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Lucifer Morningstar
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Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:26 pm

Chris Powell

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Um...well...it's embarrassing...but they were animations of me...um...doin weird sexual acts to things.

Weirdness is also a matter of personal definition. To a stalwart Quaker missionary, buttons and a**l sex is not only weird but also vulgar. To the typical San Francisco homosexual, it's par for the course.
What exactly appears on the video?

gonk

Why do I have to say!? Just play the videos!

Fine. You may refrain from describing the acts.

*rolls eyes and passes the video to a martini to watch once court is in recess*

But you realize this leaves me to decide what is and is not "weird" on the footage, and I did rule hell for several eons.

*Martinis cluster eagerly around the video*

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:26 pm

*slips into the courtroom*

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Lucifer Morningstar
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Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:28 pm

Tenzil Kem

Sprood, this just got a lot more like Bismollian court. If you electrified the seats, it would be exactly like Bismollian Senate.

domokun

Er, I digress. Your Honor, I have no further questions for my client at this time. I request a recess before the Defense cross-examines my client. Perhaps during this time you would care to review the 3 Devils Productions video in question?

Agreed. Court is in recess whilst I review the submitted evidence.

*martinis positively clammer over the final film*

Patience. We're retiring to chambers now. They miss hell ever so.

*bangs the gavel*

Court is now in recess.

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:30 pm

Your Honor, if it pleases the court, I would like to state that public opinion of the video has just as much weight as my client's opinion. We are arguing about defamation here, which by it's very nature demands that we take into consideration exactly how the human Earthlian public at large defines 'vulgarity' in this case.

I will now step down from questioning.

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Matt M Murdock

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Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:34 pm

*Sighs a bit.* Animation? What animation? Are you watching some bootleg version I don't know about? because the only animation I know of is a mockery of a certain lawyer, not of Mr. Powell. And isn't even used until volume 2. I'll also note that we have no footage of the mentally damaged Powell during the Dox incident. If only we did . . .

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 7:39 pm

Your Honor, my client is confusing the second volume with the first in this case. I was going to hold off on presenting the second volume as evidence, but if the Defense insists....

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Matt M Murdock

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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 7:01 pm

Well, obviously. My first question is what I'd asked earlier. Hellboy, Johnny Storm, and Lex seemed to have been treating him the same way they always had. The way they treat just about everybody. What is your evidence that there's some conspiracy? Something different about the way they treat you?

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 7:06 pm

Hellboy and I always had been friends so his turn against me made no sense, Counselor. stare

As for Luthor and Storm....well they suddenly seemed to be wanting to destroy my relationship with Caitlin Fairchild. stare

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Tenzil Kem

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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 7:08 pm

Before my Client goes any further, I have another piece of evidence to present, your Honor!

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 7:10 pm

*Taps foot impatiently.* Can't this wait?

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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 7:12 pm

*slips into the back of the courtroom and slouches into a seat*

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 7:15 pm

Ladies and Gentlemen, my opposition in the Defense has just asked the trillion credit question. How do we connect the people on this list of Defendants to this alleged conspiracy, and to these illegal, unauthorized videos?

WHAT IS THE LINK?!

Ladies and Gentlemen, I have that link. Right here, in my hands. Your Honor, I present....EXHIBIT E. An actual, legitimate "ANTI POWELL CONSPIRACY" ID card.

This card has been cert'd by the Legion's Forensics lab, as shown on this Subpoena here, is printed using the ink dye known as Red 2GL-an Orasol type dye used by printing presses in Metropolis owned by Lexcorp.

This card also happens to hold the fingerprints of two people. One of them is Ms. Caitlin Fairchild-my client's current girlfriend. The other....is MISTER MATT MURDOCK HIMSELF.

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Your Honor, I DEMAND that the issue of "Is there a conspiracy against Christopher Alice Powell" be put to rest! It has been answered! Yes, there is! There -

::slams his hands on the desk with each syllable for emphasis::

IS-

TANGIBLE-

EVIDENCE!!!!

::Sits down as the crowd in the courtroom starts buzzing.::

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Jedi Cade Skywalker

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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 7:20 pm

*smirks*

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