil May Cry 3):Vergil: Why do you refuse to gain power? The power of our father Sparda?
Dante: Father? I don't have a father. I just don't like you, that's all. ----------- Dante: You sure know how to throw a party. No food, no drinks, and the only babe just left.
Vergil: My sincerest apology, brother. I was so eager to see you and couldn't concentrate on the preparation of the bash.
Dante: Whatever. At any rate, it has been a whole year since we last met. How about a kiss from your little brother? Or better yet, how about a kiss from this?
[draws gun] ----------- Arkham: I have the true power of sparda!
Vergil: Not very classy for someone's dying words.
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 12:58 pm
''GAME OVER YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH''<
From Sega Rally Championship 2.
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 3:02 pm
"JUST YOU WAIT TILL BANJO-THREEIE!" - Gruntilda, Ending of Banjo-Twoie, Lulz were had years later...
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 3:43 pm
"What a fool you are. I'm a god. How can you kill a god? What an intoxicating innocence. No recall or intervention can work in this place. Come. Lay down your weapons. It is not too late for my mercy." - Dagoth Ur
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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 6:47 am
STARFOX64:
"You're good, but I'm better!" - Star Wolf O'Donnel
"Not yet, the party's just begun!" - Leon Powalski (Before he turned gay)
"You... You...! You ice cream pole!" - Me, complaining at the Meteo Crusher for actually hitting me a looooooooong time ago...
PORTAL:
"Dispensing product..."
"I don't hate you..."
"Are you still there...?"
"Hello..."
-Turret
Anything Turrets say or GlaDOS says, for the most part.
QUAKE:
Somebody ax-murdered Your Mother.
PLAYER ate Your Mother's pineapple.
PLAYER got bored with life.
PLAYER went to visit the lava god.
"Agh! Waah!" - Grunt
DUKE NUKEM 3D:
"Nobody steals our chicks... and lives..." - Duke
SUPER MARIO RPG:
Almost anything the Axem Rangers say.
One word: Bowyer.
BOOSTER: It's like realizing that your outside without any clothes on!
{BOOSTER: Are you leaking, my dear?
[Peach's tears fly into his mouth]
BOOSTER: Tastes salty.
SNIFIT: Um, I believe she's uh, crying, sir...
BOOSTER: Crying? But that's what people do when they're sad!
BOOSTER: Yuck! That stuff must be corrosive! It tastes like the sea!}
{APPRENTICE: Look! The cake is moving!
CHEF TORTE: Ze cake is not moving! Get back to verk!
APPRENTICE: The cake is moving! Really! Truly! Why would I lie?
CHEF TORTE: Because you are... IDIOT!
[the cake moves]
CHEF TORTE: Ze cake is alive! Run for it!
APPRENTICE: See? I was right!}
PIRAHNA PLANT: I'm a water baby!
MALLOW: Is that a fire hose or his tongue?
The Peach Terrible awful horrible skit
SOUL CALIBUR IV:
"Where do you like it?" - Female Custom
"Now, bow before me!" - Male Custom
"I love it when you talk dirty...!" - Female Custom (Best when in reply to the one above)
"I almost feel like dancing!" - Male Custom taunt
"Ugh, what is it with lizards?!" - Seong Mi-na
{"Darkness! Give me darkness! - Nightmare
"I'll give you something..." - Astaroth, in reply}
"You like this kinda thing?" - Cassandra, during her butt on your face Critical Finish
GAUNTLET: DARK LEGACY:
The rightious rightly choose right
"You are greedy!" - Wizard
You are now Pojo!
GAUNTLET:
Blue wizard shot the potion!
Blue wizard shot the food!
TMNT 2:
Are we having fun yet? - Falling into a hole
GOD OF WAR:
"ARES!!!" - Kratos
"Kratos!" - Ares
"ZEUUUSSS!!!" Kratos
(Fun to scream at Taco Bell in the middle of the night)
ZELDA OOT:
Link screaming as he falls a long way down
Adult Link's damage track at max speed on loop
BUBSY:
What could possibly go wrong? - Bubsy
DEADLOCK: PLANETARY CONQUEST:
"You're losing! Press control alt delete!" - Tarth threat
"Soon all that will be left of us are memories... and a few piles of garbage." - Human complaint
"SPOON!" - Human berserker
"Ugly alien!" - Human berserker
"Tarth give you break! Which bone?" - Tarth threat
More later!
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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 6:55 am
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Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:21 pm
I kinda stoles it, but
WRATH OF THE BLACK MANTA:
"You guys are scum! You don't know what you're messing with! Drugs kill You think you're cool but you're not. You're just plain dumb!"
-Black Manta himself.
Hooray! No drugs for anybody!
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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 3:39 am
I have one.
"If challenge were a food, you'd be quite delicious."
Any more?
"Did you just put that thing that we don't know what it does into that Apature Science Emergency Incinerator?"
And this may come into context only for me, but the main character of FFTA2 explaining how he's terrified of ghosts after I've spent several missions fighting them was strange. But oddly funny.
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