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Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 8:23 am
ZurgWolf ZurgWolf not worry...werewolves heal fast. *another arm is already growing* See? But ZurgWolf must kill ping-rose now in order to earn respect for Zurg. *chases ping-rose* *throws silver stuff at him, covers self in silver leaf* GET AWAY! *jumps into a cup, and is gone*
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Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 11:47 am
Only human werewolves cannot abide silver...silver not harm Zurgian werewolves. Improves human flavor too...like chipotle.
*jumps into cup after ping-rose*
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Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:31 pm
ZurgWolf This not seem violent...nobody eaten since ZurgWolf got here! *rips ping-rose arm off, hands lollipops to mel10790, eats arm* Now violent! Much better! thank you zurgwolf
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Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 9:11 pm
mel10790 ZurgWolf This not seem violent...nobody eaten since ZurgWolf got here! *rips ping-rose arm off, hands lollipops to mel10790, eats arm* Now violent! Much better! thank you zurgwolf  *bites zurgwolf, rendering him a were-human*
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Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 6:20 pm
ZurgWolf feel.... feel.... Hungry....
~rips off ping-roses other arm, and eats it~
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Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 7:39 pm
ZurgWolf ZurgWolf feel.... feel.... Hungry.... ~rips off ping-roses other arm, and eats it~ stare What is it with you and eating my limbs? *walks away, completely armless*
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Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:25 pm
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Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:29 pm
That's it! I'm makin' ZurgWolf for dinner in the barracks. TONIGHT, THE TROOPS WILL EAT! AND THEY WILL EAT WELL! *catches ZurgWolf in a special wolf-catching net*
Hmmm, being a mixed breed as you are, I seem to be able to only accommodate one half of your genetics at a time
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 8:05 pm
Ha! Foolish human, you will be unable to contain the greatness of a Zurg in this puny net! You are no match for my speed, strength and intellect!
Wait! I have changed...the werewolf nature is gone! By V'lasterk'hangi, they said it couldn't be done!
I don't feel so well...I wonder what I've been eating....
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 9:57 pm
ZurgWolf Ha! Foolish human, you will be unable to contain the greatness of a Zurg in this puny net! You are no match for my speed, strength and intellect! Wait! I have changed...the werewolf nature is gone! By V'lasterk'hangi, they said it couldn't be done! I don't feel so well...I wonder what I've been eating.... Ya know, now that I think about it, I DID wonder why those shots were labeled "anti werewolf". I guess I just didn't think it was that important.
Of course, this still doesn't mean anything about your Zurg side. It's still intact, unless someone else did something to it or I did and forgot...
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Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 6:37 pm
*Crashes a zeppelin in to the side of the mountain and leaps out landing with style, and falling over with an utter lack of style.* Did I miss the Brownies?
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Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 8:39 am
Etrigan1985 *Crashes a zeppelin in to the side of the mountain and leaps out landing with style, and falling over with an utter lack of style.* Did I miss the Brownies? Yes, but you're just in time for ZurgWolf, if you'd like some. I was thinking maybe BBQing. Or cooking on a spit over a fire. ... Which is where you spit on them and toss them into a big blazing fire, right?
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Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 11:25 pm
Perhaps i was never any good at Spit Fires, besides i prefer my meat to still fight back.
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Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 4:08 pm
*Sits in a trench* Who's the High Priest or Priestess here!
*several body parts fly over head a few seconds after an explosion*
hmm...*Throws a cheese grenade out of the trench*
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Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 10:04 pm
Oh godds no!!!! Its a Gouda Grenade!!! Every one hit the deck!!! *Leaps up in to nearest tree.*
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