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 Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 4:43 pm
"Beware a red-head man..."
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Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 11:09 am
Ron:
"Honestly Hermione, you think all teachers are saints or something..."
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Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 8:10 am
Harry, Ron and Hermioine all exchasnged smug looks.
WHAT DO THEY KNOW THAT WE DON'T?
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 2:16 pm
Ron, in 6th book to Hermione about her OWLs:
"You're actually dissappointed, aren't you?"
Love that part! Possibly because I would be dissappointed...
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Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 7:15 pm
Wild! I can make that old bloke down there pick his nose again... and again... and again...
Ron Weasley
Goblet of Fire
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Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 12:35 pm
"As Hagrid said, what would come, would come, and they would have to meet it when it did."
Or something close to that. It's the last sentence of HP&GoF
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Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 8:28 pm
"Well... when we were in our first year, Harry — young, care-free, and innocent —" Harry snorted. He doubted Fred and George had ever been innocent.
Prisoner of Azkaban
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Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 9:49 pm
Why are you worried about YOU-KNOW-WHO?
You should be worried about U-NO-POO!
The Constipation Sensation that's Sweeping the Nation!
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Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 11:08 am
cyniclee, that was a GREAT one rofl
Humans do have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them.
Albus Dumbledore
Sorcerer's Stone
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Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 11:11 am
"He's gorgeous, isn't he?" said Hermione, glowing.
That was a matter of opinion, thought Harry. The cat's ginger fur was thick and fluffy, but it was definitely bowlegged and its face looked grumpy and oddly squashed, as though it had run headlong into a brick wall.
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Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 11:18 am
"HARRY, THIS IS NO TIME TO BE A GENTLEMAN!" Wood roared as Harry swerved to avoid a collision. "KNOCK HER OFF HER BROOM IF YOU HAVE TO!"
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Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 11:26 am
As though an invisible hand were writing upon it, words appeared on the smooth surface of the map.
"Mr Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
Snape froze. Harry stared, dumbstruck at the message. But the map didn't stop there. More writing appeared beneath the first.
"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."
It would have been very funny if the situation hadn't been so serious. And there was more....
"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor."
Harry closed his eyes in horror. When he'd opened them, the map had had its last word.
"Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball."
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Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 1:23 pm
I want to fix that in my memory forever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret...
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 4:25 pm
 "You think your funny," she said coldly. "But you're just an arrogant bullying toerag, Potter. Leave him alone."
"I will if you go out with me, Evans." said James quickly. "Go on.... Go out with me, and I'll never lay a wand on old Snivelly again."
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"I wouldn't go out with you if it was a choice between you and the giant squid," said Lily.
"Bad luck, Prongs." Said Sirius briskly, turning back to snape.
-From Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. US edition, chapter 28 (Snapes worst memory).
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Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 10:42 pm
*Le gasp!* You said you-know-who's name!!!
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