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Dear Roxanne

Why does that name sound familiar? Well if it is who I think it is... well its just a homemade chunky beef stew with some "secret family ingredients". Anyway if your ever backstage come look for me I usually try to make enough for everybody! ...And I mean EVERYBODY!!

Dear Jeff Jarret

To answer your question I only need one word...
...
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...NO!!

Dude i'm not into that crap, nor have I ever been on that stuff. Hell I wouldn't even wish the effects of that s**t that on my worst enemy.

Anyway thanks for your question. *gulps down some more stew*

Ok onto the nex... hmm? Wha? I forgot to answer one?! Lemme see here...
ho crap I did forget to answer one. Sorry Jimmy!!

*skims over Jimmy Jamison's question again*

To Jimmy Jamison

A Defiant reunion, and my opinion on it is: I'm for it! I mean seriously me and Marxx have had our differences when we split up but here's the thing me and him wer... no we are still friends. I told him before that if he ever needed me I would stop whatever I was doing and be there for him...

...mind you I think he was a little shitfaced at the time, Man have you ever seen that guy drink?!

Anyway would we a formidable tag team? I think me and Marxx could make EEW stand up and take notice. But as for it happening though, well if he wants me he knows where to find me.

Anyway hope that answers your question Jimmy.

To "Just a Fan"

Where do I see myself 6 months from now? Thats a good question, I could be like most wrestlers and say "Hopefully I see myself getting a title shot, and end up being the next big champion in EEW."

...I could say that, but quite frankly i'm not in any hurry for that. If you remember the NWF/DCW war, you'll remember that I took on Cartwright in not only a ladder match Which by the way, im not really good at... But when he wouldn't hand it over and took it to DCW, I made him bleed in a first blood match, a match that he claimed he could never lose. And I took that belt...

But as quickly as I had it I gave it up, yes I handed it over to the GM cause I felt that although I won it against all odds. I wasn't ready...

Anyway hopefully in 6 months I hope that I find some kind of purpose here in EEW. I know "lame answer" but its the best I can come up with at the moment.

From: Anonymous

"Dear Mr. Henry,

You look stuck. You look like you really don't want to be where you are. Oh, you much rather look like a prisoner. But don't be alarmed my dear friend. Soon, VERY. SOON. You will escape from this obviously pathetic world and you will drown. Drown into a world where there are no heroes and villians, there are no good guys and bad guys. No, that world I'm speaking of is full of losers, losers like you, losers like Cartwright, losers like Shadow... and only one winner, one sherrif of EEW: me. Now why are you gonna do that, Lauri? Well, because... I don't like you.

I know, I know. We haven't met toe to toe yet, but the people you have been toe to toe with... you have lost. Horribly. The official results can say you've won, but that's not the case. See Lauri, you try too hard. You never give up and that's whats so awful about you. Won't you learn? Won't you learn that when you give it all... you LOSE, IT ALL. Don't worry Lauri... you will learn soon. VERY. ********. SOON. You're gonna finally understand when you give it all, and sacrifice yourself in the process... heh, buddy, you better hope you already reserved a spot at the hospital ... because you're going to LOSE, IT, ALL!

Your Last Opponent,
"PK"

To PK...

So you consider yourself to be my last opponent? You think your going to be the one to "finish" me off so to speak? If I had a nickel for everytime I heard that... well I'd have a lot of nickels BUT THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT!!

But I have to admit i'm confused a bit by your logic. Your saying even though I won matches, you say that I lost and its because I gave my all?

Ok how to answer this um... Well, first off WHOEVER YOU ARE you have your opinion on things and well your entitled to that. However I'm also entitled to my opinion and my opinion of you and your opinion is: You're an idiot who like everybody else underestimates me... Well I'll gladly reserve the hospital spot but you'll probably be the one in need of it not me...

anyway thanks for the... would you call that a question?

Dear Lauri,

As we know, EEW's next PPV contains an Extreme Cell match between you and your long time rival Minion. Do you have any concerns about that match since, as we know, it will take place in Minion's hometown?

Sandy Rivers

To a Jed Fan

To be honest I've never faced Jed 1 on 1, although I would like to. Closest I come to fight with him was in a tag match with me and mavlik vs the Talent Express which quite frankly me and mavlik lost but what do you expect when 2 random people tag against 2 men who have not only teamed up for so long but have done so much in their time as a team?

Well hopes that answers your question somewhat.

Might as well answer them both at once in this post!
-Cartwright

Dear Sandy

So im fighting in Minion's home town, if it was anyone else I'd be worried but lets face it... if minion isn't liked anywhere else in the world what's the difference if its his hometown or not?

but all in all I hope that when all is said and done it will be finished. Win or lose.

Well thanks for the question, hope I answered it good enough for you.


Oh well it seems we have another letter... *slowly reads the letter* Hmm... well I better answer this one since he's obviously calling me out...

Dear Anonymous Latino Fan who im guessing is KDog...

How does it feel to be a spineless coward? I don't know im not one, but I do understand why you think this way seeing as well like you said I took on KDog and the LAO twice and suddenly im fighting someone else... You see I'm not the one who makes the matches, nor is KDog.

Besides, its not like he can't find me I'm always around in the back. All he has to do is follow his nose pretty much. Seems to me the only coward between me and KDog is him. As for keeping up with him? Well you obviously saw the matches but I was in them so I know what happened...

By the way... I'm Canadian... and thank you for your...comments?

*gulps down the last of his stew*

Well seems like that's it for me, if you'll excuse me I got to get me some seconds. Com'on Marxx I'll get ya a bowl as well...