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 Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 12:28 am
*Is bleeding to death x.x*
*Manages to move again and starts crawling over towards the 'dead lawn gnome' upon reaching it he beats it with a stick then cuts off its legs, attaching it to himself*
there, much better.
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Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 5:23 am
*walks into the room from the door*
OMG DerZ! You attached the legs of an actual dead lawn gnome to your own limbs! OH NOES! I had to use the potty so I left my dead lawn gnome in here. It's difficult to maneuver in the tiny army bathrooms with a dead lawn gnome.
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Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 11:10 am
*walks over to ping and chops her legs off then throws them into the lawn gnome pit where they are quickly eaten*
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Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 9:22 pm
Begins urinating in the Gnome pit and taunting the gnomes.
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Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 12:02 pm
*Watches as the gnomes use the stream to travel up* eek
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Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 4:22 pm
*Kicks the top gnome in the cajones and knocks the rest back down in the pit.*
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Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 8:01 am
*jim jumps from a trap he built*
"hahaha you have all fallen for my illusion that it was really dirt but it was ME!"
*pulls out 3 kunais and kills 6 crow's*
"damn i'm good"
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Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 6:06 pm
scream Damn it Jim, I'm an assassin not a bird killer!
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Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 11:18 pm
*has crawled, bleeding, out of thread, now returning with newly grown limbs*
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Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 2:06 am
hi ping, what happened to your limbs?
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Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 3:01 pm
DerZuhalter hi ping, what happened to your limbs?
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Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 10:21 pm
Ping, did you eat a chocolate headless horseman by chance?
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Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 3:28 am
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Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 7:30 pm
They in the pit? question Good. I have this randomly generated wet cement to pour in there. But first the final touch. *pours cake mix in the cement then dumps it in* blaugh
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Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 12:23 am
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